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Dog and cat enter local go-kart race!
It was just a normal day in Sacramento,
California, as the residents of North
County Park were planning the 7th annual
Go-Kart Race. While everyone was
working, a white and brown bulldog
walked up with a small kitten and asked
if they could be a part of the race. It was
very unusual, said Kyle, head of the
go-kart company. The next day, the
contestants lined up at the starting line.
Then, after the shoot of the gun, the race
was on. After 1 hour of driving, the pets won! People
should not take dogs for a walk; dogs should give their
owners a ride!

HEY!
Bathing suits are
off at:
Water Mania

WEATHER!
76
degrees
CLOUDY

With a chance
of
Cake?!?!?!

JOKE OF THE
DAY
What do you call a
bungee-jumping cow?

World Poll!
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni..43
%

A
Cheese..5 MILKSHAKE!!!!
7%

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