Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend.

Is that why you dyed your eyebrow,

for the party? Should I do mine too?
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
tags: humor, party
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I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class
with her.
Tom Leveen, Party
tags: class, girl, life, party, school, suicide
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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Criss Jami
tags: funny, funny-but-true, hell, humor, introversion, introvert, introverts, parties, party,
partying, people, saints, social, socializing
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I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone
whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
tags: lemons, life, party
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I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading
rumours to my dogs.
Andy Warhol
tags: artist, gossip, party, social-disease
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The grace of God means something like: Here is your life. You might never have been, but
you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you.
Frederick Buechner
tags: god, grace, party
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THE LUXE IS . . .
Pretty girls in pretty dresses, partying until dawn.
Irresistible boys with mischievous smiles and dangerous intentions.
White lies, dark secrets, and scandalous hookups.
This is Manhattan in 1899.
Anna Godbersen
tags: boys, luxe, manhattan, party, pretty-girls, scandals, secrets, white-lies
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When you're the most happening person at the party, it's time to leave
Kelly Cutrone, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never
Told You
tags: life, party, people
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Cal's face swam into view. I couldn't hear him over the ringing in my ears. I'm pretty sure he
mouthed for me to lie still, which seemed easy enough.
He held my hand, and while the pain didn't go away, a woozy sense of calm spread over me.
So I was pretty dispassionate as I rolled my head to the side and watched Cal pull a six-inch
shared of demonglass out of my shoulder. As soon as it was out, the burning faded, but I
knew I'd have yet another another scar. "That present sucked," I muttered.
Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
tags: cal, demonglass, party, sophie
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I'm gonna party, see how intoxicated I can get and how many rules I can flaunt. That's my
motto.
H.G. Bissinger, Friday Night Lights: A Town, a Team, and a Dream
tags: drink, party
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The Tea Party
I had a little tea party
This afternoon at three.
'Twas very smallThree guest in allJust I, myself and me.
Myself ate all the sandwiches,
While I drank up the tea;
'Twas also I who ate the pie
And passed the cake to me. Jessica Nelson North
Jessica Nelson North
tags: party, tea
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There was nothing wrong with being a homebody. There was nothing wrong with not
wanting - not needing - the constant jostle and noise of a party or bar or... whatever.
Charles de Lint, Jack of Kinrowan
tags: homebody, party
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I know this is war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.
Kristin Cashore, Fire
tags: funny, life, party, war
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin'
them vodka and have a party!
Ron White, I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability
tags: funny, humor, inspirational, party
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One might fancy that day, the London day, was just beginning. Like a woman who had
slipped off her print dress and white apron to array herself in blue and pearls, the day
changed, put off stuff, took gauze, changed to evening, and with the same sigh of exhilaration
that a woman breathes, tumbling petticoats on the floor, it too shed dust, heat, colour; the
traffic thinned; motor cars, tinkling, darting, succeeded the lumber of vans; and here and
there among the thick foliage of the squares an intense light hung. I resign, the evening
seemed to say, as it paled and faded above the battlements and prominences, moulded,
pointed, of hotel, flat, and block of shops, I fade, she was beginning. I disappear, but London
would have none of it, and rushed her bayonets into the sky, pinioned her, constrained her to
partnership in her revelry.
Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway
tags: london, party, revelry, sunset
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I wouldnt want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars.
Thats why Im having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
tags: awards, awards-ceremony, birthday, cake, celebrate, celebration, confused, food, gifts,
guests, humor, oscars, party, presents
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It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment
or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.
Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope
tags: choices, party, right-and-wrong
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Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give
dinner parties?
Nigel Slater
tags: dinner, food, gay, gay-stereotypes, homosexuality, party
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It was like a Russian party, Arkady thought. People got drunk, recklessly confessed their
love, spilled their festering dislike, had hysterics, marched out, were dragged back in and
revived with brandy. It wasn't a French salon.
Martin Cruz Smith
tags: alcohol, brandy, drunkenness, party, russia
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Finally! You're here!"

Uh....Do I know you?"
Well, no....But you're here, all the same...
Lynn Weingarten, Wherever Nina Lies
tags: book, conversation, humor, lol, party
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Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why my little party's just beginning.
~ Wicked Witch of the West Wizard of Oz
L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
tags: going, oz, party, witch
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I drink to the general joy o the whole table." Macbeth

William Shakespeare, Macbeth

tags: happiness, joy, life, party, shakespeare, toast

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He was an introverted kid, so I didnt send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to
a party.
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
tags: child, humor, introvert, party, punishment
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I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my
first birthday.
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
tags: birth, birthday, birthday-party, life, party
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If you're spending your entire early 20s chasing the next party,what are you running away
from?
Demi Lovato
tags: chasing, party, running, young-adult
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I would say, if you like, that the party is like an out-moded mathematics...that is to say, the
mathematics of Euclid. We need to invent a non-Euclidian mathematics with respect to
political discipline.
Alain Badiou, The Concept of Model: An Introduction to the Materialist Epistemology of
Mathematics
tags: badiou, communism, euclid, geometry, mao, maoism, mathematics, party
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Me? I go wherever the wind blowsand wherever the whiskey shots are half price.
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
tags: humor, party
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Dear Edmond,
While you were sleeping this afternoon, I was busy hustling around town. You see, when I
woke up early this morning to clean the apartment for the party tonight, I noticed that all your
furniture was missing. And by all, I do mean everything.
So I raced around town trying to replace all your pieces. Fortunately, I did manage to pick up
some new furniture. It looks exactly like your old furniture, only you're still missing the
armoire that your grandmother left you in her will.
But the great thing is they have one that looks exactly like your grandmother's armoire at the
pawn shop just up the road.
But there was some random good news today. In the cushions of the new sofa, the one that
looks exactly like your old sofa, I found about $500 dollars. So I took the liberty of loading
up the liquor cabinet and buying a keg.
But I don't want you to be depressed about your armoire, or worry about paying me back for
buying you all new furniture. Just promise me you'll have a good time at the party. And since
I know that you are disappointed about having to pick up another armoire at the pawn shop, I
won't even make you go half with me on the booze. I wouldn't dream of it. Friends help
friends out when they are in need, right? I couldn't possibly accept $250 dollars from you.
But I know how you are. You won't accept any gifts, right? You're so freaking stubborn.
Well, if you really want to pay me back, you can slip the money in an envelope under my
door after the party tonight.
We're going to have a crazy night tonight! So cheer up, buddy.
Jarod Kintz, Waiting for Somebody to Double Park on My Chest
tags: absurd, comical, funny, humor, party, ridiculous
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When I go to a restaurant and they say, How many in your party? and I say, One, I feel
sad because one is not really a party. But me and my 32 clones dont let that stop us from
enjoying myselves.
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
tags: clones, humor, party, restaurant
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In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too
expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
tags: humor, narcolepsy, party, sleep, sleeping, sleepover, slumber-party
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