Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Epic Saga 2014
Epic Saga 2014
Epic Saga 2014
pic S
The Eonline at bly.com
is a.wee ron)
g
elssa by Came
u
m
a
s reated
(C
The Epic Saga of Matt, Kristy, Cameron, Dylan, Shea & Tori 2014
It was an exciting year for the Samuels family in 2014, lled
with fun milestones and big losses. Kristy began settling
into her new job, Cameron earned various accolades, Dylan
started kindergarten and Matt ended the year with a big loss
- 45 pounds to be exact.1
1 - The three Cs of weight loss: Lots of Carrots, Cardio and Consistency; 2 - His favorite things in school are morning recess, afternoon recess and snack; 3 - Not that we are
keeping count!; 4 - We expect nothing less than a double-double every game in his rst season; 5 - We comprehend almost half of what he is talking about; 6 - They say if you
dont publish your rst app by age 10, you may never publish one.
Tori
Shea
Love to all, (in order of appearance) Matt, Kristy, Shea, Cameron, Tori & Dylan
Brother Selfie
Beach boys
7 - Shh, we havent told him he will have to cook his own food and scrub the pots; 8 - If only he could program his robot to clean his room and brush his teeth; 9 - It does throw his teachers off at school when he writes his name in Hebrew, which they probably think is Chinese; 10 - Secure = make sure no one eats their food, messes up their blankets or moves their litter
box; 11 - You would be amazed by the amount of bird poop eight babies can produce in one month; 12 - She realizes that only 3.14159 percent of Epic Saga readers know what she is
talking about; 13 - She didnt like Matts idea of letting the weeds naturally grow themselves into privacy plants; 14 - He actually gets paid to be on facebook, twitter and youtube during
work hours; 15 - You can say he is the always-expanding Advocates one-man Houston bureau; 16 - Its amazing Matt survived with all of the pocket knives, camp res and poisonous
snakes; 17 - He even nished with a better winning percentage than Les Miles and Sean Payton combined; 18 - You can lead a horse to water, but we got to gallop with them in the gulf.