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99 Secondstwocolumnscript
99 Secondstwocolumnscript
99 Secondstwocolumnscript
1.Hey,youlikesleep?!Ilikesleep,too!
Youknowwhatsgoingtodepriveyouofsleep?
Video
1. Sleepingpuppymeme
2.DAYLIGHTSAVINGTIME(DST)
2.Springforwardimage
3.Thanks,GeorgeVernonHudson,forthatgreatidea
backin1895thatwassupposedtoconservecoaland
uselessenergy.
3.georgevernonhudsongettingcoalfromsanta
4.Whyisitstillaround?Becausenoonewantstobe
thepetitionnuteveryoneavoids,likethisguyand
thisguyandthisguy
peoplesigningpetitionswitharrowspointingat
them
5.However,theUniformTimeActof1966sayseach
statecandecidefororagainstDST.
uniformtimeact
akaPeerpressure
6.DSTisolderthanBettyWhite,andhasntaged
nearlyaswell,thereforeCAshouldoptoutofDST
8.pictureofBettyWhite
7.ThefirstdownfallofDSTisthatyoureakilljoy
whenyoursleeppatternisinterrupted.
frownyface/calendarofsleeppattern
8.Evenmoreofakilljoylosinganhourofsleep
increasesheartattacks.Emphasisonkill,there.Yeah
Iknowsomethingaslosinganhourofsleepisthat
devastating
12.guywhoappearsshockedinhospitalbed
9.Theresalwaystheextra366deathsduetospring
forwardcaraccidents.
13.caraccidentsthatfillthescreen
10.LetsfaceitDSTisouttokillyou
grimreaperwithclockwherefaceshouldbe
11.OpponentscitedatathatshowsDSTsavesa
whopping1%ofthecountryselectricbill.
electricbillwith1%savings
12.ThisdataisOLD.1970old.Beforenuclear
reactorsOLD.Technologyhasevolvedsince
then.
dataorspreadsheet/nuclearreactor/technology
advancements
(witholdstampedonthefirsttwoideas)
13.Thenumberswererunagainin2014.The
result?Thesavingsarenegligible...DSTmight
actuallyevenINCREASEenergyuse.
shakinghisheadorhasheadache
14.Theproofisinthepudding.Californiashould
eliminateDSTforgood.Fewerheartattacks
andcaraccidents,bettersleepandmore
savings.
californiastateprotestingtoeliminateDST
heartattackwitharrowpointingdown
caraccidentswitharrowpointingdown
sleepwitharrowgoingup
15.Oneorderofthatpudding,please.
happykidwithpudding
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"HistoryofDaylightSavingTimeDST."Timeanddate.com.08Mar.2015.
<http://www.timeanddate.com/time/dst/history.html>.
Resnick,Lloyd.Fallbackfromdaylightsavingstimemaybegoodfortheheart.04Nov2011.
HarvardHealthPublications.08Feb2015.
<http://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/fallbackfromdaylightsavingstimemaybegoodfortheheart2
01111043760>.
Welsh,Jennifer.DaylightSavingTimeisBadforYourHealth.07Mar2014.BusinessInsider.08Feb2015.
<http://www.businessinsider.com/economicandhealtheffectsofdaylightsavingtime20143>.
Zeller,Tom,Jr."DaylightSavingTime:NegligibleEnergySavings,PossiblyDeadly?".08Mar.2015.
ForbesMagazine,06Mar.2015.Web.
<http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomzeller/2015/03/06/daylightsavingstimenegligibleenergysavingspo
ssiblydeadly/>