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You're Just Li Father
stage with bare breast
than Ace bandoge and
(ights come up op F
‘and baer shorts, bah
oes overtoa
like the openina of
She gets another ai
bandage around het bass, She tokes another bandage from the suitease ar
song finishes, When she is finishe
Of release, but
Her arms neede outside of her what was
Eating her up there was always such consequences
in wrecking a
she went over td shelf, and started tea
squares,
Kleenex in a litle sack
with a plece of
on
re knew that it would rain
‘This took her
She waited unt48 |THE SOLO PERFORMANCES OF PEGGY SHAW
and spread her tiny bundles all over
‘The big, beautiful, groomed, green lawn of his office
Ttrained good and hard.
‘The next day the big, beautiful, groomed, green lawn
was dotted with
‘Hundreds of white specks of sugar stuck to the blades of grass,
“There were no complaints to the management or to the police.
Only to the minister.
‘And the minister went to speak to the family, to her husband.
But since he was dead, he couldn't take the blame,
That is to say, my father couldn't take thé blame.
‘Cause this was my mother before they destroyed her.
My mother who was in love with me In the house.
(Runs her hands through her hair, making sound of a wolf)
Hey!
i'm Eddie,
“My father wouldn’t call me Eddie, he called me Margaret.
Margaret means peat!
was his pearl of a girl.
But pearl didn’t match my outfits.
‘This is my face. It’s sharp like my father
You look {ust like your father, my mother would say.
Took like my father when ’m in a good mood.
Most lesbians I know really like their fathers, me included.
My father was a Leo, he had a heart condition;
he had to count to ten before he hit ws.
He gave me the same heart condition
simply because I knew him so well.
He had big hands. [ have his big hands.
1 ike to touch things and people.
‘Once a shrink asked me where my desire comes from,
I said, “From my hands.”
She told me to keep my hands to myself.
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She didn’t mean to say i
st came out and a
pjjosed to be so direct.
But I knew what she me
‘Tere were so many Gh: jen in my family
that when we visited péo e's houses
sre had to hold our Hori being our backs
for the whole visit
Thad to control my han) all the time.
My Grandmother tld iT would do great things with my hands;
I think she meant play ba» piano.
“My father told me that 1); father knocked out Joe Louis
with his bare hands.
(Musical number: “This is
mmicrophone descends ro
over) i
1n’s World." During all the musical numbers, a
ceiling, as in @ boxing ring. Music continues
Ashard
As ve tried
Ican’t get it up
Fully
On top
You know
Head
‘To toe
Missionary
Go tell ton the mount
But mounting I
Is something I've got trpy ble with
“Cause I can’t
Get on top
Get hard |
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Its left over
From way back
When I was @ boy
‘And all the girls,
Wanted me to please
I's hard
‘To keep it up
My reputation
Easy for the young ones
But hard for me
But not hard enough.
If it only comes down
Or comes up
To coming
To keep it going
To keep it up
To strapping one on
To whacking me off
"Cause |
Deep Inside my love for you
Isa flash picture
It has to do with my arms
My fingers
My hands
‘These are the butch queer feminine parts
Of me
On the other hand
Bither my left or my right
‘m told that I'm missing out on a dildo.
I can hardly look at the real ones it
That look like real dicks t
I can look at the dolphin ones
Dolphins don't have veins.
Is the veins,
‘That vanity in men, |
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My father's dick looked I
‘When I saw him
In the toilet.
Feminists made me hate ((lphins, I mean dildos.
They tried to make me hat) boxer shorts,
Not that I want to put bla ye
On anyone for my lie
Lack of thrust ‘
Except maybe the mission; ties.
don't want to be like my parents
In any way
Unless, of course,
Ican’'t help it i
You should never take yo.1; parents personally.
a dolphin
(Peggy goesto the center ring { nd counts down from ten, then dresses in the
‘army uniform.)
My mother used to mak me things from cardboard all taped to-
gether like houses. She us.d the cardboard from my father’s Sun-
day shirts from the Chinj¢<2 laundzy. She caught me at the kitchen
table at five years old, di.) sing a picture of a woman tied to a tree
with her hands behind 1})) and her breasts were naked, and I drew
a woman kissing her bré<é's, My mother watched me closely from
then on and made sure \ {dn’t have girlfriends for too tong or stay
over at their houses, She #/jid V’d go to hell if| didn’t get married,
1 liked other peoply’s|t others. You know, around fifty, the ones
who had to work in ast They seemed like they coud stand in
one place without som¢) te to protect them. But | wanted to sit
with them in the kitchér’ for hours while they flirted with me.
‘Theis husbands seemed §5 old. And I was so full of desire, 1 would
do things for them. And ihey never told me 1 was going to hell.
My mother hated my /andfather, and when he died, she didn’t
want to go to the fuera, -Ather, so we went to Brigham’ in Cam: