Told You I Couldn't Dance Very Well!": Critical Fumbles

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3/27/2015

CriticalFumblesTheAgeofWorms

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1.TWOLEFTFEETYousmashyourown
footfornormaldamage,take2DEXdamage,
andfallprone.Youmayonlymoveathalf
speeduntiltheDEXdamageishealed."I
toldyouIcouldn'tdanceverywell!"
2.FOGOFWAR-Youthreatennosquares
for1d6rounds.
3.STUCK-Yourweaponisstuckina
nearbysurface.DC20STRchecktofreeit.
4.PULLAHAMSTRINGYoutake1d4
DEXdamage.
5.SECONDTHOUGHTS-Yougainthe
sickenedconditionfor1d6roundsduetothe
brutalityofupclosebattle."Agggh,theguts,
theblood!I'mamonster!"
6.BADGRIPYourweapondealsnonlethal
damageforthenext3rounds.
7.POINTYENDGOESTHEREYoutake
1d4hitpointsand1pointofCONdamage
asyouhityourselfinthegutwithyourown
weapon.
8.BROKENHAFTYourweaponloses
reachandyouhavea4penaltyonattack
rollswithituntilrepaired(DC20Craft
check).
9.PARRY!DODGE!SPIN!THRUST!You
aredazeduntiltheendofyournextturnas
youareovercomewithdizzinessfromyour
franticbattlemovements.
10.ALLORNOTHINGYoutakea1
penaltyonattackrollsuntilyouscorea
criticalhit.
11.BONKYouarestunneduntiltheendof
yournextturn(Fortnegates).
12.WAIT!WHAT?Youareconfusedfor
untiltheendofyournextturn.
13.ITOLDYOUITWASSHARPYoutake
1d6pointsofbleedasyouhurtyourselfon
yourownweapon.
14.ARMORSMASHYourattackdeals
damagetoyourarmor(hardnessapplies).
15.THISISBADYoutakeanamountof
bleedequaltoyourSTRbonus(minimum
1)."Ahhh,shit,Ipulledamuscle!"
16.HANDITOVERYourtargetgains
possessionofyourweapon(Refnegates).
17.BROKENYourweapongainsthe
brokenconditionuntilitcanberepaired
(DC20Craftcheck).
18.BUSTEDBLADEYourweaponis
destroyed(Refnegates).Magicweaponsget
theirownsavebonus(PFRPG459).
19.PULLEDMUSCLEYoutake1d4STR
damage.
20.SHIELDCRASHYourattackdeals
damagetoyourshield.Ifyoudon'thavea
shield,yourarmortakesthedamageinstead.
21.NOTCHEDYourweapontakes1d6
pointsofdamage,ignoringhardness.)
22.THISSWORDISFUCKIN'HEAVYYou
arefatigued.
23.GOFORTHEEYESYouareblinded
untiltheendofyournextturn.
24.SPINNINGSWINGYouaresickenedfor
1d4roundsafteraviciousspinningattack.
25.OFFBALANCEYoutakea4penalty
onallattackrollsfor1round.
26.SURROUNDEDBYFOESYourattack
hitsanallywithinreachandisacritical
threat.Youmustrolltoconfirmthecritical
hit.
27.TURNEDAWAYYourattackinstead
hitstheallyclosesttoyourtarget,butcauses
minimumdamage.
28.BETTERTOGIVEYourattack
damagesyouinstead,butusesyourtarget's
STRmodifier.
29.ONTHERECEIVINGENDTheattack
dealsdamagetoyouinsteadofthetarget.

1.WRONGWEAPONIfyoumadea
thrownattack,youthrowarandomobject
fromyourgearinstead.
2.BULL'SEYEYourshotricochetsand
hitsyouneartheeye.Youareblindedfor1
round.
3.ARCHER'SELBOWYoutakea2
penaltyonallrangedattackrollsfor1d4
minutes.
4.TIEDUPYoubecomeentangledinyour
gearuntilyouspendastandardactiontofree
yourself.
5.MIXITUPYouloseyourconfidence
andareunabletomakerangedattacksfor
thenext1d6rounds.
6.HUH?Youareconfusedfor1round.
7.TUNNELVISIONForthenext3rounds,
youhavea+1bonustoattackrolls,butyou
havea2ACpenalty.
8.ALLTHUMBSYouloseyourDEX
bonusonallattackrollsfor3rounds.
9.TORNTENDONYoutake1pointDex
bleeduntilhealed.
10.CLOSETOTHEEARYouare
deafeneduntilhealed(DC15Healcheck).
11.SHOTYOURFOOTYoutake1d2
pointsofDEXdamageandyourspeedis
reducedbyhalfuntilhealed.
12.DON'THITME!For3roundsyoutake
anadditional2penaltyonrangedattacks
foreachallyinmeleecombatwithyour
target.
13.KLUTZYoudropyourweapon.
14.LOSTGRIPYoucanonlytakeaMove
actiononyournextturnasyourfumbleto
gaincontrolofyourweapon.
15.WHATARETHEODDS?Ifyoumade
athrownattack,yourtargethitsitoutofthe
air,sendingitbackatyou(Targetmakesa
freebaserangedattacktostrikeyou).
16.BUSTEDYourweaponisdestroyed
(Refnegates).Magicweaponsgettheirown
savebonus(PFRPG459).
17.DOUBLEMISSYouusetwiceasmuch
ammunitiononthisattack.
18.MYSPLEENYBITS!Youtake1point
ofCONdamage.
19.AWKWARDATTACKYoutakea2
penaltytoACfor1d4rounds.
20.EVERYTHINGYOUGOTYouare
exhausted(Fortnegates).
21.NOTCHEDFINGERSYoutake1d6
pointsofbleed.
22.ERRANTAIMRerollyourattack
againstanycreaturenearesttotheoriginal
target(exceptyourself).Ifmorethanoneis
equidistant,rollrandomly.
23.PINCHINPARTSYoudamage
yourselfinthemechanicsorstringofyour
bow,orsliceyourselfwithathrownbladed
weaponfor1d6damage.
24.NICKEDYoutake1pointofbleed.
25.FRIENDLYFIREYourattackhitsyour
allyclosesttothetarget.
26.INSECUREYoutakea1penaltyon
allattackrollsfor1d4daysoruntilyou
scoreacriticalhit.
27.AMAZINGMISSYouarestunnedfor1
round(Fortnegates).
28.WEAPONJAMIfusingaprojectile
weaponitdoesnotfunction.Youmust
spend1standardactiontorepairit.
29.INTHELINEOFFIREYourattackhits
anallywithinreachandisacriticalthreat.
Youmustrolltoconfirmthecriticalhit.

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1.GOTTOOCLOSEYourattackhitsthe
targetbutthetargetmayattempttograpple
youasafreeactionwithnoattackof
opportunity.
2.BUSTEDKNUCKLESYourtargettakes
normaldamage,butyoutakedouble
damage."Ahhhh,yougotahardface!"
3.OFFBALANCEYoucanonlytakea
moveactioninthefollowingroundandare
notallowedtomakeanyattacksof
opportunity.
4.WIDEOPENYouareflatfooteduntilthe
endofyournextturn.
5.HANGNAILIfthiswasaclawattack,
slam,orunarmedstrike,youcannotusethis
attackagainfor1d6roundsduetodamage
toyourfingers.
6.EYESTRAINYouareblindedfor1
roundasyouinadvertentlybrushyourown
eyewithyouattack.
7.WEHAVEAWIENERYoufall
unconsciousfor1d6roundsafterhitting
yourselfinthegenitals(Willnegates).
8.WHIFFTheattackdealsdamagetoyou
insteadofyourtarget.
9.STINGINGFAILUREYoutake1d6
pointsofnonlethaldamageanda2penalty
onattackrollswiththatattackfor1d4
rounds.
10.PINSANDNEEDLESYouaresickened
for1d6rounds.
11.OVEREXERTIONYouareexhausted
(Fortnegates).
12.PINCHEDNERVEIfyouhadreach
greaterthan5feet,itisreducedto5feetfor
3rounds.Youalsosuffera2onallattacks
for3rounds.
13.STOPHITTINGYOURSELF!The
attackdealsdamagetoyouinsteadofyour
target.
14.BATTEREDYoutakea2toallskill
checksandsavesforthenext1d4roundsas
yourecoverfromahardfight.
15.WHIRLWINDOFSHAMEYourattack
dealsdamagetoalladjacentfriendsandfoes
insteadofthetarget.
16.SMASHTHEFLOORYoukickupdust
thatblindsyoufor1d4rounds(Fort
negates).
17.CAUGHTYOURATTACKThetarget
mayattempttotrip,bullrush,oroverrunyou
withnoattackofopportunityagainstthem.
18.FRUSTRATIONYoutakea4penalty
onallattackrollsuntiltheendofyournext
turn.
19.IBIDMYTUG!Youtake1bleedand
cannotuseanybiteattackuntilthebleeding
isstopped.
20.HE'SSHARPYoutake1d6pointsof
damageplusyourSTRmodifier.
21.MUSCLETEARYoutake1d4STR
damage.
22.AWKWARDSWIPEYoutakea2
penaltytoACfor1d4rounds.
23.WINDSOFCHANGEYouthreatenno
squaresfor1d6rounds.
24.TWISTEDYoubecomeentangledin
yourgearuntilyouspendastandardaction
tofreeyourself.
25.BROKEANAILYoutake1d4pointsof
damageandcannotusethisattackuntil
healed.
26.GREATROARYouaredeafeneduntil
healed(DC15Healcheck).
27.BONEBRUISEYoutake1d4CON
damage.
28.SNEEZE!Youaredazeduntiltheend
ofyournextturn.
29.HEAD,MEETWALLYouaredazedfor

1.NOMAGICFORFOOLS!Youtake1d
INTdamageandcannotuseanyspellsor
spelllikeabilitiesfor1d6rounds.
2.NOTHINGTOFEARYouareshakenf
2d4rounds.
3.SPELLSHIELDThetargetgainsSR
equalto11+yourcasterlevelfor1d6
rounds.
4.COLDSNAPAmagicalbacklashhits
youfor2d6colddamage.
5.MAGICALVACUUM1d3spelleffect
activeonyouaredispelled(determined
randomly).
6.BLASTOFFYouarethrown1d4x10fe
intotheair(orinarandomdirectionifyo
areflying)(Willnegates).
7.WILDMAGICRolltwiceonthe
Wondertable(PFRPG489).
8.THISISHARDYoutake1pointofCo
damageduetothestrainonyourbody.
9.CURSEDYoutake4penaltyonattac
rolls,saves,skillchecks,andabilitycheck
Thismagicalafflictionfor1d3daysorcan
becuredwithaRemoveCurse.
10.WHYME?Youprovokeattacksof
opportunityfromallthreateningfoes.
11.SIDEEFFECTOneofyourmagical
itemspermanentlygainsarandom
(PFRPG538).
12.MENTALSLIPYourtargetmaygive
youaSuggestiononhisnextturn.
13.NOTME,YOUFOOLYourattackhi
anallyclosesttoyourtarget.Ifyouare
closest,youarehitbythespell.
14.UNEXPECTEDBLASTThespell
affectsalltargetswithin30feetofyou
insteadofyourintendedtarget(exceptyo
andisarandomenergytype.
15.JUMBLEDCOMPONENTS
onlytakeaMoveactiononyournextturn
16.YOUMADEHIMFASTER?!
ishastedfor1d4rounds.
17.LEFTREELINGYouarestunnedun
theendofyournextturn(Fortnegates).
18.MONSTERRIFTYourspellis
convertedtoaSummonMonsterspelloft
samelevel(rollrandomtype).Itimmediat
attacksyou.
19.ARCANEFIREYoutake2d6fire
damage.Nosaveallowed.
20.YOUMADEHIMTOUGHER
targetgainsDR5/for1d4rounds.
21.ELECTRICALFEEDBACK
1d6+1perlevelofthespellcastof
electricitydamage.
22.BLEEDINGEYESAmagicaloverloa
causesyoureyestobleed.Youtake1d6
bleedbutyouarenotblinded.
23.NOWISEEYOU...Yourtarget
becomesinvisiblefor1d6rounds.
24.APPRENTICEMOVEYourspellaffe
arandomcreaturewithin30feetofthe
originaltarget(includingyou).
25.POWERDRAINYouloseoneprepar
spellorspellslotasifyoucastit
(determinedrandomly).
26.ERROR!Thespellaffectsyouinstea
ofthetarget.
27.YOUMADEHIMBIGGER
increasesonesizecategoryfor1d4round
(asEnlargePersonspell).
28.FOULVISAGEYourmagicbackfires
yourface.Youtake1pointofCHAbleed
29.CANYOUHEARMENOW?
deafeneduntilhealed(DC15Healcheck)
30.TIRINGSPELLYouarefatiguedast
magicdrainsyou.
31.MAGICALSMACKDOWN
automaticallyfailyournextsave.

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30.PINPRICKYoutake1pointofbleedas
youstrikeyourself.
31.CATASTROPHICFAILURE-Youfall
unconsciousfor1d6rounds(Willnegates)as
bloodrushestoyourhead."Ifeelsowoozy."
32.AWKWARDATTACKYoutakea2
penaltytoACfor1d4rounds.
33.WINDEDYouareexhausted(Fort
negates).
34.COW'SGRACEYoustumble,twisting
yourankle.YouareslowedastheSlowspell
for1d4rounds(Reflexnegates).
35.PUNTYourweaponflies1d8squaresin
arandomdirection.
36.WHOWASTHAT?Youaredazedfor
1d3rounds.
37.SLIPPEDYouareknockedproneas
yougettangledupinyourownswing.
38.WIDEOPENYouareflatfootedfor1
round.UncannyDodgeworksasnormal.
39.WRONGENDIfyou'reusingaslashing
weapon,youtake1d6pointsofdamageand
1pointofbleed.
40.VIBRATIONIfyou'reusinga
bludgeoningweapon,youtake1d3pointsof
STRdamageanddropyourweapon.Ifit's
notabludgeoningweapon,youjustdropthe
weaponinyoursquare.
41.SORRYYourattackhitsanally
adjacenttoyouorthetarget.
42.FLINGYourweaponslipsanditlands
1d6squaresawayinarandomdirection.
43.BUTTERFINGERSYoudropyour
weaponinyoursquare.
44.CUTTERYouinjureyourselfandtake
1pointofSTRbleed.
45.YOUMEANTTODOTHATMove10
feetinarandomdirectionandprovoke
attacksofopportunityasnormal.
46.FUNNYBONEYoudropwhateverisin
youroffhand.
47.OPENTOATTACKAllenemieswithin
threatrangegainanattackofopportunity
againstyouimmediately,eveniftheyhave
alreadyusedonethisround."C'moninboys,
thedoor'sopen."
48.EATDIRTYoufallproneandare
blindedfor1d3rounds(Fortnegatesthe
blindness).
49.CRITICALMISTAKETheattackhits
youandisacriticalthreat.Rolltoconfirm
thecriticalhit.
50.TOOMUCHSTUFFYoubecome
entangledinyourgearuntilyouspenda
standardactiontofreeyourself.
51.OVEREXTENDYouoverreachand
youropponentgetsafreedisarmattempt
againstyou(noattackofopportunity
allowed).
52.HARDASHELLTOSEEAllyour
enemieshaveconcealmentfromyoufor1d4
roundsduetogritinyoureyes.
53.FUMBLEFINGERSYoucanonlytake
amoveactiononyournextturnasyou
regaincontrolofyourweapon.
54.BATTLEBLIND-Youthreatenno
squaresfor1d4rounds.
55.HEAVYHACKER-Yourweaponis
stuckinanearbysurface.DC20STRcheck
tofreeit.
56.DIZZYYoutake1d4DEXdamage.
57.SNAGGEDUPYoubecomeentangled
inyourgearuntilyouspendastandard
actiontofreeyourself.
58.WEAKENINGYourweapondeals
nonlethaldamageforthenext3rounds.
59.SELFABUSEYoutake1d4hitpoints
and1pointofCONdamageasyouhit
yourselfinthegutwithyourownweapon.
60.SNAPPED!Yourweaponlosesreach
andyouhavea4penaltyonattackrolls
withituntilrepaired(DC20Craftcheck).
61.DIZZYINGDANCEYouaredazeduntil
theendofyournextturnasyouare
overcomewithdizzinessfromyourfrantic
battlemovements.
62.NOCONFIDENCEYoutakea1
penaltyonattackrollsuntilyouscorea
criticalhit.
63.KICKBACKYouarestunneduntilthe
endofyournextturn(Fortnegates)andtake

30.SPILLEDAMMOYourammunition
fallstothegroundandtakes1d6roundsto
gatheritup.
31.OVERTHROWIfattackwasmadewith
athrownweapon,theweapontravels5times
itsrangeincrementpastthetarget.
32.YOU'LLSHOOTYOUREYEOUTThe
attackhitsyouasacriticalthreat.Youmust
confirmthecriticalhitagainstyourself.
33.BADALIGNMENTYoutakea4
penaltyonallattackswiththisweaponuntil
repaired(DC20Craftcheck).
34.LOWEREDGUARDYoutakea2
penaltyonACfor1d3rounds.
35.SOMUCHBLOODYouaresickened
for1d6rounds.
36.SEEINGDOUBLEAllyourattacks
havea50%misschanceuntiltheendof
yournextturn.
37.BACKFIRETheattackdealsdamage
toyouinsteadofthetarget.
38.CRACKEDYourweapon(not
ammunition)takes1d6damageignoring
hardness.
39.PHANTOMWINDYoucompensatefor
abreezethatisn'tthere.Youtakea2
penaltyonrangedattacksfor3rounds.
40.RECOILYoumovebackward1square
andfallprone.
41.LOSTTHETARGETYoutakea4
penaltyonallattackrollsuntiltheendof
yournextturn.
42.HEADRUSHYouaresickenedfor1d4
rounds.
43.SNAPPEDSTRINGIfyourattackwas
madewithabow,thestringbreaksand
requires1d3roundstofixit.
44.UM,OOPSTheattackdealsdamageto
youinsteadofthetarget.
45.MISJUDGEDTHEDISTANCEAll
attackrollsbeyondthefirstrangeincrement
havetriplethenormaldistancemodifierfor
3rounds.
46.EMBARRASSEDYourshotissofar
offthemark,youneedtimetoregainyour
composure.YoumayonlytakeaMove
actionnextround.
47.WIDEOPENYouareflatfootedfor1
round.UncannyDodgedoesnotapply.
48.OVERCOMPENSATEAlltargetswith
covergainanadditional+4bonustoAC
againstyoufor3rounds.
49.WHOOPS!Youareknockedprone.
50.SPRAINYousprainyourwristand
take1d4DEXdamage.
51.ACHINGBACKYouarefatigued.
52.AIMCAREFULLYNEXTTIMEFor3
rounds,youmustspendafullroundaction
tomakeasingleattack.
53.TWANG!Ifyoumadeabowattack,the
stringsnaps.Yourweapongainsthebroken
conditionuntilitcanberepaired(DC20
Craftcheck).
54.FACEDAMAGEYourslipsandhits
youintheface.Youarestunnedfor1round.
55.ARMSPRAINYoutakea2penalty
onallrangedattackrollsfor1d4minutes.
56.GEARMALFUNCTIONYoubecome
entangledinyourgearuntilyouspenda
standardactiontofreeyourself.
57.TERRIBLEMISSYouloseyour
confidenceandareunabletomakeranged
attacksforthenext1d6rounds.
58.OW,MYWRIST!Yousprainyour
wristandtake1d4DEXdamage.
59.ATALLCOSTSForthenext3rounds,
youhavea+1bonustoattackrolls,butyou
havea2ACpenalty.
60.DUMBFINGERSYouloseyourDEX
bonusonallattackrollsfor3rounds.
61.WHIPTHATARMYoutake1point
Dexbleeduntilhealed.
62.MANDOWN!Youareknockedprone
inyoureffortstohitthetarget..
63.SHOTYOURFOOTYoutake1d2
pointsofDEXdamageandyourspeedis
reducedbyhalfuntilhealed.

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1d3rounds.
30.JUSTATASTEYourattackhitsanally
adjacenttoyouorthetarget,whicheveris
closest.
31.DON'TPICKATITYoutake1pointof
CONbleed.
32.TIRINGATTACKYouarefatigued.
33.HEBITYOURFISTThetargetdeals
bitedamagetoyou,ifapplicable.
34.FEROCIOUSFUMBLEYourattackhits
anallywithinreachandisacriticalthreat.
Youmustrolltoconfirmthecriticalhit.
35.UNINTENTIONALMOVEMove10
feetinarandomdirectionandprovoke
attacksofopportunityasnormal.
36.BROKENSPIRITYoutakea2penalty
onallattacksfor1d6minutes.
37.BRUISEDEGOYoucanattacknoother
targetfor1d4rounds(oruntilthetargetis
dead).Youtakea2totheattacksinyour
rage.
38.FISTMEETSFACETheattackhitsyou
andisacriticalthreat.Youmustrollto
confirmthecriticalhit.
39.OVERTHINKITYourtarget'sarmor
andnaturalarmorbonusesaredoubled
againstyoufor3rounds.
40.BROKENFOOTYoutake1d3pointsof
DEXdamageandyourspeedishalveduntil
healed.
41.SPRAINYoutake1d4pointsofDEX
damageasyousprainyourankle.
42.OVEREXTENDYouprovokeanattack
ofopportunityfromalladjacentfoes,evenif
they'vealreadyuseditfortheround."C'mon
youguys,stopganginguponme!"
43.TORNMUSCLEYoutake1pointof
STRdrain(Fortnegates).
44.INGROWNNAILYoutakea1penalty
onattackrollsuntilyouscoreacriticalhit.
45.NOTTHEWEAKPOINTYourenemy's
armortakes1d6pointsofdamage(hardness
applies)andyoutake1d6pointsofdamage.
Youcannotusethisattackfor1d3rounds.
46.BADHEADBUTTYouarestunnedfor
1round(Fortnegates).
47.TRIPPEDYouareknockedprone.
48.THATTASTESAWFUL!Ifthiswasa
biteattack,youarenauseatedfor1d6
rounds.
49.OUTOFPOSITIONYoucannotusethis
attackagainuntiltheendofyournext
round.
50.BLEEDINGFISTYoutake1d6points
ofbleedasyouropponentblocksyour
attackwithgreatskill.
51.UPSETTUMMYYouaresickenedfor
1d4rounds.
52.BRUTALCOLLISIONYourattackhits
forminimumdamage,andyouarestunned
for2rounds(Fortsavetoreducethestunto
1round).
53.LOCKUPYourattackhitsthetarget
butthetargetmayattempttograppleyouas
afreeactionwithnoattackofopportunity.
54....MORETHANITHURTSYOUYour
targettakesminimumdamage,butyoutake
normaldamagefromyourattack."Thisis
gonnahurtme..."
55.ABITDIZZYYoucanonlytakea
moveactioninthefollowingroundandare
notallowedtomakeanyattacksof
opportunity.
56.ROCKEDBACKYouareflatfooted
untiltheendofyournextturn.
57.JAMAFINGERIfthiswasaclaw
attack,slam,orunarmedstrike,youcannot
usethisattackagainfor1d6roundsdueto
damagetoyourfingers.
58.SCRATCHEDEYEYouareblindedfor
1roundasyouinadvertentlybrushyourown
eyewithyouattack.
59.BUSTEDPLUMSYoufallunconscious
for1d6roundsafterhittingyourselfinthe
genitals(Willnegates).
60.WAIT,THAT'SMYFOOTTheattack
dealsdamagetoyouinsteadofyourtarget.
61.SERIOUSMISSYoutake1d6pointsof
nonlethaldamageanda2penaltyonattack
rollswiththatattackfor1d4rounds.
62.GUTCHECKYouaresickenedfor1d6

32.ACIDICBACKLASHYoutake2d6
pointsofaciddamage.
33.POORTRADETheattackhitsforha
effect,butyoumustloseaspellslotofyo
highestlevel(yourchoice).Ifnospellis
available,losetwoofthenextlowestleve
34.THEMAGICISGONEYoutakea1
penaltyonallattackrollsuntilyouscore
criticalhit.
35.IT'SSPARKLYYouareblindedunti
theendofyournextturn.
36.FRAGMENTEDMAGIC1d4+2mirr
imagesofyourtargetappeararoundthem
Theylastfor1minuteoruntildestroyed(
MirrorImagespell).
37.NOSEBLEEDThestrainofyourfail
magicmakesyournosegush.Take1poin
ofbleed.
38.DISTANCERIFTYouareteleported
thenearestlegalsquareadjacenttothe
target.
39.POWERDOWNYoutake1pointof
INTbleedfromthementalstrainofmisfir
magic.
40.WEAKMINDEDFOOLYoutake1
pointofWISbleed.
41.WEAKENEDYoutakea2penaltyt
allofyourspellDCsfor1d4minutes.
42.REFLECTIONThespellhitsyou
insteadofthetarget(normalsavesapply).
43.MAGICFATIGUEYoucannotcasta
spellsfor1d3rounds.
44.BUDDYBLASTYourspellhitsthe
nearestallyandisacriticalthreat.Youm
rolltoconfirmthecriticalhit.
45.HOWDIDTHATHAPPEN?
Cloudappears,centeredonyou.Itlastsfo
numberofroundsequaltothespell'sleve
46.CASTER'SBLOCKYoucannotcast
thisspellagainfor24hours,evenifyou
haveanothermemorized.
47.TANGLEDMagicaltendrilsbindyo
YouaregrappleduntilyoucanbeataCM
(equalto10+spell'slevel)withaCMB
check.
48.ENERGYTRANSFERLoseone
randomlydeterminedspellorspellslot.
Yourtargetcancastthisspellonitsnext
turn.
49.MINDDRAINYoutake1d4pointso
damagetoINT,WIS,orCHA(determined
randomly).
50.VERTIGOYouaresickenedfor1d4
rounds.
51.BACKBLASTYouarethrown1d6
squaresdirectlyawayfromyourtarget,
taking1hitpointpersquaretraveled.You
areproneattheendofthismove.
52.POWERTRANSFERThehighestlev
spelleffectcurrentlyonyouistransfered
yourtarget.
53.GRAVITYWELLGravityisdoubled
a5footradiusaroundyoufor1d4rounds
Allmovesandrangeincrementsarehalve
andattackrollsareat2.
54.EVAPORATIONAllnonmagical
liquidswithina20footradiusaroundyou
evaporates.
55.BARRIERThetargetgainsSRequal
11+yourcasterlevelfor1d6rounds.
56.CHEERS!Amugoffinealeappears
thecaster'shand.Thiscreationispermane
57.OFFSWITCHArandommagicitem
thecasterceasestofunctionfor1d4round
58.FLUNGFORWARDYouarethrown
1d6x10feettowardsyourtargettaking1
damageper5footincrement.Ifyouhitan
obstacleontheway,youareknockedpro
59.TWISTOFFATERolltwiceonthe
ofWondertable(PFRPG489).
60.TAKINGIT'STOLLYoutake1poin
Condamageduetothestrainonyourbod
61.CONDUITArandomspelleffect
currentlyonyouistransferedtoyourtarg
62.EYESOFTHEDEVILYoureyesglo
hellishredfor1d4hours.Takea2penalt
onallvisionrelatedchecksandattacks.
63.METAMORPHISISOneofyour
magicalitemspermanentlygainsa
randomdrawback(PFRPG538).
64.OLDMANMAGICYouappear30

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1d3hitpointsafterhittingyourselfinthe
face.
64.BLURREDVISIONYouareconfused
foruntiltheendofyournextturn.
65.LOWBLOWYoutake1d6pointsof
bleedasyouhurtyourlegwithownweapon.
66.ANOTHERDENTYourattackdeals
damagetoyourarmor(hardnessapplies).
67.TRIEDTOOHARDYoutakean
amountofbleedequaltoyourSTRbonus
(minimumof1).
68.I'LLTAKETHAT!Yourtargetgains
possessionofyourweapon(Refnegates).
69.CRACK!Yourweapongainsthe
brokenconditionuntilitcanberepaired
(DC20Craftcheck).
70.THATSTINGSAllyourenemieshave
concealmentfromyoufor1d3roundsas
sweatdripsinyoureyes.
71.WRENCHEDSHOULDERYoutake
1d4STRdamage.
72.UNBUCKLEDYourarmorstrapsloosen
leavingyouopentoattack.YourACis2
untilyoucantakeastandardactionto
tightenitup.
73.YOUGOTBLOCKEDYourweapon
takes1d6pointsofdamage,ignoring
hardness.)
74.BATTLEWEARYYouarefatigued.
75.LOOSENEDUPYourgripfaltersand
youropponentgetsafreedisarmattempt
againstyou(noattackofopportunity
allowed).
76.ROUNDANDROUNDYouare
sickenedfor1d3roundsafterawhirling
spinningattack.
77.OFFBALANCEYoutakea4penalty
onallattackrollsfor1round.
78.DELAYEDYourattackmissesand
yourinitiativedropstolastplaceinthe
round.
79.DEFLECTEDYourattackinsteadhits
theallyclosesttoyourtarget,butcauses
minimumdamage.
80.RIGHTBACKATYAYourattack
damagesyouinstead,butusesyourtarget's
STRmodifier.
81.LIMPINGALONGYoutwistyourknee
inbattle.Take1DEXdamageandyour
MovescoreishalveduntiltheDEXdamage
ishealed.
82.GIVEMEAHUGYoustumbletoward
youropponentallowingthemafreegrapple
checkagainstyouiftheychoose.Noattack
ofopportunityagainstthisattemptis
allowed.
83.SMASHEDMELON-Youfall
unconsciousfor1d6rounds(Willnegates)as
strikeyourselfintheheadaccidentally.
84.OFFBALANCEYoutakea2penalty
toACfor1d4rounds.
85.OUTOFBREATHYouareexhausted
(Fortnegates).
86.NOTADANCERYoustumble,twisting
yourankle.YouareslowedastheSlowspell
for1d4rounds(Reflexnegates).
87.SLIPPERYGRIPYourweaponflies1d6
squaresinarandomdirection."Headsup
everyone!"
88.COULDHAVEBEENWORSEThe
attackstrikesyouinsteadfornonlethal
damage.
89.ANDHE'SDOWNYouareknocked
proneasyougettangledupinyourown
swing.
90.BACKONYOURHEELSYouareflat
footedfor1round.UncannyDodgeworksas
normal.
91.ASKINGFORITYourtargetgetsto
takeafreetripattackagainstyou.Noattack
ofopportunityagainstthisattemptis
allowed.
92.WHONEED'SENEMIES?Yourwild
attackknocksyouintoanadjacentally.You
mustattemptatripattackagainsthim.
93.BUSTEDHANDYoutake1DEX
damageandyouroffhandisbadlysprained.
Allskillchecksandotheractivitiesthat
requirebothhandsareat4for1day.
94.OVERZEALOUSSWINGYourweapon
slipsanditlands1d6squaresawayina

64.GETOUTOFTHEWAY!For3rounds
youtakeanadditional2penaltyonranged
attacksforeachallyinmeleecombatwith
yourtarget.
65.SLIPYOURGRIPYoudropyour
weaponinyoursquare.
66.OFFBALANCEYoucanonlytakea
Moveactiononyournextturnasyour
fumbletoregainyourfooting.
67.SNAPBACKIfyoumadeathrown
attack,yourtargethitsitoutoftheair,
sendingitbackatyou(Targetmakesafree
baserangedattacktostrikeyou).
68.BREAKDOWNYourweaponis
destroyed(Refnegates).Magicweaponsget
theirownsavebonus(PFRPG459).
69.OVERACHIEVERYouusetwiceas
muchammunitiononthisattack.
70.TUCKEREDOUTYouarefatigued.
71.LEFTYOURSELFOPENYoutakea2
penaltytoACfor1d4rounds.
72.OUTOFGASYouareexhausted(Fort
negates).
73.GOUGEDHANDYoutake1d6points
ofbleedfrominjuringyourhand.
74.DAMN,WRONGGUY!Rerollyour
attackagainstanycreaturenearesttothe
originaltarget(exceptyourself).Ifmorethan
oneisequidistant,rollrandomly.
75.NOOBMOVEYoudamageyourselfin
themechanicsorstringofyourbow,orslice
yourselfwithathrownbladedweaponfor
1d6damage.
76.SMALLCUTYoutake1pointof
bleed.
77.WITHFRIENDSLIKETHESE...Roll
anattackagainagainstanallyclosestto
yourtarget.
78.LOWCONFIDENCEYoutakea2
penaltyonallattackrollsfor1d2hoursor
untilyouscoreacriticalhit.
79.UNBELIEVABLEMISSYouare
stunnedfor1round(Fortnegates).
80.SNAPPEDSTRINGIfusinga
projectileweapon,itdoesnotfunction.You
mustspend1standardactiontorepairit.
81.TAKEYOURTIMEFor3rounds,you
mustspendafullroundactiontomakea
singleattack
82.ARROWDROPPERYourammunition
fallstothegroundandittakes1d6roundsto
gatheritup.
83.THAT'STOOFARIfattackwasmade
withathrownweapon,theweapontravels5
timesitsrangeincrementpastthetarget.
84.BIGBACKFIRETheattackhitsyouas
acriticalthreat.Youmustconfirmthe
criticalhitagainstyourself.
85.WONKYWEAPONYoutakea4
penaltyonallattackswiththisweaponuntil
repaired(DC20Craftcheck).
86.OBLIVIOUSYoutakea2penaltyon
ACfor1d3rounds.
87.TWOLEFTFEETYouareknocked
proneinyoureffortstohityourtarget.
88.SWEATINYOUREYESAllyour
attackshavea50%misschanceuntilthe
endofyournextturn.
89.SLAPSTICKMISSTheattackdeals
damagetoyouinsteadofthetarget.
90.SPLINTEREDYourweapon(not
ammunition)takes1d6damageignoring
hardness.
91.OVERCOMPENSATIONYoutake
accountforabreezethatisn'tthere.Youtake
a2penaltyonrangedattacksfor3rounds.
92.FALLBACKYoumovebackward1
squareandfallprone.
93.LOSTYOURAIMYoutakea4
penaltyonallattackrollsuntiltheendof
yournextturn.
94.LIGHTHEADEDYouaresickenedfor
1d4rounds.
95.TOOMUCHTENSIONIfyourattack
wasmadewithabow,thestringbreaksand
requires1d3roundstofixit.
96.TANGLEDMESSYougettangledup

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skirmish.
63.YOUNEEDABREAKYouare
exhausted(Fortnegates).
64.PULLEDMUSCLEIfyouhadreach
greaterthan5feet,itisreducedto5feetfor
3rounds.Youalsosuffera2onallattacks
for3rounds.
65.HEADBUTTYourattackhitsbutyou
arestunnedfor1d6rounds.
66.BUMPS&BRUISESYoutakea2to
allskillchecksandsavesforthenext1d4
roundsasshakeoffyourachesandpains.
67.BUCKWILDYourattackdealsdamage
toalladjacentcreaturesinsteadofthetarget.
Rolleachdamageindividually.
68.GROUNDPOUNDYouswirlupdust
thatblindsyoufor1d4rounds(Fort
negates).
69.PUSHEDBACKThetargetmayattempt
tobullrushyouwithnoattackof
opportunityagainstthem.
70.SEEINGREDYoutakea4penaltyon
allattackrollsuntiltheendofyournext
turn.
71.BITEYOURTHUMB,SIRYoutake
1d6pointsofbleedasyoubiteyourown
hand.
72.TWISTEDKNEEYoutake1d6points
ofdamageplus1d4DEXdamage.
73.RIPPEDTENDONSYoutake1d4STR
damageafterpullingseveraltendonsinyour
abdomen.
74.OFFKILTERYoutakea2penaltyto
ACfor1d4rounds.
75.LOSTYOURWITSYouthreatenno
squaresfor1d6rounds."Getittogetherman,
you'velostyourgrip!"
76.SLIPPEDUPYouareknockedprone
andshakenfor1d3rounds.
77.BUSTEDKNUCKLEYoutake1d4
pointsofdamageandcannotusethisattack
untilhealed.
78.OVERBITEIfthiswasabiteattack,
take1d6nonlethaldamageand1d3CON
damage.Ifnotabiteattack,youhityourself
inthejawfor1d6damage.
79.TOUGHLUCKYoutake1d2CON
damagefromamisplacedattack.
80.HEADSMACKERYouarestunned
untiltheendofyournextturn.
81.CRANIALDAMAGEYouareconfused
for1d3roundsafterhittingyourheadduring
thefight.
82.SORRYABOUTTHATYourattackhits
anallyadjacenttoyouorthetarget,
whicheverisclosest.
83.NICKEDARTERYYoutake1pointof
CONbleed.
84.WEARYOURSELFOUTYoutake2d6
nonlethaldamagefromoverexertion.
85.COUNTERBLOWThetargetdeals
unarmeddamagetoyou.Ifthetargethasa
claworslamattack,dothatdamage
instead."He'sfasterthanIthought!"
86.ISWEAR,YOULOOKJUSTLIKEA
BADGUYYourattackhitsanallywithin
reachandisacriticalthreat.Youmustrollto
confirmthecriticalhit.
87.WHEREAREYOUGOING?!Move10
feetinarandomdirectionandprovoke
attacksofopportunityasnormal.
88.LOSTYOURMOJOYoutakea2
penaltyonallattacksfor1d6minutes."Hey
man,yougottagetyourgrooveback."
89.YOU'LLPAYFORTHAT!Youcan
attacknoothertargetfor1d4rounds(or
untilthetargetisdead).Youtakea2tothe
attacksinyourrage.
90.SELFABUSETheattackhitsyou
insteadandisacriticalthreat.Youmustroll
toconfirmthecriticalhit.
91.HEKNOWSHOWYOUTHINKYour
target'sarmorandnaturalarmorbonusesare
doubledagainstyoufor3rounds.
92.TWISTEDANKLEYoutake1d6points
ofdamage,andyourspeedishalveduntil
youarehealed.
93.SCUFFLEYoutake1d6damagefroma
strayelbowtothejawandarestaggeredfor
1d3rounds.

yearsolderthanyouactuallyarefor1d6
days.Take1d4CONdamagewhichcanb
healed,butthisdoesnotaffectyour
appearance.
65.BADAIMYourspellhitsanally
closesttoyourtarget.Ifyouareclosest,y
arehit.
66.THAT'SAMORE!Youareunderthe
effectsofaCharmPersonspellfor1d4
rounds.Theclosestallyorenemytoyou
becomesyourmosttrustedfriendorloved
one.
67.DROPPEDYOURLIZARDTAIL
fumbleyourcomponentbagandcannotc
anotherspellthatrequiresitsuseuntilyo
spendafullroundgatheringitbackup.
68.I'MSTUCK!Yourlowerhalfbecome
petrified,stickingyouinplacefor1d4
rounds(Fortnegates).
69.HEADACHEYouarestunneduntilt
endofyournextturn(Fortnegates).
70.LIFECONDUITYourspellsends
1d6+1perspelllevelinhitpointstoyour
target.
71.ITBURNS!Youtake1d6firedamag
andaresetablazeimmediately(Refnegat
72.MAGICALRECOILYouarethrown
1d6squaresdirectlyawayfromyourtarge
taking1hitpointpersquare.Youarepron
attheendofthismove(Reflexnegates
prone).
73.FEEDBACKYoutake1d6+1perspe
levelofrandomenergydamage.
74.SONICBLASTAblastburstfromyo
causing1d6+1/perspellleveldamageto
within10feetanddeafeningyou(Fort
negatesdeafening).
75.BACKFROMTHEDEAD
humanoidwithin100feetreturnsfromthe
deadwith1hitpoint.Iftheyarenotheale
theywillreturntodeathin1d4rounds.
76.RANKAMATEURYourspellaffects
randomcreaturewithin20feetofthe
originaltarget(includingyou).
77.DOUBLETHECOSTYouloseone
preparedspellorspellslotofthesamelev
asifyoucastit(determinedrandomly).
78.ELEMENTALMAGNETIfyourspe
waselementbased,youbecomevulnerab
tothatelementfor1d3roundstakingdou
damage.
79.BIGGERISBETTERThetargetgain
+6enhancementbonustoSTRfor1d6
rounds.
80.HORRIDMISHAPYourskinbegins
eruptwithscabsandoozingsores.Youta
1d6CHA.ThesoresdisappeariftheCHA
damageishealed.
81.THUNDEROUSBACKFIRE
deafeneduntilhealed(DC15Healcheck)
82.TIMEJUMPYouandallyour
summonedcreaturesgoforwardintime1d
rounds.Youwillappearrightwhereyoul
83.UNLUCKYDUCKYoutakea10on
yournextD20dieroll.
84.CORROSIVEFAILYoutake1d6
pointsofaciddamage,1CONdamage,an
1d3CHAdamage.
85.SPELLDRAINTheattackhitsforha
effect,butyoumustloseaspellslotofyo
highestlevel(rollrandomly).Ifnospellis
available,losetwoofthenextlowestleve
86.WEAKSAUCEYourspellsaveDCs
2for1d3hours(Willnegates).
87.STARVISIONYouaredazzledfor1
hoursandyoursparkandglowlikestarsi
thenightsky.
88.SHARDSOFTHEENEMY
imagesofyourtargetappeararoundthem
Theylastfor1minuteoruntildestroyed
(asMirrorImagespell).
89.REDFAUCETThestrainofyourfail
magicmakesyournosegush.Take2poin
ofbleed.
90.BECKONINGCALLYourtargetis
teleportedtoarandomsquareadjacentto
youandgetsafreeattackofopportunity.
91.BRAINTHROBYoutake1pointof
INTbleedfromthementalstrainofmisfir
magic.
92.GHOSTCASTERYoubecome

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randomdirection.
95.HEAVYBLOCKERYouropponent's
blockofyourattackcausesyoutodropyour
weaponinyoursquare.
96.BABYSTEPSYoustumble1d3squares
inarandomdirection.Ifyoumeetresistance
(walloranothercombatantorally)youwill
fallproneifyouhavenotreachedyourlast
square.
97.TOSPITEYOURFACEYourattack
hitsyouinsteadforhalfdamage,breaking
yournose.Youtake1CHAdamageand1
bleed.
98.IHEARDSOMETHINGSNAP!You
take1d6DEXdamageasyoupullaback
muscle.Movementisat1/2untilDEXis
healed.
99.OUTTOGETYOUAllenemieswithin
threatrangegainanattackofopportunity
againstyouimmediately,eveniftheyhave
alreadyusedonethisround.
100.WASHOUTYouareblindedbysweat
andbloodfor1d3rounds(Fortnegates).
"Timeouteveryone,Ican'tsee."

inyourweaponorgear.IttakesaCMBroll
vs.yourownCMDtofreeyourself.
97.HOWEMBARRASINGYourweapon
hitsyouinthefacefor1d6damageand
knocksyououtfor1round(Fortnegates
unconsciousness).
98.BROADSIDEOFABARNYourshot
issofaroffthemark,youneedtimetoregain
yourcomposure.YoumayonlytakeaMove
actionnextround.
99.OPENTOATTACKYouareflatfooted
for1round.UncannyDodgedoesnotapply.
100.DISLOCATEDSHOULDERYou
throwyourshoulderout,taking1d4DEX
damage.

94.EVERYBODYGETSACHANCEYou
provokeanattackofopportunityfromall
adjacentfoes,evenifthey'vealreadyusedit
fortheround.
95.BROKENRIBSYouslamintoyour
enemyandtake1pointofSTRdrain(Fort
negates).
96.YOUSUCK,ANDYOU'LLNEVERGET
ANYBETTERYoutakea1penaltyon
attackrollsandskillchecksuntilyouscorea
criticalhit."IjustwishIwasgoodat
something."
97.HEAVYHITTERYourenemy'sarmor
takes1d6pointsofdamage(hardness
applies)andyoutake1d6pointsofdamage
and1d4STRdamage.
98.SKULLCRACKERYouheadbuttyour
opponent.Theytakeminimumdamageand
youarestunnedfor1round.
99.SWEPTOFFYOURFEETYouare
knockedproneandshakenfor1d4rounds.
"Holyhell,thatcameoutofnowhere!"
100.SEEINGSTARSYourexertionmakes
youdizzy.Youaredazzledfor1d6rounds
andtake1d4INTdamage."Ineedtosit
downforafewminutes."

incorporealfor1d4rounds.
93.HEYLITTLEFELLAYouarereduce
insizeastheReducePersonspell.This
effectlastsfor1roundperleveloforigina
spell.
94.TRADINGPLACESYouandyour
targettradeplacesandyoutake1d2CON
damagefromthejoltingteleportation.
95.WASTEDYoucannotcastanyspells
untiltheendofyournextturn.
96.HAIRRAISINGFUMBLE
growsrapidly,adding4d6inchesoflengt
(includingfacialhair).Youaredazzledfo
roundwhileyougetitoutofyoureyes.
97.OOPS,ISLIPPEDUPAGrease
appears,centeredonyou.Itlastsfora
numberofroundsequaltotheoriginal
spell'slevel.
98.MENTALBLOCKYoucannotcastt
spellagainfor1d10hours,evenifyouha
anothermemorized.
99.DARKTENTACLESBlacktentacles
comeoutofthegroundandbindyou.Yo
areconsideredgrappleduntilyoucanbea
CMD(equalto10+thespell'slevel)with
CMBcheck.Eachroundyouareheld,yo
take1DEXdamage.
100.DRUNKWITHPOWERYoubecom
drunkwithmagicalpowerfor1hourequa
tothelevelofthespell.Youhavethe
sickenedconditionuntilyousoberup.

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