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Playmaking Final - Elise Bragard
Playmaking Final - Elise Bragard
VOICEOVER: Thanks for having meagain. You know, people ask me, what makes
you so successful, so powerful? How do you stay on top, year after year? Its all
thanks to you gals and it all boils down to one simple sentence. Know! Your! Place!
Everyone! Know! Your! Place! Again! Louder! I cant hear you (hand cupped to
ear) Cmon ladies! You nag your husbands louder than that! Except for you spinsters,
of course. I guess you nag your cats. Ba-dum-dum! Am I right guys? Dont pussy out
on me now! You know I am! Alright, I wont make you admit it in front of the gals. After
all, they hold the keys to the magic kingdom, dont they? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
(loud groans and boos) Okay, calm down girls. No one like a shrew! Now on with
the show! (Music up as Patriarchy leads audience in Know Your Place!as he
exits the stage.)
Poem - The most beautiful thing about me #1
[Girls still in vertical line, frozen like dolls, no emotion:]
STEPH: The most beautiful thing about me is- (silence)
EMILY: The most beautiful thing about me is- (silence)
NYLA: The most beautiful thing about me is- (silence)
CELIA: The most beautiful thing about me is- (silence)
Blackout. WOMEN exit, except for CLARE and OLIVIA.
Scene - Mirror
[Two girls looking in mirror]
CLARE: You could be a model if you lost 30 pounds
OLIVIA: Leggings are not pants, I can see your vagina.
CLARE: You have such a pretty face, but
OLIVIA: Your hair is so beautiful, never cut it!
CLARE: Youre SO pretty if you just lost some weight.
Blackout.
Scene - Math Class At least youre pretty
Two chairs set up diagonally.
Over this movement piece, OLIVIA delivers monologue from the ground.
OLIVIA: I need to tell you that Im crumbling, and youre doing it to me. It was you who
built me and made me strong enough to hold on, to touch, to speak, to explain, to feel,
to love. But was it too much? Did I do something wrong? Have I said something? I dont
feel you there when I reach out any more, and every time I feel the empty space, a part
of me crumbles. And Im panicking. Im slipping back to the paranoia and insecurity that
was there before you and it feels like this vicious circle where your distance is causing
me to shrink but my shrinking is pushing you away. I know you werent going to be there
holding me forever but I thought you would wait until I was strong enough to stand on
my own. Were not finished. Im not ready. Im scared that once I am a pile of rubble it
will be so long before I ever have the strength to build myself again. Im crumbling, and
its you.
MICHELLE stands up. MASKED FIGURES come on and move STEPHANIE and
CLARE offstage. NYLA and RENATO walk on from either side, face the front as
if looking in the mirror, washing hands etc.
Scene - Restrooms
MICHELLE as androgynous individual walks into womens room
NYLA: Oh, dude, sorry, this is the womens room
MICHELLE walks into mens room.
RENATO: Lady, this is the mens room. Womens room is next door
MICHELLE steps forward and delivers:
Monologue - Ill keep reaching
MICHELLE: Freedom is an orb of light thats just beyond my fingertips. Ill keep
reaching. I long for the day when I can say free, free at last
MASKED FIGURES come on and move MICHELLE off stage.
Scene - Im done!
STEPH is sitting on chair, three MASKED FIGURES surround her. Without
speaking, they pick at her, while VOICEOVERS of men and women criticize
her, telling her how to improve herself. She tries to defend herself until finally
she cannot take it any longer and yells Im done! Im done! Im done!
MASKED FIGURES are blown off stage with the force of her words.
At the same time, on either side of this grouping, we have two MASKED
FIGURES, one pushing ADAIRE, the other pushing OLIVIA, towards center
stage. On the first Im done, OLIVIA and ADAIRE hold their hands up to the
MASKED FIGURES. On the second Im done they stand up and push the
MASKED FIGURES off stage. On the third Im done they turn back around
and look at each other and STEPH. Then all three of them say together with
determination:
ALL: Im done.
Poem - Voices of Empowerment
Song - Wonder, by Emelie Sand
As song begins, STEPH, OLIVIA and ADAIRE begin to see themselves anew, in
wonder of their own selves. One by one, WOMEN come on stage and deliver
their line.
>>>>>> Ideally would have had more lines from the Sexuality/Womanhood
prompt but was missing from Dropbox <<<<<<
EMILY: I like wearing skirts, makeup and form fitting clothes because I really feel
confident in how I want to represent myself.
SARAH: I no longer let men on the train scrunch me smaller in my seat. I push back
with my thigh cause Im not about that shit.
ADAIRE: I feel confident saying no to sex, and I can also flaunt it to get some when in
the mood, because a girl has needs!
MICHELLE: When I look at my graduate class, I am so delighted to see so many
women. Educated, smart, creative, caring, innovative, dont-fuck-with-me women.
NYLA: Every day I learn more and more about the woman I want to be and am
becoming and its completely against societal ground rules of what it means to be a
woman or lady like - I never liked that term lady like, I dont believe in it. Only
because I do the complete opposite of what societys rules say a lady should do.
STEPH: My short hair is fabulous, and anyone who says otherwise can step off. It does
not make me any less of a woman in any way, and I look great, and I dont have to deal
with knots in my hair, so...
CELIA: It feels like ordering food online. You know, that freedom to pick and choose at
your convenience, and even write down special instructions. You dont have to deal with
the other person at all, and they have to deal with your order.
Scene - Funny Women
CLARE facing front, SARAH hidden behind her. WOMEN (who are still all
onstage) turn to look at action.
VOICEOVER: Women arent funny, Tina Fey is only funny cause she acts like a guy
SARAH rises behind CLARE, goes in Stephs face with clares inner
monologue:
SARAH: Someone once told me women arent funny, and that Tina Fey is only funny
because she acts like a man! Well I would like to oh so kindly tell this person that A.
Tina Fey is a god. B. That the heat was such a funnier movie than This is the end
ever could be. (CLARE joins in first nervously, then with power) C. I partook in a
comedy show with only women, we sold out our show, had people standing to watch it.
And it went so well that we are having another show this semester! (CLARE on her own
now) D. Oh and go fuck yourself you jerk-off.
WOMEN cheer for CLARE.
Scene - On the T
CELIA, STEPHANIE, EMILY and MICHELLE as people on the T, holding on to
handle.
VOICEOVER: Next stop Boylston
STEPHANIE, EMILY and MICHELLE transform into human bubbles and
alternately Bwoop, Meep and Doodeloo while bumping into CELIA. After
a while, CELIA pops one bubble at a time and bubbles shrink after being
popped. Then they freeze.
CELIA: I reached a point of fed-upness and I will no longer allow men to dominate my
space on the train. I deserve every inch of that seat that barely fits my ass anyway and
no businessman who feels it necessary to display his dominance through that open leg
stance is going to squish me in. A simple excuse me usually does the trick, but if that
doesnt work I will go right on ahead and mimic his stance. Theres a little moment of joy
every time those flat front slacks close right up.
VOICEOVER: Entering Boylston
Everyone sheepishly grabs handles again. WOMEN onstage cheer for CELIA.
As the cheering dies down, WOMEN become reflective and gradually take out
pieces of paper and pens.
Poem - Letter to my 13 year old self:
MICHELLE: Dear Michelle
ADAIRE: Dear Younger Adaire
CELIA: Dear Celia (From future Celia)
OLIVIA: Hey Olivia!
Last image is everyone still, contemplating where their power comes from. At
peace.