Perfect One Liners

haan maone tereko line maar maar ke hi to pataya hai

ek muh hi to hai jo aapke dimaag se zyada tez chalta hai
Newton says when d apple falls on his head ye kya mazaak ho gya
Train mein chadho, potty karo n utar jao
Life begins when you leave oce
The right time to enjoy life is now
Life is all about the feel
!alue of money is realised when it is actually e"changed for something in return
and not when it is lying idle