Car Insurance

By
Donagh Humphreys

donaghmark@gmail.com
083-4279596

INT. SPECIFIC INSURANCE HEAD OFFICE - DAY

A YOUNG LADY, 27, dressed in a skirt and blouse,
professional, friendly and plain greets a MAN, 29,
moustache, jeans and a suede jacket with patches on the
elbow. He limps as he walks.
They shake hands and smile, he sits.
LADY
Welcome to Specific Insurance. I
understand youre looking to switch
your car insurance policy to us?
MAN
Well the advertisement campaign
really sold me!
LADY
Well we have gone over your profile
and your quote is 643 euro.
MAN
But Im exactly who you described
in your ad?
LADY
Excuse me?
MAN
You say in your ad, car insurance
from as little as 237 euro.
LADY
Yes but terms and conditions apply.
MAN
But you ad says car insurance from
237 euro. Based on a 29 year old
male, left handed, history teacher,
with no penalty points, from
Wexford, driving a 07, 1.2 litre,
purple Toyata Yaris, with a pine
air freshener, blue eyes, a
moustache, a side parting, wearing
a suede jacket with patches on the
elbow who listens to Phil Collins.
He holds up a Best of Phil collins C.D.
The lady smiles assuredly.

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2.

LADY
Ah I see what happened here... Em,
whats your favourite colour?
MAN
Green?
LADY
No the man that the ad is based on,
his was blue. So, yeah. Anyway,
fire, theft, third party for you
starts at...
FADE TO BLACK.