M0 Tornado- Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly

annoyed
M1 Tornado- Cows are tipped over and can't get up
M2 Tornado- Cows begin rolling with the wind
M3 Tornado- Cows tumble and bounce
M4 Tornado- Cows are AIRBORN
M5 Tornado- S T E A K ! ! !
Im reading a great book on anti-gravity. I cant put it down.
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnt seem to be gaining momentum.
Why cant atheists solve exponential equations? Because they dont believe in higher powers.
Schrodingers cat walks into a bar. And doesnt.
Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
What do we want?.
Time travel
When do we want it?.
Irrelevant.
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
According to Einstein's Theory of Relatives, the probability of in-laws visiting you is directly
proportional to how much you feel like being left alone.
An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as
large as it needs to be.