aziraphale: cat fannies!

Famine: DOG PENIS!

(15:29:51) aziraphale: cow anus!
(15:30:05) aziraphale: that sounded fucking brilliant yesterday.
(15:30:28) aziraphale: today it's just another random insult.
(15:30:32) aziraphale: DUCK TITS
(15:30:55) mitsgtoboy: GOOSE WANG
(15:31:43) Mrs_Doyle: PANDA FLANGE
(15:32:01) mitsgtoboy: STILO QUIM
(15:32:13) Famine counts down to the answer "Masturbation" in nads1978's thread.
(15:32:19) SAM1: Sureshot logs into the Chat.
(15:32:29) Famine: HIPPOPOTANUS
(15:32:30) Sureshot: noons
(15:33:15) mitsgtoboy: Waffen
(15:33:20) Sureshot: Mits
(15:34:13) mitsgtoboy: Fucking Scene taxes - It's a god-damned 1994 Toyota barge....and it
would cost 5K+Taxes to buy
(15:34:14) Famine: ELK NADS
(15:34:17) mitsgtoboy: http://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/japan
%20car/toyota/mark+ii/8355543/
(15:34:28) BlackSheep: fam > sorry, been a bit slow
(15:34:28) mitsgtoboy: TIGER QUEEF
(15:34:29) aziraphale: MOOSEMINGE
(15:35:05) Mrs_Doyle: OCELOT TUPPENCE
(15:35:11) aziraphale: MACAQUE COCK
(15:35:15) aziraphale: you heard.
(15:35:32) BlackSheep: mits > i'll get roasted for this, but that looks ace
(15:35:41) mitsgtoboy: GIBBON CLUNDGE
(15:35:58) mitsgtoboy: BS>I agree
Maybe needs a V8 lumped in
(15:36:08) Mrs_Doyle * Caff fires up the barbie
(15:36:25) Sureshot: Caff> Isn't snowy up your way?
(15:36:33) Sureshot: also, Hi Caff
(15:36:45) mitsgtoboy: I saw a rather nice R34 GT-T 4 door with a bodykit in passing to get to
the Toyota
(15:36:48) Famine: GIBBON TODGER
(15:36:58) Mrs_Doyle: Nige> no, I live in County Durham, not Finland
(15:37:08) Mrs_Doyle: and Hai
(15:37:13) Famine: MONGOOSE CLUNGE. Get it right, paedosquid.
(15:37:26) mitsgtoboy: BONONBO RECTUM
(15:37:36) BlackSheep: haicaff
(15:37:39) Famine: LARK WANG
(15:37:39) Sureshot: CROCODILE COLON
(15:37:44) Mrs_Doyle: losheep
(15:37:57) aziraphale: FALCON KNOCKERS
(15:38:12) Sureshot: MACAW WHORE
(15:38:18) mitsgtoboy: http://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/japan
%20car/toyota/soarer/9054952/ *sigh*
(15:38:27) aziraphale: ss > you're shit at this.
(15:38:28) mitsgtoboy: PARAKET SPAFF
(15:38:30) Mrs_Doyle: SQUID TWAT
(15:38:33) Famine: JACKDAW NIPPLES
(15:38:43) El_Gato_Negro: MONKEY COLON
(15:38:45) Famine: WASP KNOB
(15:38:47) aziraphale: CROW CUNT
(15:38:49) mitsgtoboy: EAGLE BREEDER!!
(15:39:05) El_Gato_Negro: A WHALES VAGINA!
(15:39:07) Famine: COELACANTH CHUFFTY
(15:39:12) Sureshot: BEE BURGER NIPS
(15:39:34) Sureshot: NEANDERTHAL PUBES
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mitsgtoboy: MOTH TESTES
(15:39:46) El_Gato_Negro: COD COCK
(15:39:46) Famine: TIT'S TITS
(15:40:11) Mrs_Doyle: STARFISH CHOCOLATE STARFISH
(15:40:13) El_Gato_Negro: AVIAN FALLOPIAN TUBES
(15:40:22) aziraphale: HENDICK
(15:40:25) Famine: NARWHAL'S BALLBAG
(15:40:31) aziraphale: COCKEREL CUNT
(15:40:39) aziraphale: yes, i know.
(15:40:52) El_Gato_Negro: PLATYPUS PUNANI
(15:41:02) aziraphale: BADGER QUIM
(15:41:06) mitsgtoboy: BADGER TADGER
(15:41:08) Famine: BISON FLAPS
(15:41:21) mitsgtoboy: ANTELOPE ARSE
(15:41:31) El_Gato_Negro: ELEPHANT ERECTION
(15:41:32) aziraphale: OTTER BELLEND
(15:41:37) Mrs_Doyle: * ctrl+C Well, that's my shopping list sorted for Shakey
(15:41:56) mitsgtoboy:
(15:42:09) mitsgtoboy: You missed off Golden GLory
(15:42:13) aziraphale: wait til Nev gets in here and has a cardiac, then posts it all in WCMUT
(15:42:22) Famine: Endangered Barbecue of Epic.
(15:42:29) El_Gato_Negro: NEVILLES NIPPLES
(15:42:41) Mrs_Doyle: Fam> would you like some salad with that?
(15:42:48) Famine: PATRICK MOORE'S MILKY BELLEND
(15:42:53) aziraphale: BUMHOLE SALAD
(15:42:59) Famine: Caff> Salad? *gips*
(15:43:13) BlackSheep: there's something about alt-tabbing to the room and the subsequent
lolling at having big perpl BISON FLAPS jump out at me that makes me wonder if i'm already
a little crazy
(15:43:16) El_Gato_Negro: STEVEN HAWKINGS MASSIVE WRONGCOCK
(15:43:19) mitsgtoboy: Sal....ad? Sa......l...ad? Nope not ringing any bells
(15:43:41) Famine: Mmm, big purple Bison flaps.
(15:43:49) El_Gato_Negro: With chips
(15:43:52) mitsgtoboy: The best kind
(15:44:10) aziraphale: or, if you an't afford that, Tesco Value Cow Fanny.
(15:44:17) aziraphale: can't*
(15:44:42) Famine: They've canned Tesco Value.
(15:44:49) aziraphale: FRIESIAN FUCKHOLE
(15:45:15) El_Gato_Negro: SHEEPS SHITTER
(15:45:25) aziraphale: well, i know, but...Tesco Basics then, you pedantic horse bollock.
(15:45:51) El_Gato_Negro: HORSE BOLLOCK
(15:46:03) Famine: So you're reduced to ASDA Smartprice Gnu's Fadge or Sainsbury's Basics
Yak Twat.
(15:46:15) aziraphale: fucking. rofl.
(15:46:23) Famine: Oh fuck, I made myself laugh.
(15:46:38) aziraphale: loser.
(15:47:01) SAM1: wtf logs into the Chat.
(15:47:04) aziraphale: i'm laughing so hard my cheeks hurt.
(15:47:19) El_Gato_Negro: my mate has some Wildebeast Mimsy that he's selling out the back
of a van if youre interested?
(15:47:26) aziraphale: NURSES'S CORNHOLE
(15:47:31) aziraphale: wait...
(15:47:39) El_Gato_Negro: NURSESHARKS CORNHOLE
(15:47:47) El_Gato_Negro: FTFY
(15:48:22) aziraphale: ALSATIAN TODGER
(15:48:43) El_Gato_Negro: STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER TESTES
(15:49:38) wtf: Hmm.
(15:49:39) aziraphale: CHIHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA CHUFF
(15:49:43) aziraphale: lo ners.
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aziraphale: run out?

aziraphale: good, i need to breathe.
El_Gato_Negro: LEEMUR'S LINGHAM
Sureshot: Are they related to Lemurs?
Sureshot: Lemur's?
mitsgtoboy: TERRIER TACKLE
Sureshot: Damn
mitsgtoboy: Lemur's terms?
El_Gato_Negro: Your thinking of Olly Murs.
aziraphale: i talk about my noodles in Ramen's terms.
mitsgtoboy: MERKCAT MINGE
TBJ: Are we still doing fucking Viz?
TBJ: it's been 12 hours.
El_Gato_Negro: I talk about my cock in wee mans terms
mitsgtoboy: I remember numbers in Rainman's terms
aziraphale: DUSTIN HOFFMAN'S BOLLOCK HAIR
El_Gato_Negro: TOM CRUISE'S DIRTY FORESKIN
mitsgtoboy: BLOBFISH PISSFLAPS
aziraphale: RENEE ZELLWEGGER'S CORNHOLE
El_Gato_Negro: KURT COBAIN'S UNWASHED BUMHOLE
mitsgtoboy: MATT DAMON'S MATT DAMON
mitsgtoboy: MAAAAAATTTTT DAAAAAMMMONN
El_Gato_Negro: GOK WAN'S WANG
aziraphale: VANESSA FELTZ'S GUNT
El_Gato_Negro: CHERYL COLE'S CRAB INFESTED ARSECRACK
aziraphale: MORGAN FREEMAN'S JAPS EYE
SAM1: crispymorgan has been logged out (Timeout).
mitsgtoboy: GORD-FUCKING-ON RAM-FUCKING-SEY'S FUCKING FUCK HOLE
El_Gato_Negro: JET LI'S LENGHTY FUCKSTICK
aziraphale: DAME JUDI DENCH'S EFT NIPPLE
SAM1: Mrs_TBJ logs into the Chat.
aziraphale: CUNTING LEFT
Mrs_TBJ: afternoon all
El_Gato_Negro: lol@ mrs teebs timing...
aziraphale: MRS_TBJ'S maaaaybe not....
SAM1: Daywalker logs into the Chat.
El_Gato_Negro: TRINNY AND SUZANNA'S COLLECTIVE VAGINA
aziraphale: DAWK'S ORIENTAL GINGER BELLENDS
Daywalker: I used to quite like Trinny
aziraphale: he's got two.
Sureshot: (16:00:06) Daywalker: I used to quite like Tranny
Daywalker: Az> You liked my reply on Faceache then
aziraphale: DOGFUCKER
Mrs_Doyle: Dawk> isn't that the skinny one?