CHEAP ASS TOYS INCORPORATED PROUDLY PRESENTS An Homage to the Knight Rider

The Do-It-Yourself Posable Paper

DAVID HASSELHOFF
bay knight rider sporty hoff nick fury hoff garthe knight*
HEADS

watchers *(michael’s
evil twin
from “the
enemy you
know”
episode of
knight rider )
C
STR U T I ON
IN S
interchangeable interchangeable the knight’s leather armor
right hands left hands
1 For a sturdier and more
permanent finished piece,
it is advised that you cut out this
full sheet along the dashed line
and mount it to a piece of heavy-
weight paper.

2 All tabs to be folded are

colored gray, all shapes to
be cut out are filled in with red,
POSABLE HASSELHOFF PIECES

and all interior lines to be cut

are highlighted by red lines.

3 Cut all of the red X’s

that mark the joints on the
Hoff pieces and accoutrements.
(Place dark circle joints below
light circle joints .)
ACCOUTREMENTS

hoff “one button’s enough” shirt k.i.t.t.

comlink 4 Score all tabs and edges
to be folded (marked by
watch dashed lines) with the dull edge
of your hobby knife.

5 Cut out and assemble all

hoff 10 of the paper paper
display stand fasteners as follows:

a Score all
dashed
lines on the
fastener feet
and cut all
thick red lines, then fold
hoff tank top garthe’s as shown.
pimp cane
b Insert the
folded feet
through the
slots in the
washers as
DON’T FUCK WITH shown, and glue the tabs
of the feet to the washer.
THE HOFF
c Glue the
cap onto
the washer/
feet assembly
as shown.
removable chest
hair carpet hoff pants hoff belt & buckle
6 Cut out all of the Hoff
pieces, then cut out all of
the heads and accoutrements
you’ll use to augment your
paper Hasselhoff.
german singing THE
HOFF
sensation microphone 7 Using the
paper paper
fasteners, join all
of the pieces of
the Hoff as
MISC

paper paper fasteners extra fasteners shown. NOTE:

Be sure to position the Hoff
pants, shirt, jacket and belt
before attaching the paper
paper fasteners.

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