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######## ODIS 1.1.2 patched launcher
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######## v0.237.783.0 test1
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Congratulations to T-systems for the big piece of shit sw they realized, do your
devs measure code in bytes or kilograms?
Oh, you updated to java7, big step ahead, updated also the encryption algo...for
what? Java code can't be secured at all, told you anyone?
Who cares, I'm glad vw fuckers bought this crap.
Feels like vas-pc running on a java based emulator...
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# Patch list:
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- HW-ID check removed, no more check fail when you start ODIS with your favourit
e.secondary.pr0n.movies.hardisk connected
- License file is now an handy txt file, for fun and profit
--------------- .dat
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# how to:
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License.txt must be edited, take your own original license.dat and use openssl t
o get all your info from it
openssl x509 -in license.dat -inform der -text -noout
Edit license.txt with your own data, if you have not an original license.dat....
well...guess what?
Install ODIS as usual, when it asks the license file, point to your edited licen
se.txt
Once installation ends, verify that C:\%programfiles%\OffboardDiagLauncher.exe i
s version 0.17.563.0, then replace it with this patched one
Run DiagStarter on desktop and finish installation (grab some beer).
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# notes:
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As usual, use at your own risk.
My best "fuck you all" to VW group,
Jeffrey