This document contains a collection of puns, wordplay jokes and excerpts from works of literature. The jokes use ambiguous word meanings and homophones to create humorous interpretations. The excerpts are from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and poems by John Donne and an unknown author. They illustrate different uses of language including metaphor, ambiguity and poetic devices.
This document contains a collection of puns, wordplay jokes and excerpts from works of literature. The jokes use ambiguous word meanings and homophones to create humorous interpretations. The excerpts are from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and poems by John Donne and an unknown author. They illustrate different uses of language including metaphor, ambiguity and poetic devices.
This document contains a collection of puns, wordplay jokes and excerpts from works of literature. The jokes use ambiguous word meanings and homophones to create humorous interpretations. The excerpts are from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and poems by John Donne and an unknown author. They illustrate different uses of language including metaphor, ambiguity and poetic devices.
This document contains a collection of puns, wordplay jokes and excerpts from works of literature. The jokes use ambiguous word meanings and homophones to create humorous interpretations. The excerpts are from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and poems by John Donne and an unknown author. They illustrate different uses of language including metaphor, ambiguity and poetic devices.
was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse replied,
No change yet
The experienced carpenter really
nailed it,
but the new guy screwed
everything up.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some
food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but
I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
I did a theatrical performance about
puns.
Really it was just a play on words.
PUN A form of word play that uses words that sound the same but which can have more than one meaning.
SHAKESPEARES ROMEO AND JULIET
Mercutio: Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you
dance. Romeo: Not I, believe me. You have dancing shoes. With nimble soles; I have a soul of lead. So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.
SHAKESPEARES ROMEO AND JULIET
Mercutio has been hurt
Mercutio: Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch. Marry, tis enough. Where is my page?Go, villain, fetch a surgeon. Romeo: Courage, man. The hurt cannot be much. Mercutio: No, tis not so deep as a well nor so wide as a church-door, but tis enough, twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
SHAKESPEARES ROMEO AND JULIET
ROMEO: Give me a torch: I am not for this
ambling; / Being but heavy, I will bear the light.
A HYMN TO GOD THE FATHER
When Thou hast done, Thou hast not done / For I
have more. That at my death Thy Son / Shall shine as he shines now, and heretofore And having done that, Thou hast done; / I fear no more
POETRY
Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before But did you know she passed her plate and had a little more!