Security guard (Autor): Goodmorning sir, welcome to Bombay store. Customer 1 goes to cashier Customer 1: hey, can I buy a tube of Colgate? Cashier (Himig): NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE. Customer 1: but I see there in front of you that you have a tube of Colgate! Cashier: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE. Bigla, Customer 2 enters the store, goes to cashier Customer 2: hey, Id like to buy some Colgate please. Cashier: OK, 20 PESOS PLEASE. THANK YOU. Customer 2 gives 20 pesos, and then leaves. Customer 1: hey, how come he can buy Colgate? Can I buy Colgate too? Cashier: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE. Customer 1: (angry na) I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER! Manager comes out from behind Manager: Yes, sir, what would be the problem? Customer 1: Well, your employee here doesnt want to sell me Colgate, but he sold the other customer Colgate, can I buy some Colgate too? Manager: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE. Customer 1: EPAL. POLICE! COME IN HERE! Police and assistant go into the store Police: What seems to be the problem here? Customer 1: These people dont want to sell me Colgate, but the sold some other guy Colgate! Police: Is this true? May I buy Colgate? Cashier: OKEE, 20 PESOS PLEASE. Customer 1: Let me try Id like to buy some Colgate please. Cashier: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE. Police: Sir, Im afraid that you are in violation of the right of the customer to choose, Ill have to send you to jail for this. Assistant writes on a sheet of paper and gives to cashier Cashier: OKEE OKEE, I SELL YOU COLGATE, 20 PESOS PLEASE.