The staff of MAOS offers to donate a Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus pole to the City of Deerfield Beach. They suggest erecting the pole at the city's Fire Station #1 from Thanksgiving to New Years to mark the start of the holiday season. The donor, Timothy Stevens, asks Mayor Robb to consider publicly thanking him for the donation at the next city meeting on December 2nd to deflect criticism away from any misdeeds.
The staff of MAOS offers to donate a Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus pole to the City of Deerfield Beach. They suggest erecting the pole at the city's Fire Station #1 from Thanksgiving to New Years to mark the start of the holiday season. The donor, Timothy Stevens, asks Mayor Robb to consider publicly thanking him for the donation at the next city meeting on December 2nd to deflect criticism away from any misdeeds.
The staff of MAOS offers to donate a Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus pole to the City of Deerfield Beach. They suggest erecting the pole at the city's Fire Station #1 from Thanksgiving to New Years to mark the start of the holiday season. The donor, Timothy Stevens, asks Mayor Robb to consider publicly thanking him for the donation at the next city meeting on December 2nd to deflect criticism away from any misdeeds.
The staff of MAOS offers to donate a Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus pole to the City of Deerfield Beach. They suggest erecting the pole at the city's Fire Station #1 from Thanksgiving to New Years to mark the start of the holiday season. The donor, Timothy Stevens, asks Mayor Robb to consider publicly thanking him for the donation at the next city meeting on December 2nd to deflect criticism away from any misdeeds.
City of Deerfield Beach 150 NE 1st Avenue Deerfield Beach, FL 33441 RE: Donation of Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole Mayor Robb; The staff at MAOS (myactsofsedition.com) would like to donate an official Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole to the City of Deerfield Beach. As everyone knows, last years Festivus Pole, proudly erected in the Florida State Capitol Rotunda, caused quite the international sensation and its coverage was featured on Fox News, the Colbert Report, Daily Show, and by hundreds of news outlets, including Time Magazine, the Washington Post, and the New Yorker. With this donation, moving forward the City can erect my pole and proclaim the start of the holiday season! Wed suggest the erection last longer than four hours perhaps say from Thanksgiving to New Years. And as years before, it makes sense to plant the pole on the grounds of Deerfields Fire Station #1. Get ready for the airing of grievances and feats of strength.
Timothy Chaz Stevens
954-851-2273 PS Maybe youll consider a public proclamation thanking me for our generosity at the Dec. 2nd meeting Heavens knows, youll personally need some good news and this could be a great slight of hand parlor hand to deflect criticism away from your misdeeds.