GAllOWS HUMOR

SHELLY GARTNER

CARRIE ROBBINS

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end
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DAY,

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it's

lows

you where the tum - or

hum

or

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BIT

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DUST.

SNAKES.

THEN CAME BACK FOR

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to his in - ev - it - ab - le
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RU - BY

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FED THEM WELL

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health

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or

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hum C7

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RU - BY WAS

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EV' - RY - ONE SIGHED

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DEATH

WE

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CANT

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draw

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fries"

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lows

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as he march - es

a - lone

was sen

tenced to

where

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he'd

be - fore

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mis - ter french quipped

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plugged

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mise

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ITS

james french a kil - ler

last breath

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back to 2-feel

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SQUEEZED BY

they

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MEND.

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death

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DIED;

BUT THEY SAID AT

LEAST

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SNAKE.

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WHEN THEY HEARD HOW SHE

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to - mor - row french

hum

or

to his in - ev - it - ab - le

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end
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E/B
loni

D/A
loni

"and a dash of the droll"

pat - ient's croak - ing

E/B
loni

carrie

blood

ooz - ing

gig - gle or

quite

leak - ing

aim
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to

B/A

a - mus - ing

to - night we keep
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em - pir - i - cal

a - muse

play the code blues

rit.

so

pus that's

it strict - ly

the gal - lows

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bluesy

gal

staff

is

F/C

jok - ing
G/D

fun - ny to

us

lyr - i - cal

bring on the play - ers

B/A

rig
B7/A

carrie

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G/F

(play in sixths)

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al - ways true and med - ic' ly

A/G

F/C

two

carrie

D7

con - tract- ed sprue?worth a

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G/D

G/F

D7

("three hundred souls")

(second time as written)

G/D

G(2)

D7

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underscore

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second time play in major (should align with
"lives saved")

D7

lows

hum

but

we

or

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man's
B/B

best

beats out

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as he

the time

(heartbeat sound)

E/B E/B

march - es

friend

D/B

long

to

B7

dan - ces a
C/B

jig

B6

in

as he

as he sounds out

F/B

his

3
3
3

the rhyme as he heels to the

A/B A/B

D/B

B/B

ev - it - ab - le

line

end
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as he