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    The document contains a collection of short jokes and observations about campus life at SLU. It pokes fun at engineering and business students dominating boxing, the gross discovery of blood in a bathroom stall, the difficulty of distinguishing students' programs based on their white uniforms, human traffic jams between classes, and a strict English instructor who refuses to round grades up. The jokes are meant to elicit laughter from readers familiar with the school.

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    The document contains a collection of short jokes and observations about campus life at SLU. It pokes fun at engineering and business students dominating boxing, the gross discovery of blood in a bathroom stall, the difficulty of distinguishing students' programs based on their white uniforms, human traffic jams between classes, and a strict English instructor who refuses to round grades up. The jokes are meant to elicit laughter from readers familiar with the school.

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    Campus Gags : Perfecto

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    Wina Erica Garcia
    The document contains a collection of short jokes and observations about campus life at SLU. It pokes fun at engineering and business students dominating boxing, the gross discovery of blood in a bathroom stall, the difficulty of distinguishing students' programs based on their white uniforms, human traffic jams between classes, and a strict English instructor who refuses to round grades up. The jokes are meant to elicit laughter from readers familiar with the school.

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    TINT of WIT <fontstyle>

    Campus Gags
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    Conversation:
    (NSTP Student sang the SLU
    Hymn)
    Instructor: Bakit Silang? Dapat
    Perfecto.
    Students: (pause, think hard)
    HAHAHAHA.
    *

    Back off! Seems like only SEA


    (School of Engineering and
    Architecture) and SABM (School
    of Accountancy and Business
    Management) own the boxing
    ring. This two schools is a
    blockbuster like PacquiaoMayweather Fight.
    *
    * * *
    One of the irritating feeling is
    waiting for the restroom cubicle
    to be empty knowing that there
    is no one inside. Worse than
    that is when you open it up, the
    toilet was covered by red blood.
    Gross.

    *
    * * *
    Which is which? If a student
    wears white slacks with white
    topper, what is he? A Nursing
    Student? Radiologic
    Technology? Medical
    Technology? Or Medicine?
    Which is which?
    *
    * * *
    One of the day-to-day basis of
    Perfecto citizens is the human
    trafficking happening every first
    bell. Well, probably, the best
    solution is to hire an MMDA
    Officer to control the human
    traffic.
    *

    This English Instructor has the


    game with her hands. Her
    students are filled with cry of
    mercy for having a final-final
    grade of 72.9%. Rounding Off is
    probably her favourite Math
    topic T_T

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