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Eriswerks Newsletter March 2, 1999
Eriswerks Newsletter March 2, 1999
chirp.
With such opposite views
on such an important matter,
the two leaders of the
ABMTAC were sure to lock
horns. Political analysts and
other layabouts opined that
? is a production of the
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel
Agency Cabal. We at the ABMTAC
have a sneaking suspicion that
there are far more (self-proclaimed) Discordians out there
than most people think. This
newsletter is intended to provide Discordians with the knowledge that yes, there really are
more of us, and that yes, we really Do Stuff. We hope that it also
serves as a means of contacting
fellow Discordians. Were also
kinda hoping that its fun to read.
principia6@catholic.org
The net is currently the only
reliable way to contact us, as we
are frequently out of the country doing various and sundry
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Hey Bobo! I know Im not alone when I say that this whole Clinton
scandal thingie is confusing the hell out of me. One side says its all
Clintons fault and he should be impeached. Another side says that its a
vast right-wing conspiracy set on discrediting the president. Youre a
pretty happening guy, can you tell me whose fault all this really is?
-Chandrasekr Snodgrass, Boise Idaho
Well Chandrasekr, I think we all have to ask ourselves: whats
wrong with Clinton sleeping around with a few sluts if he wants too? I
think the only ones who are to blame here are the American people. By
their pathological phobia of their own sexuality they have forced a man
to lie in order to protect his livelihood. Theyd prefer to force people to
conform to their own unnatural standards rather than take a look at thier
own desires. Hell, this whole thing has raised my opinion of Clinton! Just
look how long hes been sleeping around without alerting the watchdogs
of morality. The American people deserve everything they get, and Ill
be laughing when theyre the first against the wall when the revolution
comes.
December
1998
DOH!
December
1998
WHEN
RULED
by Madog Velkor
. . . .
THE EARTH
December
1998
The people at catholic.org run a webmail service similar to that of Hotmail that is intended for Catholics. Being one of the first to discover this,
naturally I signed myself up for the email address thepope@catholic.org. Recently my beloved email address was deleted, and I wrote a quite
carefully worded letter of inquiry. The exchange between myself and the webmaster of catholic.org follows; my stuff is italicized, his isnt.
- Jaden
I cannot log into my catholic.org webmail account, presumably because it was canceled. My user ID was
thepope, so I can see how someone there might have found it offensive. My intent in using that
username was merely to have a novel email address that would be easy to remember; I certainly didnt
mean to offend anyone. At any rate, I received no warning that it would be deleted, and so I have lost
several pieces of email stored on the catholic.org server that are very important to me. Is there any
way that I could be allowed access to my inbox for one more day, so that I might save those emails
locally?
If, and only if, you answer this correctly:
1) where should one look to find a godess?
2) what would her name be (greek AND roman)?
3) what must one do on a friday?
4) if you were to write a book about this, what would be its title?
-Earle
[email address deleted]
Catholic Online (805) 869-1000
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December
1998
by Mephistopheles F. Jones
Reporter
December
1998
ABMTAC
holds mock
Y2K riots
Ever looking to the future, the Ambrose
Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
recently held an invitation-only mock riot to
assess the ramifications of widespread
mayhem on the eve of the millenium. At
right, drunken rioters stumble toward the
buffet line.
Protective gear should be worn to reduce the chance of injury due to brutal
police beating. Those planning to be on-planet as the new millenium is rung in
are advised to stock up on milk. as ABMTAC analysts predict that a milk
shortage will be the factor which instigates 87% of all Y2K riots.
December
1998