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Groundhog Day Transcript
Groundhog Day Transcript
Groundhog Day Transcript
PREDICTIONS
sighs
[PHIL] RITA, I CANT STAY HERE.
[LARRY] PRIMA DONNA.
[RITA] CAN IT. WHATS THE MATTER?
[PHIL] I HATE THIS PLACE. I STAYED HERE TWO YEARS
AGO.
ITS A FLEABAG. IM NOT STAYING HERE.
[RITA] YOURE NOT STAYING HERE.
[PHIL] IM NOT?
[RITA] NO. LARRYS DROPPING ME OFF. I BOOKED YOU A
NICE BED AND BREAKFASTON CHERRY STREET.
[PHIL] GREAT. YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS IS ONE OF
THETRAITS OF A REALLY GOOD PRODUCER. KEEP THE
TALENT HAPPY.
[RITA] ANYTHING I CAN DO.
[PHIL] WOULD YOU HELP ME WITH MY PELVIC TILT?
[RITA] WITHIN REASON. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO
DINNER WITH LARRY AND ME?
[PHIL] NO, THANK YOU. I VE SEEN LARRY EAT. YOU GET
YOUR SLEEP. ILL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
[RITA] DONT BE LATE.
[LARRY] DID HE ACTUALLY CALL HIMSELF THE TALENT?
[RADIO] Then put your little hand in mine
[PHIL] MORNING.
[MAN] YOU OFF TO SEE THE GROUNDHOG?
[PHIL] YES, I AM.
[MAN] YOU THINK IT WILL BE AN EARLY SPRING?
[PHIL] IM PREDICTING MARCH 21.
[MAN] GOOD GUESS. I THINK THAT ACTUALLY IS THE
FIRST DAY OF SPRING.
[MRS.LANCASTER] DID YOU SLEEP WELL, MR.CONNORS?
[PHIL] I SLEPT ALONE, MRS.LANCASTER.
[MRS.LANCASTER] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?
[PHIL] IS THERE ANY POSSIBILITY OF GETTING AN
ESPRESSO OR CAPPUCCINO?
[MRS.LANCASTER] OHI REALLY DONT KNOW, UM
Phil whispering:HOW TO SPELLESPRESSO THIS
LOOKS FINE.
[MRS.LANCASTER] I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FESTIVITIES.
[PHIL] IM SURE IM GOING TO.
[MRS.LANCASTER] THERES TALK OF A BLIZZARO.
[PHIL] THAT BLIZZARO MIGHT BLOW RIGHT BY US.
ALL OF THIS MOISTURE COMING UP OUT OF THE SOUTH
WILLPROBABLY PUSH ON TO THE EAST OF US CRYSTALIZE,
AND GIVE US SOME SNOW. PROBABLY BE SOME
ACCUMULATION.
IS IT SNOWING IN SPACE?
DONT YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF A LINE
THAT YOU KEEP OPEN FOR EMERGENCIES
OR FOR CELEBRITIES?
IM BOTH. IM A CELEBRITY IN AN EMERGENCY. CAN YOU
PATCH ME THROUGH ON THAT LINE, PLEASE? ( thud )
COULD I HAVE ONE MORE OF THESE
WITH SOME BOOZE IN IT, PLEASE?
OOH, I LIKE IT HERE.
[RITA] PHIL, YOU GOING TO THE GROUNDHOG DINNER?
[PHIL] NO, I HAD GROUNDHOG FOR LUNCH.
WASNT BAD. TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. YOU TWO RUN
ALONG.
WOW, LARRY, LOOKING FOXY TONIGHT, MAN.
HEY, IS YOUR TROOP GOING TO BE SELLING COOKIES
AGAIN
THIS YEAR?
[LARRY] THATS SO FUNNY, PHIL.
[RITA] WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
[PHIL] UH I THINK IM GOING TO GO BACK TO MY ROOM
AND TAKE A HOT SHOWER AND MAYBE READ HUSTLER OR
SOMETHING.
[RITA] SUIT YOURSELF.
( yelling )
[PHIL] YO, MOM, ISNT THERE ANY HOT WATER?
[MRS.LANCASTER] OH, NO, THERE WOULDNT BE TODAY.
[PHIL] OF COURSE NOT. SILLY ME.
[MRS.LANCASTER] SWEET DREAMS.
[RADIO] **Then put your little hand in mine
Cause there aint no hill or mountain we cant climb Babe
I got you, babe
I got you, babe**
Deejay #1: Okay, campers, rise and shine!
And dont forget your booties, cause its cold out there!
Deejay #2: Its cold out there every day.
[PHIL] NICE GOING, BOYS.
YOURE PLAYING YESTERDAYS TAPE.
Deejay #1: with that blizzard thing.
Oh, that blizzard thing.
Oh, well, heres the report.
The National Weather Service
is calling for a big blizzard thing.
Yes, but theres another reason
why today is especially exciting.
Especially cold.
But the big question on everybodys lipsCHAPPED LIPS.
chapped lips.
Right. Do you think Phil will come out and see his shadow?
Punxsutawney Phil!
Thats right, woodchuck chuckers.
Both: Its Groundhog Day!
Get up and chuck that hog out there!
men snorting like hogs
[PHIL] WHAT THE HELL?
[MAN] MORNING! OFF TO SEE THE GROUNDHOG?
[PHIL] YEAH.
[MAN] THINK IT WELL BE AN EARLY SPRING?
[PHIL] DIDNT WE DO THIS YESTERDAY?
[MAN] I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.screams
[PHIL] DONT MESS WITH ME, PORK CHOP. WHAT DAY IS
THIS?
[MAN] ITS FEBRUARY 2, GROUNDHOG DAY.
[PHIL] YEAH. SORRY. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS
YESTERDAY.
[MAN] OH.
(nervous laughter)
[MRS. LANCASTER] DID YOU SLEEP WELL, MR. CONNORS?
[PHIL] DID I SLEEP WELL?
[MRS. LANCASTER] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CDFFEE?
WORK-RELATED?
[Larry] HEY
[PHIL] ITS A CREATIVE MEETING.
[RITA] WEVE GOT WORK TO DO.
[PHIL] IVE ALREADY DONE IT TWICE.
WHEN YOU GET FINISHED, MEET ME IN THE DINER.
[RITA] PHIL
[LARRY] WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?
[RITA] I DONT KNOW.
[LARRY] PRIMA DONNAS.
[WAITRESS] MORE COFFEE, HON?
[RITA] JUST A CHECK, PLEASE.
THESE STICKY BUNS ARE JUST HEAVEN.
[WAITRESS] ARENT THEY?
(loud clattering)
[Gus] REAL NICE.
JUST PUT THAT ANYWHERE, PAL, YEAH.
[Ralph] GOOD SAVE.
[RITA] OKAY, NOW TELL ME WHY YOURE TOO SICK TO
WORK.
[PHIL] RITA, IM RELIVING THE SAME DAY OVER AND
OVER. GROUNDHOG DAY, TODAY.
[RITA] OKAY, IM WAITING FOR THE PUNCH LINE.
[PHIL] SO
WHAT DO I DO?
[PSYCHIATRIST] I THINK WE SHOULD MEET AGAIN.
HOWS TOMORROW FOR YOU?
IS THAT NOT GOOD?
[PHIL] I WAS IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS ONCE.
I MET A GIRL, WE ATE LOBSTER, DRANK PINA COLADAS.
AT SUNSET, WE MADE LOVE LIKE SEA OTTERS.
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD DAY.
WHY COULDNT I GET THAT DAY OVER AND OVER AND
OVER?
[GUS] YOU KNOW, SOME GUYS WOULD LOOK AT THIS
GLASS AND SAY, THAT GLASS IS HALF-EMPTY.
OTHER GUYS WOULD SAY THAT GLASS IS HALF-FULL.
I PEG YOU AS A GLASS IS HALF-EMPTY KIND OF GUY.
AM I RIGHT?
[PHIL] WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE STUCK IN ONE
PLACE AND EVERY DAY WAS EXACTLY THE SAME.
AND NOTHING THAT YOU DID MATTERED?
[RALPH] THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP FOR ME.
[RALPH] GOOD LUCK.
ILL DROP YOU OFF.
THIS THING STICKS A LITTLE BIT.
A DOG BARKS.
(dog barking)
CUE THE TRUCK.
EXIT HERMAN.
WALK INTO THE BANK.
EXIT FELIX AND STAND THERE.
WITH A NOT-SO-BRIGHT LOOK ON YOU FACE
ALL RIGHT, DORIS.
COME ON.
FIX YOUR BAR, HONEY.
THATS BETTER.
FELIX.
HOW YOU DOING, DORIS?
CAN I HAVE A ROLL OF QUARTERS?
TEN
NINE
EIGHT
CAR
SIX
FIVE
QUARTERS
THREE
TWO
ON IT.
[PHIL] WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT. CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
[RITA] OKAY.
[PHIL] SWEET VERMOUTH, ROCKS, WITH A TWIST, PLEASE.
[BARTENDER] FOR YOU, MISS?
[RITA] THE SAME. THAT MY FAVORITE DRINK.
[PHIL] MINE TOO.
[PHIL] IT ALWAYS MAKES ME THINK OF ROME
THE WAY THE SUN HITS THE BUILDINGS IN THE
AFTERNOON.
[RITA] OH WHAT SHOULD WE DRINK TO?
[PHIL] TO THE GROUNDFOG.
[RITA] I ALWAYS DRINK TO THE WORLD PEACE
Phil & Rita Take 3
[PHIL] CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
[RITA] OKAY.
[PHIL] SWEET VERMOUTH, ROCKS, WITH A TWIST, PLEASE.
[BARTENDER] FOR YOU, MISS?
[RITA] THE SAME. THAT MY FAVORITE DRINK.
[PHIL] MINE TOO.
[PHIL] IT ALWAYS MAKES ME THINKS OF ROME
THE WAY THE SUN HITS THE BUILDINGS IN THE
AFTERNOON.
[PHIL] WHAT?
[RITA] IM JUST AMAZED. AND IM NOT EASILY AMAZED.
[PHIL] ABOUT WHAT?
[RITA] HOW YOU CAN START A DAY WITH ONE KIND OF
EXPECTATION AND END UP SO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
[PHIL] WELL, DO YOU LIKE THE WAY THIS DAY IS TURNING
OUT?
[RITA] I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.ITS A PERFECT DAY.
YOU COULDNT HAVE PLANNED A DAY LIKE THIS.
[PHIL] WELL, YOU CAN. IT JUST TAKES AN AWFUL LOT OF
WORK.COME ON IN. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
[RITA] I DONT THINK I SHOULD.
[PHIL] I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD, EITHER.
IM GOING TO SHOW YOU THIS ONE THING
AND KICK YOU RIGHT OUT.
[RITA] ITS JUST LOVELY.
[PHIL] WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT AND STARE AT THE FAKE
FIRE?
[RITA] OKAY. ITS REALLY A WONDERFUL ROOM.
[PHIL] IT IS NOW.
[RITA] I DONT KNOW, PHIL. I DONT THINK WE SHOULD DO
THIS.
[PHIL] I DONT, EITHER.
HER BROTHER-IN-LAW
OWNS THIS DINER.
SHES WORKED HERE SINCE SHE WAS 17.
MORE THAN ANYTHING
SHE WANTS TO SEE PARIS BEFORE SHE DIES.
[DORIS] OH, BOY, WOULD I.
[PHIL] THIS IS DEBBIE KLEISER AND HER FIANCEE.
[DEBBIE] DO I KNOW YOU?
[PHIL] THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING MARRIED
TODAY
BUT DEBBIE IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTIS.
[DEBBIES FIANCEE] WHAT? !
[RITA] LOVELY RING.
[PHIL] THIS IS BELL.
HES BEEN A WAITER SINCE HE LEFT PENN STATE. HE
LIKES THE TOWN, HE PAINTS TOY SOLDIERS AND HES
GAY.
[BILL] I AM.
[PHIL] THIS IS GUS.
HE WISHES HE STAYED IN THE NAVY.
[GUS] I COULD HAVE RETIRED ON HALF-PAY AFTER 20
YEARS.
[RITA] IS THIS SOME TRICK?
whistles tunelessly
whistles tunelessly
laughs
BE THE HAT, COME ON, GO.
BE THE HAT.
[RITA] IT WOULD TAKE ME A YEAR TO GET GOOD AT THIS.
[PHIL] NO. SIX MONTHS, FIVE HOURS A DAY AND YOUD BE
AN EXPERT.
[RITA] IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WITH ETERNITY?
[PHIL] NOW YOU KNOW.
THATS NOT THE WORST PART.
[RITA] WHATS THE WORST PART?
[PHIL] THE WORST PART IS THAT
TOMORROW, YOU WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT
THIS AND YOULL TREAT ME LIKE A JERK AGAIN.
[RITA] NO!
[PHIL] ITS ALL RIGHT. I AM A JERK.
[RITA] NO, YOURE NOT.
[PHIL] IT DOESNT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
IVE KILLED MYSELF SO MANY TIMES
I DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE.
[RITA] WELL, SOMETIMES, I WISH I HAD A THOUSAND
LIFETIMES. I DONT KNOW, PHIL.
[PHIL] LARRY?
SKIM MILK, TWO SUGAR.
[LARRY] YEAH. THANKS, PHIL.
[PHIL] PASTRY?
[RITA] NO, WERE SETTING UP.
[PHIL] PASTRY, LARRY? TAKE YOUR PICK.
[LARRY] THANKS, PHIL.
RASPBERRY. GREAT.
[PHIL] I WAS TALKING WITH BUSTER GREEN, THE HEAD
GROUNDHOG HONCHO. IF WE SET UP OVER HERE, WE
MIGHT GET A BETTER SHOT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[RITA] SOUNDS GOOD.
[PHIL] LARRY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[LARRY] YEAH, LETS GO FOR IT.
[RITA] GOOD WORK, PHIL.
[PHIL] MAYBE WELL GET LUCKY.
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THE HEAVE STUFF.
NO, NO, NO. YOU GOT YOUR COFFEE.
ILL GET IT.
[PHIL] WE NEVER TALK, LARRY.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
[PIANO TEACHER] YES?
(OLD WOMEN)
WHO IS THAT?
MUST BE FROM THE MOTOR CLUB.
[WOMAN] OH, MY GOD, HE IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
DO SOMETHING.
AN AMBULANCE, A LAWYER, ANYTHING.
OH, MY GOD.
(gasping)
[PHIL] I THINK THAT DID IT.
(panting)
IF YOURE GOING TO EAT STEAK
GET SOME SHARPER TEETH, ALL RIGHT? ENJOY YOUR
MEAL.
[WOMAN] OH, THANK YOU.
[MAN] WHO WAS THAT? IM FINE.
[WOMAN] ARE YOU SURE?
[MAN] OH, YES.
EAT, EAT, EAT.
Larry: PEOPLE JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS
INVOLVED IN THIS. THIS IS AN ART FORM.
YOU KNOW, I THINK MOST PEOPLE JUST THINK
I HOLD THE CAMERA AND POINT IT AT STUFF
BUT THERE IS A LOT MORE TO IT THAN JUST THAT.
QUESTIONS ASKED!
I DONT WANT TO KNOW, AS LONG AS ITS LEGAL. SO GET
OUT YOUR POCKETBOOKS.
AND REMEMBER, ITS ALL FOR CHARITY.
[DORIS] PHIL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?
GO ON, GET UP THERE.
I GOT TEN BUCKS THAT SAYS YOURE MINE.
HEY, BUSTER, I GOT YOUR FIRST VICTIM.
[BUSTER] PHIL CONNORS, COME ON UP HERE.
( band playing fanfare )
ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHAT AM I BID FOR THIS FINE
SPECIMEN?
[OLD WOMAN] FIVE DOLLARS.
[BUSTER] THE BIDDING HAS BEGUN AT FIVE DOLLARS.
[NANCY] TEN DOLLARS.
[DORIS] FIFTEEN.
[NANCY] TWENTY.
[DORIS] TWENTY-FIVE.
[NANCY] THIRTY.
[DORIS] THIRTY-FIVE.
[NANCY] FORTY.
[DORIS] FORTY-FIVE.
[NANCY] FIFTY.
[DORIS] FIFTY-FIVE!
[NANCY] SIXTY.
[BUSTER] IM BID 60. DO I HEAR MORE?
[RITA] 339.88.
( crowd gasping )
( applause )
[BUSTER] I DONT THINK.
WERE GOING TO ACCEPT ANY MORE BIDS.
I THINK THATS SOLD TO THE LITTLE LADY FOR 339.88.
( hammer pounds )
[BUSTER] CONGRATULATIONS.
Buster: OKAY, BACHELORS, WHOS NEXT?
( burlesque drumbeat plays )
ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHAT AM I BID FOR THISGUY? DO I
HEAR A BUCK AND A HALF?
ANYBODY?
75 CENTS?
[OLD WOMAN] I BID TWO BITS!
[BUSTER] SOLD TO THE LADY FOR 25 CENTS.
[OLD WOMAN] I GOT HIM! OH!
[NED] PHIL? PHIL CONNORS?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
THEYRE GONE.
THEYRE ALL GONE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
[RITA] NO. WHAT?
[PHIL] TODAY IS TOMORROW.
IT HAPPENED.
YOURE HERE.
[RITA] IM HERE.
OOH, PHIL, WHY WERENT YOU LIKE THIS LAST NIGHT?
YOU JUST FEEL ASLEEP.
[PHIL] IT WAS THE END OF A VERY LONG DAY.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU TODAY?
[RITA] IM SURE I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING.
Phil: ITS SO BEAUTIFUL.
LETS LIVE HERE.
WELL RENT TO START.
** WHAT A DAY THIS HAS BEEN
WHAT A RARE MOOD IM IN
WHY, ITS ALMOST LIKE BEING IN LOVE
THERES A SMILE ON MY FACE
FOR THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE
WHY, ITS ALMOST LIKE BEING IN LOVE
ALL THE MUSIC OF LIFE SEEMS TO BE