Little Red Riding Hood

JUDGE: Good morning, I have logged on. Everyone can take a seat, and speak
the defense.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: My client is innocent, there is no evidence against him,
with a face of evil is another matter.
JUDGE: That passes grandmother to testify and speak the prosecuting attorney.
(The grandmother sits on the bank of witnesses)
ACCUSER ATTORNEY: Where were you when this happened? (Grandma asks)
GRANDMA: in my house hiding perverted Wolf.
ACCUSER ATTORNEY: yes, you were hidden; the one who had contact with the
wolf was the little red riding hood.
LRR: I'm innocent! (Screaming)
GRANDMA: Yes, she is innocent, we are all innocent, and let's go right now!
(It is a riot)
JUDGE: silence in the room!
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Judge is my turn, order the police get my client wives.
JUDGE: Mr. Policeman, and heard.
POLICE: Sir, but this lady isnt right in the head, kicked me when I stopped her.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: objection! (Shouts)
JUDGE: order in the court.
(Police brings little red riding hood)
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Little red riding hood, you killed the wolf?
LRR: I'm a candid girl, incapable of committing a crime.

JUDGE: Grandma, can you tell us from who distrust?

GRANDMA: (crying) Was me! Was me! No longer blame my granddaughter more
(All caught)
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Why did it? In his defense, is that no clear grandmother?
GRANDMA: In my defense of course! Because the wolf wanted to rape me.
(Everyone laughs)

THE END