Ang Sistema ni Propesor Tuko

niAlSantos

MGATAUHAN
MisterTuko
Bodyok
Kiko
Ningning
Bondying

Isangumaga,sasilidaralanngkungsaangpaaralan

BODYOK:
(mula sa likod, tinig lang) Adornado on the rebound pass to Philip Cesar (Entra si BODYOK, diniddribble and
imaginarybola.)HerecomesBodyokandhestealstheballBodyokdribblesshootsandmakesit!

MagbabowkunwarisiBODYOKsaimaginarycrowd.Mapapansinniyaangaudience.

Aba,nariyanpalakayo!Kaninapabakayo?Walapabaangtitsernamin?Yungmamangpayatnamaitimnamukhang
patay?Ah,walapapala,butinaman.Puwedepaakongmaglaro.

Itutuloyangpagbabasketbol.DaratingsiKIKO,nagbabasanglibro.

KIKO:
(titinginlangsandalikayBODYOK)Etonanamanpokami.

BODYOK:
(tuloyanglaro)Revillanowcomesin.

HaharutinngimaginarybolasiKIKO.

KIKO:
Oy, Bodyok, buti pa magreview ka na at baka wala na namang masagot sa mga tanong ni sir e mahigh blood na
namansiya.

LalongiinggitinniBODYOKsiKIKO.HindinamapalagaysiKIKOperonagpipigilparin.

BODYOK:
MantomanBodyokversusRevilla

IaabotkunwariniBODYOKangbolakayKIKO.PerobiglaringbabawiinnangakmangabutinniKIKO.

KIKO:
Angdayamonamane.

BODYOK:
Bodyokonthedouble.

MaakitnarinsiKIKOnasumalisalaro.

KIKO:
(hahabolkayBODYOK)Salinarin.Pasanarindito.

Maglalaroangdalawa.DaratingsiNingning.

NINGNING:
GoodmorningMisterTukAy,walapapalaangtitsernamin.

KIKO:
Salikanarin,Ningning.

NINGNING:
Yoko,bakabiglangdumatingsisir.

KIKO:
Lunesngayon.Siguradonglatenanamansiya.Parakanamanghindinasanay.

BODYOK:
Ladiesandgentlemen,MonFernandeznowcomesinBodyokpassestheballtoFernandezUuuuppss!

NINGNING:
(sasaluhinangbola)Yeheeeeey!

Tatlonasilangnaglalaro.HanggangpagpasokniBONDYING.

BONDYING:
(matitigilan,taposaybiglangtatakbopalabas)Nanaaaaaaykopooooooooo!

BODYOK:
Hoy,balikkarito.

BONDYING:
(salikod)Nanaaaaaykooooo!Latenanamanako!Pagiisquatinnanamanakosatapatngflagpole.

NINGNING:
Nakuhindi,walapasisir.Halikarito.

BONDYING:
Inaaaaaykoooo!

KIKO:
Anokaba!Lumabaskanariyanatwalanamangmagpaparusasaiyo.

BONDYOK:
Halikana.Salikasaamin.Angsarapsarapmagbasketbol.
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BONDYING:
(sisilipuli)Nanaykonanamaaaaan!

BONDYOK:
Anobangkinakatakotmodiyan?

BONDYING:
Angdamidamingtao.

BODYOK:
Anoangdamidami?Tayotayolangangnarito.

BONDYING:
Tayotayolang?

KIKO:
Oo,walanamangibangtaorito,a.

BONDYING:
Talaga?

NINGNING:
Talagangtalaga.Peksman.

BODYOK:
(aakayinsiBONDYINGI)Kayahalikana.

BONDYING:
(bantulonapapasok)Sigeha,peksman.

PagpasokniBONDYING,mapapatinginulisamanonood.Magugulatsiyaattatakboulipalabas.

Nanaaaaaykopoooo!Nilolokonyonamanakoe.Ayuno,angdamidamingtao.

NINGNING:
A,silaba?Huwagkangmatakotsakanila.Hindikanilaaanuhin.Mababaitsila.(samanonood)Dibano,mababait
kayo.

BONDYING:
(likodparin)Esinongabasila?

BODYOK:
Mgatao.

BONDYING:
Anongklasengmgatao?

KIKO:
Mababaitnamgatao.

BONDYING:
Hindinilaakopaiisquatinsatapatngflagpole?

NINGNING:
Naku,hindi.

BONDYING:
Hindinilaakopasusulatinngpangalankongonethousandtimes?

KIKO:
Hindi.

BONDYING:
Bakabatuhinnilaakongeraser.

BODYOK:
BakitkanilababatuhinngeraserehindinamansilasiMisterTuko.

BONDYING:
BakakakampisilaniMisterTuko.BakatinatagolangnilasiMisterTuko.

BODYOK:
(tatanawsamanonood)NandiyanbasiMisterTuko?...O,waladaw.Kitamona,kakampinatinsila.

KIKO:
Kayahalikana,huwagkanangmatakot.

NINGNING:
Tayona,mahal.

LalabassiBONDYING.Lalapitulisamanonood.

BONDYING:
Hoy,talaga,mababaitdinkayogayako?

MatatakotsiBONDYINGsareaksiyonngmanonoodattatakboulipalabas.

KIKO:
Namputsa,bakitnanaman?

BONDYING:
Bakitsilatumatawa?

NINGNING:
E,kasi,natutuwasilasaiyo.Gustokanilangkaibiganin.

BONDYING:
Bakamaynasabiakongmali.Bakapinagtatawanannilaako.

BODYOK:
Hindikanilapinagtatawanan.Sabinangkaibigannatinsila.Angkulitkulitmonaman.

NINGNING:
Osige,halikanaritoBondying.Salikanasalaronamin.

BONDYING:
Ditonalangako.Hiyaakoe.

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BODYOK:
Doontayodapat.Doonsaklasrumnatin.

BONDYING:
Ditonalangako.

BODYOK:
(inisna)Sinabinangdoontayodapate!

BONDYING:
Ebakitdoonpa?

BODYOK:
Ekasi

NINGNING:
Kasinandoonangbasketbolkort.

PagshootniBONDYING,matutumbasiyaatmadadagananangmgakalaro.TiyempongpapasoksiMisterTuko.

MR.TUKO:
(hihipanangsilbato)Foul!Ehe!Whatisthemeaningofthisrambolveryearlyinthemorning?

Magtatayuangparangestatuwaangmgaestudyante.

MGAESTUDYANTE:GoodmorningggMisterrrTukoooo.

BONDYING:
A,ganoonba?

NINGNING:
O,halikanamahal.Sigelaroulitayo.Bodyok,pasahanmongbolasiBondying

TuloyulianglarokasamasiBondying.

BODYOK:
AaaandGuidabenentersthehardcourt.Hegetstheballattemptsandmakesit!

MR.TUKO:
(imumuwestra)GoooodmorrrrningMisterrrTuuuuuuko.Sayitprrrrroperrrlyyyy!

MGAESTUDYANTE:
(gagayahinangtitser)
GoooodmorrrrningMisterrrTuuuuuukoooo!

MR.TUKO:
Verrrrygoooodddclasss!Nowsitdownproperly,chestout,stomachin,andputyourhandsonthedeskforinspection.

IinspeksyuninniTukoandkamayngmgaestudyante.

Ningning

NINGNING:
Sir

MR.TUKO:
Bakitnangingitimangmgadalirimo?Kamaybangbabaeyan!

NINGNING:
Sir,kasinaghugashoakongkawali.

MR.TUKO:
Idontcare.Bastayoualwayshavetokeepyourhandscleansothattheywillbegoodtosee.

NINGNING:
Yessir.

MR.TUKO:
OhmyGod!Whatarethese?

BODYOK:
Thesesir?Thesearepataynakuko.

MR.TUKO:
Pataynakuko!

BODYOK:
Napukpokngmartilyo,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Para kayong mga taong bundok. Children, remember your hands reflect your personality. Kaya you should see to it
that they are always neat and presentable. Paano na lang kung makikipagkamay kayo sa mga disenteng tao? Now,
everybody,showmeyourteeth.

Ilalabasngmgaestudyanteangmgangipinnila.

MR.TUKO:
Mygoodness,Bondying,whatisthatmonsterinyouteeth.

BONDYING:
Tinga,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Youdidnotbrushyourteethagain.

BONDYING:
Naubusanakongtutpayst,sir.Peronagmumognamanako.

MR.TUKO:
Whatashame!Iisipinngmgatao,yourteacherdoesnotteachyouproperhygiene.

BONDYING:
Ayokonggin,sir.Nahihiloako.

MR.TUKO:
Gago, ang sabi ko, hygiene. Proper care of the body and soul. Kelan pa kayo matututo? Kailangan ko pa bang ulit
ulitin?
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KIKO:
Naku,please,huwagnasir.

MR.TUKO:
Puwes,magbagokayo.

MGAESTEDYANTE:
Yes,MisterTuko.

MR.TUKO:
(bubulongbulong)Yes,MisterTuko,yes,MisterTukoMygoodness!Okay,okay,letusbeginthedayHowaremy
littleangels?

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Stillaliveandkicking,sir!

MR.TUKO:
Andwhatistoday?

MGAESTUDYANTE:
TodayisMonday.Mondayisafineday.Thesunisup.Theskyisblue.Everythingisniceexceptyouuuu!

MR.TUKO:
(iaambaangpamalo)Again!Repeatthelasttwolines.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Everythingisnicebecauseofyou!

MR.TUKO:
Thankyou.Now,Ilovemycountry

MGAESTUDYANTE:
(kasabayngkilos)Ilovemycountry.PhilippinesmyPhilippines.PearloftheOrient.ParadiseoftheEast.

MR.TUKO:
Andwhatisournationallanguage?

MGAESTUDYANTE:
(kakantahinatisasayaw)OurnationallanguageisFilipino.Filipinoisabeautifullanguage.Itislikeapoem.It
islikeasong.Itismyfavoriteofthemall.

MR.TUKO:
Andwhatisournationalflower?

MGAESTUDYANTE:
(kakantahin at isasayaw) Our national flower is sampaguita. It is the symbol of the Philippines. Very clean,
verywhite,veryfragrantliketheinnocentFilipina.

MR.TUKO:
Andwhoisournationalhero?Bondying!

BONDYING:
Sir

MR.TUKO:
Isaidwhoisournationalhero.

BONDYING:
Nakupo,sir

BODYOK:
(bubulong)BogsAdornado.

BONDYING:
Sir

MR.TUKO:
Yes,Bondying

BONDYING:
OurnationalheroisBogsAdornado.

MR.TUKO:
No,notBonifacio.

BONDYING:
Adornado,sir.

MR.TUKO:
SinongAdornardo?

BONDING:
YungToyota,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Crispasiya,gago!Ehe!Whatarewetalkingabout?

BONDYING:
Nationalhero,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Oh,yes.Andyoudonotknowhim,ha,Bondying,youwanttowritehisnameagainonethousandtimes?

BONDYING:
Nanaykonaman,sir,maawanakayosaakin.Tatlonglapisnaangnauuboskosakasusulatngthousandthousand.

MR.TUKO:
Thendonotforgetyourlessons.ItanimmosakukotemoOurnationalhero

BONDYING:
Ournationalhero

MR.TUKO:
Is

BONDYING:
Is

MR.TUKO:
Doctor

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MR.TUKO:

Doctor
Jose
Jose
Rizal
Rizal
Now,repeat
OurnationalheroisisSir,pakiulit.
Paghindikanamannatuyuanngdugosamgataongito.DoctorJoseRizal!
DoctorJoseRizal.
Again!
DoctorJoseRizal!
Again!
DoctorJoseRizal!
Now,gotothecornerandreciteitonethousandtimes.
Onethousandtimes!Nanayko,angdamidaminaman,sir.
Gustomongisulatnalang?
Irerecitekonalang,sir.(Pupuntanasasulok.)Onethousandtimes,nanayko
HuwagkangmandadayaOkay,letuscontinue.Bodyok,whatisournationalgame?
Ournationalgameisjaialai.
DontmakefoolishnessorIllgiveyouzeroforrecitation.
Sir,ournationalgameissipaperowalanamangnaglalaronito,a.
Thenwehavetolearnit.Inordertoprogresswehavetostudy.KayatayohindiumaasensongmgaPilipinoisbecause
wedonotappreciatethevalueofeducationandtheimportanceofdiscipline.ThatiswhyIamteachingyouthenoble
traits,patriotism,andloveofcountry.

LalapitsiBONDYINGsatitser.

BONDYING:
Sir

MR.TUKO:
Huwagmokongdayain.Alamkonghindikapanakakaonethousand.Iknowit,youcannotfoolme.

BONDYING:
Hindipanga,sir.Kasi,hindikonaalamangsusunodsatwentyseven

MR.TUKO:
Ano!Whatashame!Youdonotevenknowhowtocount.Paanokamabubuhayniyan?

BONDYING:
Bibiliakongcalculatorpaglakiko,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Gago,youcannotcountwithacalculator!Youcanonlydivide,andmultiply,Kiko

KIKO:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
IkawangmagbilangparakayBondying.Seetoitnahindisiyamandadaya.

KIKO:
Yes,sir.

Pupuntanaangdalawasasulok.

MR.TUKO:
Now,wherewasI?

NINGNING:
Patriotism,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Ohyes,patriotism.Thenoblestofallvirtues.You,youarethehopeofourmotherland.Inthefutureyouwillriseupto
becomethepillarsofthissociety.Andwhenyouarealreadyontop,thenyouhavereachedthepeakofsuccess,you
willlookbacktorecallyourschooldays.Youwillrememberme,youwillremembermywords.Andthenyouwillsayto
yourselves,yes,Mr.Tuko,youwereright.
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HabangnagispeechsiTUKO,aynagbubulungannamansinaBONDYINGatKIKO.IpapahiwatignanakikiusapsiBONDYINGkayKIKOat
papayagnamananghuli.TaposaylalapitsilakayTUKO.

BONDYING:
Sir,taposnako.

MR.TUKO:
Taposkana!Dinadayamonaako?Kiko,binilangmobangmabuti?

KIKO:
Eyyessir.Sumobrapangangonethousande.

MR.TUKO:
Bakitparangangbilis?

BODYOK:
Ganoonba

BONDYING:
Ganoonnangaho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Siguroy nadala na naman ako ng aking makabayang damdamin. Talagang pag nagsasalita ako tungkol sa bayan e
nalilimutankonglumilipasangmgasandal.

BODYOK:
ParapalakayongKBL.

MR.TUKO:
Anokamo?

BODYOK:
Isaidsir,youareveryhumble.

MR.TUKO:
OhpleasedontmentionitNowletsgetbacktobusinessAndsoclass,whatisthemottoofoursection?Sayitloud
andclear!

MGAESTUDYANTE:
CleanlinessisnexttoGodliness.

MR.TUKO:
Verygoodclass!Beforewestartourfirstlessonfortoday,Iwantyoutowritethefollowingthingsinyournotebook.

BODYOK:
Sir,Idonthavepencil.

MR.TUKO:
Youdonthavepencil!Youarelikeasoldiergoingtobattlewithoutbaril!

BODYOK:
ButIhavebaril,sir!(ilalabasangbarilbarilan)Bangbangbang!

MR.TUKO:
Gago!Angibigkongsabihin,youshouldbringyourpencileveryday.Whohasextrapencil?

NINGNING:
Ako,sir.

MR.TUKO:
PahiraminmomunasiBodyokatbakalalolanguminituloko.

NINGNING:
Yes,sir.(iaabotanglapiskayBODYOK)Huwagmonguubisinangpambura,ha.

MR.TUKO:
You are going to bring these tomorrow: (isusulat sa blackboard) Cartolina, colored paper, crepe paper, scissors and
paste.Imgoingtoinspectthemtomorrowkayabetternotforget.

BODYOK:
Sir,bakitnamanangdamidamingdadalhin?

MR.TUKO:
Because we are going to make paper flowers and paper flags. Gagawa tayo ng Philippine flags, American flags, and
Japaneseflags.

KIKO:
Wearegoingtostudyflags,sir?

MR.TUKO:
No,wearegoingtotheairporttomorrow.Maydaratingnamgaspecialguestsfromabroadatsasalubunginnatinsila.

BONDYING:
Mgabalikbayan,sir?

MR.TUKO:
No,theyaredistinguishedpersonalities.SinaEmperorBakeroneatangworldfamousorganistnasiUbanSideburn.
Imagine that, class, such distinguished people will be stopping on Philippine soil! Kaya dont forget to bring your
materialstomorrow.

BONDYING:
Nakusir,magagalitnanamannanayko.Angmahalmahaldawngcartolinaatsakacrepepaper.

MR.TUKO:
Tellyourmotherdearthatthisisforthegloryofourcountry.BiruinnyopagnatikmannilaangFilipinohospitality,
theywillloveourcountryandourpeople.Kayatomorrow,kailanganmapuputiangmgadamitnyo.Plantsahinang
mgapantalon.Shineyourshoes,combyourhair,cutyourfingernails.Andplease!Brushyourteeth!Naku,bakapag
smilenyoenaninilawangmgangipinnyo.

BODYOK:
Sir,puwedebanghindisumama?Iigibpaakongtubigsaumaga,e.

NINGNING:
Akodin,maghuhugaspaakongpinggan.

BONDYING:
Magbubunotpoako.
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KIKO:

MR.TUKO:

KIKO:

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KIKO:

MR.TUKO:

Mangunguhapaakongkaningbaboy.
Thatisanorderfromtheditrictsuperintendent.Anobaangmasmahalagsainyo,kaningbaboyoangprideofthe
Filipinorace?
Kaningbaboy,sir!
Kiko,nagigingbarumbadokanarin!Watchout,alalahaninmongnasahonorlistkapanaman.
E,kasinaman,sir
Walanangmaramipangreklamo,someday,pagtandanyomaiintindihannyodinanglahatngginagawanatin.And
thenyouwillsaytoyourselves

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Yes,Mr.Tuko,youwereright!

MR.TUKO:
Butialamnyo.Enoughwithallyourreklamos.Nowweshallbeginoutfirstlessonfortoday.Wearegoingintothe
world of majesty and beauty I think that I shall never see the world of the LITERATURE! Now everybody, say
LITERATURE!

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Literratyorr

MR.TUKO:
No!No!No!LetitslideoutofyourlipslikeabeautifulwaterfallsayLITERATURE.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Literratryurr

MR.TUKO:
Begraceful!Likeaswanonalake!LITRAYYTUUURRF.

MGA.ESTUDYANTE:
Litreyyytyuur

MR.TUKO:
Again,withalittlemoregrace.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Litreyyytuuuuurre

MR.TUKO:
Howwonderful!Howmusical!Now,bringoutyourhomework.Kiko,whatdidItellyoutobringtoclass?

KIKO:
Sir,sabinyo

MR.TUKO:
SpeakinEnglish,mydear.Sir,youtoldus

KIKO:
Sir,youtoldustobringapoemaboutlove.

MR.TUKO:
Yes,love,thegreatestwonderoftheworld.Ningning.

NINGNING:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Readtousyourpoemoflove.

NINGNING:
Yes,sir

MR.TUKO:
Readitwithfullemotion.Andwithaction,ha.

NINGNING:
Yes,sir.(popormamuna.Babasahin)O,pagsintanglabisangkapangyarihansampungmagaamayiyongnasasaklaw.
Pagikawangnasoksapusoninuman,hahamakinlahatmasunodkalamang!

MR.TUKO:
Mygoodness,whatwasthat?

NINGNING:
Myhomework,sir.Tinuropahosakinnglolako.

MR.TUKO:
Itoldyoutoreadapoemaboutlove.Bakitkanagtatalumpati?

NINGNING:
Aba,sirpoemdawhoyonsabinglolako.GalingsaFloranteandLauraniFranciscoBalagtas.

MR.TUKO:
FloranteandLaura!Balagtas!Ourlessonisliterature,hindiPilipino.

KIKO:
Bakitho,sir,hindibakasalisaLiteratureandsinulatngmgaPilipino?

MR.TUKO:
Kinuquestionmobaangthirtytwoyearsexperiencekosapagtuturosaeskwelahangito?

KIKO:
Hindinamanho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Puwes,whatareyoutryingtoprovewithyourquestion?

KIKO:
Wwalaho,sir.

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BODYOK:
Bakitsir,masamahomagtanong?

MR.TUKO:
Hindikosinasabingmasamaangmagtanong!

BODYOK:
Ebakitkayonagagalit?

MR.TUKO:
No!Hindiakonagagalit.Nagpapaliwanaglangako.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Aaaahhh

NINGNING:
Sir, paano yan, sasabihin ko ba sa lola ko na hindi kasali ang Florante at Laura sa Literature? Naku, kamaganak pa
namanngnanaynglolakosiBalagtas!

MR.TUKO:
No,no,no!WhatImeantosaybyLiteratureisWorldLiterature.Liketheworkofthegreatestofthemall,William
ShakespearesRomeoandJuliet!Nabasanyobayon?Imsurehindipa.Oh,itbringsbackthememoryofmycollege
dayswhenIactedouttheroleofRomeoNasabalkonahesilanoon,natangtangalawanngliwanagngbuwan,nang
sabihinniRomeokayJuliet.

IaarteniTUKOangeksena.

Lady,byyonderblessedmoonIvowPagkatapos,sasagotnamansiJulietO,swearnotbythemoon,thinconstant
moon
(Romeo):WhatshallIswearby?
(Juliet): Do not swear at all. Although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract, it is too rash, too unadvised, too
sudden.Goodnight,goodnight.
(Romeo):Owillthouleavemesounsatisfied?
(Juliet):Whatsatisfactioncanstthouhavetonight?
(Romeo): Th exchange of thy loves faithful vow for mine. (Juliet): I gave thee mine before thou didst request. My
bountyisasboundlessastheseas.Myloveasdeep;themoreIgivetotheethemoreIhaveforbothareinfiniteI
hearsomenoisefromwithin;dearloveadieu;Athousandtimesgoodnight.(Romeo):Mysweet.(Juliet):Goodnight,
goodnight.Partingissuchsweetsorrow,thatIshallsaygoodnighttillitbetomorrow.(Romeo):Goodbye,mydear
Juliet.(Juliet):Goodbye,mydearRomeo.

MGAESTUDYANTE(akmangaalis):
Goodbye,MisterTuko.

MR.TUKO:
GoodbyemylittleangelsWait!Saankayopupunta?

BODYOK:
Sabimo,goodbye,ediuwianna.

MR.TUKO:
Ohmygoodness,inaartekolangangeksenaniRomeoandJulietforyourenjoyment.

NINGNING:
Huwagkayongmagagalitsir,perohindinamankaminageenjoysadramanyoe.

MR.TUKO:
ItisbecausehindininyonaiintindihansaShakespeare.

BODYOK:
Hindipalatayonagkakaintindihanediuwiannalangsir.Iigibpaakongtubig.

NINGNING:
Maghuhugaspaakongpinggan.

BONDYING:
Magbubunotpaako.

KIKO:
Mangunguhapaakongkaningbaboy.

MR.TUKO:
Stopthatkalokohan!Youaresupposedtostayinthisclassroomfromseventhirtyinthemorninguntilthreeoclockin
theafternoon!

BODYOK:
Ekungayawnamin,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Anongayawayaw.KunghindininyomaintindihansiShakespeare,Iwillteachyouhowtounderstandhim.Howdoyou
thinkIgotintothishonorableposition?Nagaralako,nagsunogakongkilay.KayanamanIamtryinghardtoraiseyou
upasresponsiblecitizensofthisnation.Walanahalosakonginiintindikundipapaanokomapagbubutiangpagtuturo
kosainyo.

BODYOK:
Sir,bakitnoongisanggabi,nakitakokayongnagwewaitersaCubao?

MR.TUKO:
OhmyGod!Ako,magwewaiter!Nagkakamalika,iho.Bakahindimoalam,gabigabiepinagpupuyatankoangpagpe
preparenglessonplannyo.

KIKO:
BakitsabingKuyakosir,yungitinuturomosaaminngayon,yundinangtitnuromosakanilatwelveyearsago.

MR.TUKO:
Dahil may mga lessons na parang ginto. They never lose their brilliance and so should be handed down from
generationtogeneration.

BONDYING:
Edi,magpapaturonalangakosaKuyakosir.

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MR.TUKO:

BONDYIN:

BODYOK:

BONDYING:

BODYOK:

MR.TUKO:

BONDYING:

BODYOK:

MR.TUKO:

NabibigyankabangKuyamongdiploma?Hindi!Andwithoutadiploma,youarenobodyinthissociety.Kayahindi
kayomakakaalissaclassroomnaitokungibignyongumasenso.Youareallprisonersofthisbuilding!
Prisoner,sir?NanaaayyykooooBakaakomaelectircchair!
Tanga!Huwagkangmatakot.Kungprisonertayo,edipuwedetayoumescape.
Nanaaaayyyykoooo,bakahindiakomakatalonsapader
Naku,angtangatangamotalaga.Hinditayotatalonsapader.
Anoyangbinubulongbulongnyodiyan?Bondying!Bodyok!
Nanaaayyyykoooo
Walaho,sir.MetinatanonglangsiBondyingtungkolkayShakespeare.
You see, you are starting to ask questions about Shakespeare. Dont worry children, we are going to take up
Shakespeareagaintomorrow.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Ayyyy

MR.TUKO:
HindinyopanaiitindihanangvaluengLiteraturesabuhayngtao,peropaglakinyomaiintindihannyodin.Andthen
youwillsaytoyourselves

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Yes,Mr.Tuko,youwereright.

MR.TUKO:
Verygood,class.Andnowletusgotoournextlessonfortoday.Thestudyofthepastthatwillbringustotheglorious
gatesoftomorrow.Thestudyoftheprogressofmankind.Andwhatdoyoucallthissubject,Bondying?

BONDYING:
NanaaaaayyyykooooAakohoba,sir?

MR.TUKO:
Yes,you.

BONDYING:
Thenwho?Ithinknumberonestolethecookiefromthecookiejar!

NINGNING:
Whome?

BONDYING:
Yes,you!

NINGNING:
Couldntbe.

KIKO:
Thenwho?

BODYOK:
Ithinknumbertwostolethecookiefromthecookiejar!

MR.TUKO:
Quieeeet!Whatisthiskalokohan?Iamaskingyou,youaskme,too.Wherearewe,inManilaZoo?

BONDYING:
Yes,sir,letsgotoManilaZoo!

MR.TUKO:
Shutyourbigmouthandlistentothequestion.Whatisournextlessonfortoday?

BONDYING:
(saradoangbibig)Ummmphhhh

MR.TUKO:
Openyourmouthandanswerme,bobo!

BONDYING:
Sir,ourlessonfortodayisisis

BODYOK:
(bubulong)Ritmitik

BONDYING:
Ritmitik,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Wrong! (susulat sa record book) And that means minus ten points sa recitation. Inuubos nyo ang pasensiya ko,
tingnannatin.

BONDYING:
Sirnaman.

MR.TUKO:
Ifyouhaveanyreklamo,youseemeafterclass.

BONDYING:
Nanaaaaayyyykoooo

MR.TUKO:
Nowgoingbacktothequestion.

NINGNING:
(magtataasngkamay)Sir!

MRTUKO:
Ohyes,mydearNingning.
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NINGNING:
MayIgoout,sir.

Magtatawananangmgaestudyante.

MR.TUKO:
(iaambaangpamalo)Thereisnothingfunny!Recesstimeisthetimetogotothecomfortroom.Andyoubetterkeep
thatinmind.Now,wherearewe?

BODYOK:
Comfortroom,sir?

Magtatawananuliangmgabata.

MR.TUKO:
Quieeeet!Bodyok,makikitamoanghinahanapmopagdatingngpasahan.

BODYOK:
Nakitakona.sir.Mebutaskayosakilikili.

Magtatawananuliangmgaestudyante.Ihamhampasangpamalo.

MR.TUKO:
Isaidquieeet!(iaambaangpamalo)Sige,sigetumawakayo.

Magpipigilsapagtawaangmgaestudyante.Pagtalikodngtiser,tawananuliangtitseatiaambaangpamalo.Tahimikuli.Tawananuli
pagtalikodniya.Iaambauliangpamalongtitser,galitnagalitsiya.Tahimikna.

MR.TUKO:
Nasaannangabatayo?Ohyes,Iwasaskingyouaquestion.

KIKO:
Whatisournextlessonfortoday,sir?

MR.TUKO:
History.Perothatwasmyquestion,hindiba?

KIKO:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
O,bueno,answermenow.Whatisournextlessonfortoday?

KIKO:
OurnextlessonfortodayisHistory.

MR.TUKO:
Verygood,Kiko.Forthebrilliantanswer,Igiveyoutenpoints.

Isusulatsarecordbook.

BONDYING:
Pero,sir

MR.TUKO:
Ifyouhaveanyreklamoyouseemeafterclass,Bondying.

BONDYING:
Nanaaaaykooo

MR.TUKO:
Andsoclass,ournextlessonfortodayisHistory.Letusmovebackthehandsoftimetostudythediscoveryofthe
Philippines by Ferdinand Magellan. It was March 16, 1521 when they landed onour shores to bring civilization and
ChristianitytoourGodforsakenland.Unfortunately,MagellanwaskilledbyLapuLapuinMactan.

BODYOK:
(tinutulaksiKIKO)Sigena.

KIKO:
Bbakamagalitnanaman

BODYOK:
Akongbahala.(samgakasama)readynakayo,ha.

MR.TUKO:
Stoptalkingoverthere.Mamaya,magbibigayakongtest,fillingtheblanks.Sigekayo.

BODYOK:
Aba,sir,nakikinigkami.MaysasabihinlangdawsiKiko.

MR.TUKO:
WhatisitmydearKiko?

KIKO:
(kinakabahan)E,ssir.

MR:TUKO:
Speakup!Youareinademocraticcountryandyouhavetherighttosaywhatyouwanttosaybyvirtueofparagraph3
article4oftheConstitution.

BODYOK:
Kinakabahan,sir

MR.TUKO:
Anokaba,parakanghindihonorstudent.

KIKO:
E,kasimenabasaako.Hindidawhoganonangnangyari.

MR.TUKO:
Aba,atanonamanyangnabasamo?Aber,sabihinmongasaakinatnangmaicorrectko.

KIKO:
Ipapakitanalangnaming,sir.

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MR.TUKO:
Ipapakita?Namin?

BODYOK:
Yessir,kayamanoodkayongmabuti.

MR.TUKO:
Anonamangkalokohanito?

BODYOK:
Aba,hindikalokohanito,sir.NiresearchpaitoniKikosaNationalLibrary.

MR.TUKO:
Kiko,remember,youareinthehonorlist.

KIKO:
Naku

BODYOK:
Huwagkangmagalala,democraticcountrydaw,diba.

KIKO:
E,baka

BODYOK:
Paragraph3,article4!

KIKO:
E,kung

BODYOK:
Akongbahala.

MR.TUKO:
Onasaanangpalabas?Nilolokonyobaako?

BODYOK:
Readyna,sir.(samgakasama)Game!

PopormasiNINGNING.

MR.TUKO:
AbaNingning,kasalikarinpala.

NINGNING:
AyawmokeBalagtas,e.

PopormanarinsiBONDYING.

MR.TUKO:
Atikawdinpala,ha.

BONDYING:
Nanaaaayyykooo,extralangakodito,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Obueno,simulannyonaatnauubosnaangorasnatin.Mygoodness,timeisgold!

Gaganapinangmuntiimprobisasyonngmgaestudyante.SiBONDYOKandsiNINGNINGaygaganapsapapelnaRAHAHUMABONat
ASAWA.SiBONDYINGangLAPULAPUatsiKIKOangMAGELLAN.

KIKO:
Noong unang panahon, bago pa dumating si Magellan, meron nang civilization sa Pilipinas. Kahit mahirap lang sila,
masayanarinsila.Kasi,pagaarinilaanglahatngbundokatgubatatilogatdagatnanatatanawnila.Siyempre,kasali
naangisda,ibon,prutas,perlas,gintoatmgahayop.

HUMABON:
Asawa,akomasayangmasaya.Animabuti.Walagutom.

ASAWA:
AkodinasawaHumabon,kayaakokantaiyo.

KakantaatsasayawangASAWA.

AkoasawaHumabon
AngHaringmatapang
Gandaani,masayakami
Sayawarawatgabi

HUMABON:
Galinggaling.Akomerondinalayiyo.Eto.

Iaabotangregalo.

ASAWA:
Anoito?

HUMABON:
Lalagyanmonganga.

ASAWA:
Naku,gandagandadrowing.

HUMABON:
Ngayong,akotulanamaniyo
KungakoBangka,ikawilog
Kungakoibon,ikawpugad
Kungakoarawikawulap
Dahilikaw,mahalnamahal.

KIKO:
BagopadumatingsiMagellan,meronnatayongmgakasulatan.

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HUMABON:
Asawa!Asawa!

ASAWA:
Anoyon,Humabon!

HUMABON:
Akotanggapdahin.

ASAWA:
Akingawinnganga?

HUMABON:
Hindi.Itotelegramgalingmalayo.

ASAWA:
Anosabi?

HUMABON:
(babasahinangdahon)DatingKastila.Ikawhanda.

ASAWA:
KelandawdatingKastila?

HUMABON:
Sabidito(babasahin)Datingagad.Huwaggulat.

PasoksiMagellan.

MAGELLAN:
Viva,Espaa!

HUMABON:
Sinoikaw?

MAGELLAN:
MiesdepangalanFerdinandMagellan.

ASAWA:
IkawKastila?

MAGELLAN:
Si,Espaoldepulpol.

HUMABON:
Anoiyokailangansaamin?

MAGELLAN:
EsmidalaChristianity.Porkekayopuntadelangitkungpapayamiesdebinyag.

PasoksiLAPULAPU.

LAPULAPU:
Huwagkayopayag.Silakuhaatinlupa,dagat,babaeperlas,bawang,sibuyasTayogawachimoy!

MAGELLAN:
Yoesdemonyo!Esmimabutingtao.Bigayregalo,suklayantigo,butones,pardibleskuntododeSto.Nio!

ASAWA:
Gustokoregalo.

HUMABON:
Kamipayagbinyag.

LAPULAPU:
Akohindipayag!

MageeskrimasinaLAPULAPUatMAGELLAN.

MAGELLAN:
(tatamaanngpatalim,tutumba)VivaEspaa!

LAPULAPU:
MabuhayangPilipinas!Tayomagdiwang!

Magsasayaangmgaestudyante.

MR.TUKO:
Stoooooop!Stopthiskalokohan!

KIKO:
Abasir,hindihoitokalokohan.Pinaghirapankohoitongiresearch.

MR.TUKO:
Aber,saanglibromonamanpinagpupulotyungmgapinagsasabimo?

KIKO:
SamgalibroniAgoncilloatConstantino.

MR.TUKO:
Agoncillo?Constantino?

KIKO:
SilahoangnumberonengayonsaHistory.

BODYOK:
Kitamona,sir.Hindimopapalanababasaanglibronila.DaigkapaniKiko.

MR.TUKO:
Ofcourse,nabasakonasiAgonacilloatConstantino.Whatdoyouthinkofme?Ihavereadallthosebooksnangnasa
collegepaako.

KIKO:
Sir,kelanlangnilabasanglibronila.

MR.TUKO:
ItmustbeanotherbookIamtalkingabout.Nacoconfusenaakosadamingmgalibronanabasakona.

BODYOK:
Ekungnasabamonasir,bakithindiyonangitinuromosaamin?
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H4 Filipino


MR.TUKO:
Bbecausebecause

NINGNING:
Ay,hindimakasagotsisir.

BONDYING:
Oongaano,ay.

BODYOK:
Amininmonanghindimopanababasa,sir.Nilolokomonamankami,e.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Napahiya!Napahiya!

MR.TUKO:
Thisistoomuch!Youhavenorighttotalktomelikethat!

KIKO:
Butsir

MR.TUKO:
Andyou,Kiko,yourkalokohan,tinanggalnakitasahonorlist!

KIKO:
Bakitsir,tamanamanlahatngniresearchko,a.

MR.TUKO:
Shutup!

BODYOK:
Anongshutup!Weareinademocraticcountry!Paragraph3,Article4oftheConstitution!

MR.TUKO:
Puwes, by virtue of Section 2, paragraph 3 of Article 7, in this case of emergency, I hereby declare Martial Law!
Sumosobranakayomgabatakayo!

BONDYING:
Nanaaaaaykooooanodawyon?

NINGNING:
Galitnayatangtalaga.

KIKO(maiiyak): Walanaakosahonorlist.

BONDYING:
Prisonernatayongtalaga.

BODYOK:
Huwagkayongmatakot.Kayanatinyan.Hindinyobanakita,natalonatinsiyakanina.

NINGNING:
Oonga,perobakaibagsaknamanniyatayonglahat.

KIKO(iiyak):
Bagsak?Waaaa

BONDYING:
Lagotakosananayko.

BODYOK:
Hinditayobabagsak.Iisiptayongparaan.

MR.TUKO:
Stopthatbulungbulunganatkungmaysasabihinpakayoaysabihinnyonangayon.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Walasir.

MR.TUKO:
Companyyyyyy,teennshuuunn!Well,well,wellItseemseverythingisbacktoorder.Nowletusmoveonpeacefully
toournextlesson.AndournextlessonisHealthandScience.Wearegoingtostudythedifferentpartsofthehuman
body.Wearegoingtostudythemparamalamannyokungpapaanoaalagaanatkungpaanogagamitinangmgaito.
Halimbawa,anongpartengkatawanangginagamitnyowhenyouarereadingabook?Ningning

NINGNING:
Sir,eyes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Verygood.Eyesforreading.Andwhatdoyouusetolistensamabubutingsalitanginyongteacher?Kiko

KIKO:
Sir,ears,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Very good. Ears for listening. And what do you use para maisulat ang magagaling na turo ng inyong teacher?
Bondying

BONDYING:
Sir?

MR.TUKO:
Isaidwhatdoyouuseforwriting?

BONDYING:
Sir,lapis,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Ikawbataka,talagayatanglalakikangtanga.Angibigkongsabihin,anoangginagamitmoparamaisulatmoanglapis?

BONDYING:
E,dikamay.IngglisIngglispakasi

MR.TUKO:
Whatdidyousay?

BONDYING:
Isaidsir,kamayisalsousedforpaglilinislinis.

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MR.TUKO:

Oh,Bondyingisumaasensonarin.You,class,hindilangnyonapapansinbutyouarelearningalotinthisclassroom.
Andsomeday,marerealizenyoito.Andthenyouwillsaytoyourselves

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Yes,Mr.Tuko,youwereright.

MR.TUKO:
Oh,mylittleangels!Tocontinuewithourlesson,wearegoingtostudyourbodiesinfrontofamirror.Bondying

BONDYING:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Kuninmongaangakingmirrorsalabas.

BONDYING:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Ingatanmo,ha,bakamagasgas.Thatisaveryexpensivemorror.Minanakopayansalolako.

BONDYING:
Yessir,akongbahala.

MR.TUKO:
Andwhilewearewaitingforthemirror,bringoutyourpaperandpencilatkopyahinnyowordforwordanglahatng
isusulatkosablackboard.

BODYOK:
Idonthavepaper,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Youdonthavepaper!Bodyok,youarelikefishermangoingtodagatwithoutsagwan!

BODYOK:
ButIhavebutongpakwan,sir.

NINGNING:
Ay,pahingi

MR.TUKO:
Eatingisnotallowedinthisroom.Thisiseskuwelahanandhindipiknikan!

BODYOK:
Youdontlikebutongpakwan,sir?

MR.TUKO:
Ayoko,bakamabungiangngipinko.Ehe!KeepthosewatermelonseedsorIllconfiscatethem!

BODYOK:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
(nagsusulat)Pagkataposnyoitongkopyahin,startmemorizingwordforword.

HabangnagsusulatsiTUKO,maririnigangkalabogngnabasagnasalamin.

BONDYING:
(lilitawangulomulasalikod)Nanaaaayykooo

KIKO:
SiBondying

NINGNING:
Nabasag

BODYOK:
Lagotnapo!

MR.TUKO:
(lilingonmulasapagsusulat)Anoyungnarinigkongkalabog?

KIKOATNINGNING:
E...E

BODYOK:
SiKikosir,nasipaangdeskniya.

MR.TUKO:
Kiko,dinadabuganmobaako?

KIKO:
Naku,hindiho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Kungmesamakayongloobsaakinehsabihinnyonangharapan.

KIKO:
Wwalaho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Kayo,mayreklamokayo?

BODYOKATNINGNING: Walaho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Galitkayosaakin?

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Hindiho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Bakamayhinanakitkayo?

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Walaho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Mabuti naman kung ganon. Sige na, kopyahin nyo na ang mga nakasulat at nang makaproceed na tayo sa ating
lesson.
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MagsusulatulisiTUKO,lilitawanguloniBONDYINGmulasalikod.

BONDYING:
Saklolonabasagangsalaminnanaaaykooo

KIKO:
Angtangamonaman.Bakitmobinasag?

BONDYING:
E,nabitawanko,e.Kasalanankoba?Anglakilakikasiatsakaangbigatbigatpa.

BODYOK:
Sananagpatulongka.

KIKO:
Lagotkangayonkaysir.

BONDYING:
Nanaaayyykoooo

NINGNING:
Naku naman, huwag na nating sisihin si Bondying. Kawawa naman siya. Tulungan naman natin. Ano bang mabuti
natinggawin?

BODYOK:
Alamkona,menaisipnaako!

KIKO:
Anonanamangkabulastuganyangnaisipmo?

BODYOK:
Pambihirakanaman,hindimopanganaririnigkungano.

NINGNING:
Bodyokha,bakalalolangtayongmapahamakniyan.

BODYOK:
Anobakayo!GustonyobangtulungansiBondyingohindi?

BONDYING:
Maawanakayosaakin

KIKOATNINGNING:
E,gusto

BODYOK:
Kungganon,makinigkayosaplanoko.

KIKO:
E,baka

BODYOK:
Bastaakoangbahala!Halikayo,ganitoanggagawinnatin(magbubulungan)Blubblubblub

KIKO:
Ikawangbahala,ha?

BODYOK:
Oo,sabi.

NINGNING:
Kinakabahanako,Bodyok.

BODYOK:
Kayangkayanatin,O,Bondying,magtagokanadiyan.

BONDYING:
Nanaaaayyykooo,bakamabuko.

BODYOK:
Gustomongparusa?

BONDYING:
Ayoko,magtatagonapoako.

LalabassiBONDYING.MatatapossiTUKOsapagsusulat.

MR.TUKO:
Okay,class,taposnabakayo?

NINGNING:
Hindipa,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Hurryup,hurryup!Illcountfromonetoten,atthecountoften,kailangangtaposnakayongkumopya.One.Little
two,littlethreelittleIndiansFourlittle,five,little,sixlittleIndiansSeven,little,eight,little,ninelittleIndiansTen
littleIndianboysTimesup,mydearlittleIndians!Keepyourpapersandpencils.Paguwinyongbahaymamaya,
memoryahinnyoangkinopyanyoatbukas,onebyone,irerecitenyofrommemorylahatngkinopyanyosaboard.

NINGNING:
Sirnaman,maghuhugaspaakongpinggan.

BODYOK:
Iigibpaakongtubig.

KIKOATMR.TUKO:
(sabay)Mangunguhapaakongkaningbaboy!

MR.TUKO:
Enough with your excuses! Kung interesado kayong magaral, magagawan nyong maghugas ng pinggan, umigib ng
tubigatmaghakotngkaningbaboyhabangnagmememoryanginyonglesson.Anghirapkasisainyoyouarenotusing
yourcommonsense!

BODYOK:
Sir,nakakainbayon?

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MR.TUKO:

Gago!Bycommonsense,Imeansentidokumon!Inotherwords,theharmonyofbrainparticleswiththephysical
assets of the human body in the pursuit of goals and objectives within the reach of man. In Tagalog, gamitin nyo
namanangkukotenyopaminsanminsan!

BODYOK:
Hindikonataposkopyahin,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Iftheresawill,theresaway.Kayaproblemamoyan.Siyangapala,Kiko

KIKO:
Sir

MR.TUKO:
Mamayangrecess,pakopyahinmongnotesmosiBondying,ha.

KIKO:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
E,nasaannangabasiBondying?Andwhereismyantiquemirror?

BODYOK:
Sino,sir?

MR.TUKO:
SiBondying,kaninakopainutusanangbatangyon,a.Bakitwalapahanggangngayon?

KIKO:
SiBondying,sir?

MR.TUKO:
OosiBondying.Bakitbaangulitulitnyo?

BODYOK
(tuturosawala)EetohosiBondying,a.

MR.TUKO:
Anokamo?

BODYOK
(tuturo)EtohosiBondying.Angulitulitnyonaman.

MR.TUKO:
(titinginsaitinuturo)Nilolokomonanamanbaako,Bodyok.

BODYOK:
Pambihira,magtatanongkayotaposmagagalit.

MR.TUKO:
Ningning,nakikitamobaangitinuturoniBodyok?

NINGNING:
Yes,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Puwes,anoangitinuturonglokongyan?

NINGNING:
SiBondyinghonamayhawaknasalamin.

MR.TUKO:
Ningning,Iamwarningyou,huwagkangmakisalisakalokohangito!

NINGNING:
Anohongkalokohan?

MR.TUKO:
Kiko,mydear

KIKO:
Yes,Mr.Tuko

MR.TUKO:
Anoangnakikitamo?Sabihinmongasaakin.

KIKO:
Sir

MR.TUKO:
Hindibawalakangnakikita?

SisikuhinniBODYOKsiKIKO.

KIKO:
Mmeronho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Atanoangnakikitamo?

KIKO:
SiBondyingho,hawakhawakangmirrornyo.

MR.TUKO:
Ohno!Whatishappeningtome?Bakithindikosiyanakikita?Nilolokonyobaakongtalaga?

MGA.ESTUDYANTE:
Hindiho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
ThenwhycantIseehim?(sasarili)BakaitonaangepektongkasasidelinekosaCubao

BODYOK:
Anohoyon,sir?

MR.TUKO:
Aangibigkongsabihin,somethingmustbewrongwithmyeyeglasses.

BODYOK:
Yunngadinhoangnaiisipko,e.Bakamarumilangangsalaminnyo,sir.

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NINGNING:
Oonga,sir.Akin,lilinisinko.

MR.TUKO:
(iaabotangsalamin)SigengaNingning,linisinmongmabuti.

NINGNING:
Anohobaanggradonito?

MR.TUKO:
Ninehundredfifty.

PapuslitnapapasoksiBONDYINGpagkaaalisngsalaminniTUKO.Dalaniyaangframengnabasagnasalamin.

BONDYING:
Sir,bakatumaasnaanggradongmatanyo.

MR.TUKO:
Bondying,ikawnabayan?

BONDYING:
Akongaho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Thenitstrue!Nariyankanga.

BONDYING:
Nakikitanyonabaako?

MR.TUKO:
Yes,peronapakalabo.Whereismyantiquemirror?

BONDYING:
(tatayosalikodngsalamin.SiyaangaartengimageniTUKOsasalamin)Etoho,sir.

MR.TUKO:
(haharapsasalamin)Etonganaman.

Gaganapinangimprobisasyonngsalamin.GagayahinniBONDYINGanglahatngkilosniTUKOsaharapngsalamin.

Bakitparayatangtumatabaako?Thisisstrange.Parangnakulotangbuhokko.Otalagangmalabolangmatako.

IlalabasniTUKOangpanyoatpupunasanangsalamin.SabaygagawinitoniBONDYING.

Siguroykulangkarinsalinis

Habangnililinis,mawawalanngpanimbangsiTUKOatmapapatukodsasalamin.MatutumbasiTUKOsalikodngsalamin.

Ohnooo!Myantiquesalamin!

BONDYING:
(tatakbosasulok)Nanaaayykooooo

NINGNING:
Ayokonapoooo

KIKO:
Uwinatayoooo

MR.TUKO:
This is horrible! This is incredible! This is sobra na talaga! You will pay for my Lolas antique mirror, my past, my
heritage,myroots!Nabasagna!

BODYOK:
Puwedepanatingidikituli,sir.Bibilikamingepoxy.

MR.TUKO:
It is broken forever at pananagutan nyo ang krimeng ito. Kung hindi kayo madisiplina ng magulang nyo, ako ang
didisiplinasainyo!

Ihahandanaangpamalo.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Nakupoooaraykopooo!

BODYOK:
Sir,bakanabibiglalangkayo.Pagisipiannyongmabutianggagawinnyongyan.

MR.TUKO:
Ikaw, ikaw ang pasimuno ng kalokohang ito kaya ikaw ang makakatikim ng pinakamalupit na parusa ni Mr. Tuko.
Humandaka!

BODYOK:
Subukannyo,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Hinahamonmopaako,ha.

BODYOK:
Bakanakakalimutannyosir,saLunesnaangmitingngPTA.Magdadatinganditoangmgamagulangnamin.Atmarami
kamingirereport.

MR.TUKO:
Whatareyoutryingtoprove?

BODYOK:
Nayungkinolektanyosaamingpambilingfloorwaxhindiparinnaibibilingfloorwaxsamantalangmagtataposnaang
klase.Natatandaannyobayon,classmates?

NINGNING:
Oongapala,ano.

BONDYING:
AtsakayungChristmaspartynatinhindinamannatuloy,hindipaniyaibinabalikyangcontributionsnatin.
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MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

BONDYING:

MR.TUKO:

KIKO:

BODYOK:

MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

NINGNING:

KIKO:

BONDYING:

BODYOK:

MyGod!Thisisblackmail!Thisisagainstthelaw!
Anonglawlaw,lokohinmoanglelongmo!
Ayan,giyeranaito!
Ah,giyerapala,ha.Puwes,ihandanyonaangmgaulonyosaihuhulogkongatomicbomb.Ibabagsakkokayonglahat.
Pagibinagsakmokami,sir,gagantihannaminangatomicbombmongnuclearbomb!Makakaratingsaauthoritiesna
anglessonplanmoepanahonpangHapon.Patiangmgalibrongbinabasamoepanahonpanikopongkopong.
Kasi,anginiintindingtitsernatinsagabiesidelineniyasaCubao.
Thisisblackpropaganda!Thisisrumormongering!Mgasinungalin,puputulinkoangmgadilanyo.
Anongsinungaling,gustomongharapinpanatinangmanagerngAristocrat?
Ay,kayapalamadalassiyanglateatlaginginaantoksaklase.
Ku,nagpepreparepadawnglessonplankayanagpupuyat.
Ayan,bukongbukonasisir.
Paanongayonyan,sir,pagnagreportkamisaPTA.Pahiyakangayonsaparentsnaming,patisamgateacher,patisa
principal,patisasuperintendent,saguard,sajanitor

MR.TUKO:
Magrereportpala,ha(maglalabasngmgamalakingpamalo)Akalanyo,nakornernyonaako,ha.

BONDYING:
Superpamalo!

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Nakupooooo!

MR.TUKO:
Now,mydearchildren,Iwillprovetoyouwhoswhointhisclassroom.Tatlumputdalawangtaonakongnirespeto,
tiningalaatkinatakutansasilidnaitoatkailanmanaywalangmakakasirasaimagenaiyan.Atpatutunayankonaako,
si Propesor Tuko, ang panginoon dito and nobody but nobody can challenge my authority! Now, my dear Ningning,
ibalikmosaakingangakingeyeglassesnangmagkalinawantayo.

KukuninniBODYOKangsalaminkayNINGNING.

NINGNING:
Naku,ayokonayata.

KIKO:
Totohananggiyeranaito.

BONDYING:
Nanayko,uwinatayo.

BODYOK:
Huwagkayongmatakot.Malapitnatayongmanalo.

KIKO:
Mananalobatayosakanyaesiyaangteacherdito.Hawakniyaanggradesnatin.

NINGNING:
Naku,isolinanatinangsalaminniya.

BONDYING:
Ay,edililinawnaangmgamataniya.Tatamaantayongpamaloniya.Nanaaayyykoo!

BODYOK:
Ngayonpabanamantayosusurender.Isangshootnalang,panalonatayo!

BONDYING:
Ekungmafoultayo!

BODYOK:
Tumigilkadiyan.Alamkonaanggagawinnatin.

NINGNING:
Menaisipkananaman.

KIKO:
Ayokonangsumali.

BONDYING:
Akodin,ayokona.

BODYOK:
Ayawanpala,ha.Sige,mamamagaangkatawannatinsakapapaloniya.

NINGNING:
Maykasalanandinnamantayo,e.

BODYOK:
Kayanamantayonagkakaganitoedahildinsakanya.Biruinmo,ibabagsakdawtayonglahat.Payagbakayodoon.Ang
hiraphirapyatangmagtaketwo.

KIKO:
Kunsabagay me katuwiran ka rin. Ako nga, aral nang aral, tapos inalis pa ako sa honor list. At pag binagsak ako,
mawawalaangscholarshipko.

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BONDYING:
Oongaano.Sayangnalangyungisangtaongbaonkongpandesal.

NINGNING:
Patiyungmganaubosnatinglapisatpapelatsakacartolinasakagagawangflags.

BODYOK:
Kayagawinnanatinitongbalakko.Daliatbakamakapasoknasiya.

NINGNNING: Anongabaangnaiisipmo?

BONDYING:
Bakamahirapyan

BODYOK:
Madalilang,kayangkayanatin.Halikayo,makinigkayo.(magbubulungan)Blubblubblub

KIKO:
Oongaano.

NINGNING:
BIlibnatalagaakosaiyo.

BONDYING:
Gawinnanatindali.Bakadumatingnasiya.

Aayusinnggabataangmgasilya.Kukuninnilaangmgakurtinaangitatakipsamgasilya.Kunwariaysilaangnasailalimngkurtina.
Tapos,magtatagosilasalikodngdingdingnamalapitsamgasilyangtinakpanngkurtina.DaratingsiTUKOnaparangnanggalingsa
giyera.

MR.TUKO:
Aray ko! Nabali yata ang balakang ko! Magbabayad ng husto ang mga batang ito. Now, now, now my dear little
childrenNasaankayo?Huwagnyonaakongpahirapan.(Isasaraangbintanaatikakandadoangpinto)Ngayon,wala
nakayonglusot.

MakikitaniTUKOangmgasilyangtinakpanngakurtina.

Aha,nagtatagopakayo,ha!

BONDYING:
(mulasalikod)Nanaaayyykooo,nakitanatayo!

MR.TUKO:
Yes,Bondying,kitangkitakahitmalaboangmatako.

KIKO:
Maawanakayo,sir.

MR.TUKO:
Anong awaawa. Hindi kayo madaan sa pangaral, naubos nang lahat ang proverbs na alam ko, puwes, ang dapat sa
inyoayironfists!Yaaaa!

NINGNING:
Naku,hindinakamiuulit.

MR.TUKO:
TalaganghindinakayouulitpagnatikmannyoangbangisngPropesorTuko.

BODYOK:
Pleasenamansir,unawainnyokami.Hindinamanhotalagakayoangkinakalabannaminkundiangsistemanyo.

MR.TUKO:
Ang sistema ni Propesor Tuko has been tested for ages at ito ay hindi mababali. Kayo ang babaluktutin ko para
maituwidangmasasamanyongugali!Kayaetoangbagaysainto(ipapaloangpamalo)Yaaaa!Etopayaaaa!

MGAESTUDYANTE
(mulasalikod,magiiyakan)Arayyyyykoooo!

GaganapinniTUKOangparusasamgaestudyantehabangpatuloysilasapagarte.

MR.TUKO:
Ngayon kayo magmakaawa. Sige, makiusap kayo sa akin. Ask for forgiveness. Be sorry for your sins. The power of
Christcompelsyou!Repeeeentyou,sinners!
Mayamayaydahandahangmawawalaangiyakanngmgabata.Katahimikan.

Thedevilisgone.Youarenowcleansedofevilspirits.Now,standupeverybodyandformastraightline.Wearegoing
topray.Isaidstandup!(walanggagalaw)Bakithindikayogumalaw!Galaw!Bondying,mahal,magsalitaka.Andiyan
angnanaymo,oNingning,tumayokana.MeronakoditongbutongpakwanKiko,dalitayokana.Ibabaliknakitasa
honorlistBodyok:patayuinmonaangmgaclassmatesmoSigena,magusapnatayo.O,ayan,itinabikonaang
pamalo ko. (wala pa ring gagalaw) Bakit hindi kayo gumagalaw? Ano ba ang nangyari? Naku, nasobrahan ko yata
HindikosinasadyamgaanakkoGustokolangkayongturuannglessonGustonggustokonamantalagangmaging
mabutingteacherPaanongayonyan.(hihipuinangmgaestudyante)Napataykoyatasila!Anonggagawinkongayon!
Angakingpropesyon,angakingkabuhayan,angmgapinapakainkoooo!

HabanghumahagulgolsiTUKO,isaisanglalabasangmgaestudyantemulasalikod.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Sir

MR.TUKO:
Nananaginipako!

NINGNING:
Hindisir,gisingnagisingkayo.

MR.TUKO:
Huwag!Huwagnyokongpagmultuhan!

BONDYING:
Hindikamimulto,sir.Halika,hawakanmokoparamaniwalaka.
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MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

MR.TUKO:

KIKO:

MR.TUKO:

NINGNING:

MR.TUKO:

BONDYING:

MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

KIKO:

MR.TUKO:

KIKO:

MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

NINGNING:

MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

BONDYING:

MR.TUKO:

BONDYING:

NINGNING:

BODYOK:

KIKO:

MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

KIKO:

MR.TUKO:

BODYOK:

MR.TULO:

(hahawakansiBONDYINGatangibapangestudyante)Buhaykayo!Angmgaanakko!
Pinatatawadmonakami,sir?
Walakayongkasalanan.
Ibabagsakmopakami?
Hindinamantalaga,e.Tinatakotkolangkayo.Perohindinamanpalauubrasainyoangpananakot.
Hindimonamankailangangtakutinsir.
Natatakotkasiakosainyo,e.BakamagsumbongkayosaPTA.Alamnyo,totoonamantalagangnagwewaiterakosa
Cubao pag gabi. Kasi, kulang na kulang ang sinusweldo ko dito sa eskuwelahang ito. Madami pa akong pinagaaral.
Madamipaakongutangnabinabayaran.
Ganoonnamanpalasir,e.
Kayanamanlagiakonglateatmadalasakonginaantoksaklase.Kayadinwalanaakongtimemagpreparenglesson
planathindinaakomakapagbasangmgabagonglibro.Atsatakotkosainyo,dinadaankonalangsabagsik.
Sana,sinabinyonoonpa.Dinagkaintindihannasanatao.
Hayaanmosir.IpapahiramkosaiyoangmgalibrohiniramkosaNationalLibrary.
Nakakahiyanamansainyo.
Tayotayolangnaman,sir.Walangibangmakakaalam.
IrereportnyobaakosaPTA?
Bakitpasir,epareparehonatayongCrispangayon.
Bastasir,ibahinmonaangsistemamo,ha?
Kayodin,promisenamagbabagonarinkayo.
Siyempre.Magtutulongtulongnarinkayo.
Meronlangakongrequest,sir.
Anoyon,Bondying?
Huwagnatayongpumuntasaairportbukas.Sayanglanganggagastusinnatin.Hindinamannatinkaanoanoyungmga
sasalubunginnatin.Atsakamagbubunotpaakongbahaynamin.
Maghuhugaspaakongpinggan.
Iigibpaakongtubig.
Mangunguhapaakongkaningbaboy.
Akonga,e,meovertimepaakosaAristocrat!
Edihuwagnatayongpumunta.
Akonamanangmapuputukanngprincipalatdistrictsuperintendent.
Hindibale,sir.Tutal,patimgaparentsnamin,nagrereklamonarin.Dikungmagalitsila,magexplaintayosamitingng
PTA.
Atsakasir,dibasabimomagbabagonatayo?Edisimulannanatin.Erasenanatinangmgalessonsatactivitiesna
walanamangkatuturan.
Bastakasamakokayo,ha.
Areglado,sir.
Tulongtulong tayo. Alalahanin nyong thirtytwo years na itinayo ang sistema ni Tuko at hindi ito bastabasta
mabubuwagsaisangtulaklang.

MGAESTUDYANTE:
Approved!

MR.TUKO:
Kungganoon(sadatingkasungitan)Letusproceedtothenext

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NINGNING:

MR.TUKO:

NINGNING:

MR.TUKO:

Sir
Yes,Ningning
(malambing)Kungganoong,simulannanatinangsusunodnaaralin
OongapalaKungganon,simulannanatinangsusunodnaaralinAlamnyonabaangalamatniLamang?Ayonsa
alam,saisangkaharian

GaganapinanghulingimprobisasyonngmgaestudyanteattitsertungkolsaalamatniLamang.Untiuntingmagdidilimangtanghalan
habangmasiglangnageensayoanglima.

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