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A World Outside Our Own

2099 January 18th

In This Issue
The Scandal
Begins
21 Fake Plants you
Never Heard of
Water Slowly
Turns to Tar
Daily Funny
Money is no More
New Bacteria
Discovered

Volume 77, Number 18

The Scandal Begins

It has been recently discovered that knowledge isnt always true.

Citizens are outraged at the proposal that our
world isnt what it seems to be.
After many years, Platos allegory of the cave
has been proven true. Jayden Lyttle (age 35)
has recently found evidence that for the past
2000 years we have been under the
impression that we are the centre of the
universe. Born in Brampton Ontario, Jayden
has pursued his career as a philosopher.
For years all weve known is what we see now but there is a
whole other world beyond ours. A world beyond our solar system
that is far more complex than we can understand. Jayden
stated.
Similar to Platos Allegory of the
like the chained people who
are just ordinary people,
living surrounded by
assumptions and
misconceptions, we are living
in a world of lies.

cave, it has been decided that

Behold! human beings living in a

underground den []Like ourselves
[] they see only their own shadows,
or the shadows of one another, which
the fire throws on the opposite wall of
the cave. Plato (C.375 BC) Book VII
of The Republic
The Allegory of the Cave
I believe that once we are able to bypass this system of closed
mindedness we will be able to see what our world is really like,
Jayden states, I could finally show the world that there is a
world beyond ours and possibly a world beyond that world.