When without money, eat wild vege at home ; When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant. When without money, ride bicycle; When have money, ride exercise machine. When without money, wish to get married; When have money, wish to get divorced. When without money, wife becomes secretary; When have money, secretary becomes wife. When without money, act like rich man; When with money, act like poor man. Says share market is bad but keeps speculating. Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.