Mother

Greg, would you like some yams?

Greg

Oh, thank you.

Father

You must have had vegetables fresher than that growing up on a farm,
Greg.

Daughter

Dad, Greg grew up in Detroit.

He told me he grew up on a farm.

Do they have many farms in Detroit?

No, Dina, not a lot, in fact. Jack, I should clarify this - I didn't exactly
grow up on a farm per se. The house that we grew up in was originally
erected an early Dutch farm. Colonial style. So, that, plus we had a lot of
pets.

Which one did you ____________ then?

Dad!

Honey, he said he pumped ___________.

What have you ever ___________?

A ___________.

A ___________?

I __________ a __________ once. Do you want to hear the story?

Sure.

My sister had a __________, and the __________ birthed a litter of

kittens. Must have been thirty of them. And there was this one little runt.
This little sweet little Engine that Could runt, you know, that wanted to
get up there, but who couldn't get access to the, to the, to the, to the
teat.

Teat?

Dad!

What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, justinto a little
saucer, and then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto. That's what I
named him, Geppetto.

I had no idea you could __________ a __________.

Oh, you can __________ anything with nipples.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you _________ me?

Ok, Dad, could we change the subject, perhaps?