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Scenes From Lysistrata and Tartuffe
Scenes From Lysistrata and Tartuffe
Lysistrata: Make sure everyone is here! Ok, good. We are all here! First point,
you want to go after is the Greeks! They took everything from you! Dont
forget!
Athenian Ambassador: My you-know-what is about to burst!
Lysistrata: Now, Spartans, remember what the Athenians did for you that was
good.
Athenian Ambassador: Its their fault!
Spartan Ambassador: Its our fault, but look at that fine butt!
Lysistrata: Oh, dont forget what the Spartans did for you too! They helped
you as well!
Spartan Ambassador: (gazing at naked lady) She is really a nice lady.
Athenian Ambassador: (at naked lady) I want you!
Lysistrata: So why are you at war then? Never mind. Lets go naked lady.
Spartan Ambassador: Wait! We are ready to make a deal! (end scene)
Myrrhine: And dont forget the blankets! (leaves and comes back with a
blanket)
Kinesias: Seriously?
Myrrhine: (sprays perfume) Does this perfume smell good enough?
Kinesias: Oh my god! Why do you do this me?!
Myrrhine: Oh, by the way. I cant break the oath. Sorry. (end scene)
Character:
Claire Lippe:
Chorus Leader
Myrrhine
Valre
Holli Turek:
Athenian Ambassador
Wife
Dorine
Orgon
Suzanne Smith:
Spartan Ambassador
Kinesias
Baby
Naked Lady
Tartuffe
Erin Zoromski:
Lysistrata
Mariane
Elmire