"To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all.

I
like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It
might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she
has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That
would be the one for me. I'd marry her right off and be faithful to the end."
Charles Bukowski