Get off my Land - Script

*Bird calls* while UK FILM COUNCIL AND SCREEN SOUTH appears

*Bird calls* with muddy feet exhausting breathing is heard

Silent introduction for GET OFF MY LAND

Rattling fence,
Man: bit wobbly
Women: *sigh*
*sound of driving vehicle approaching*
Old man: Im afraid this is private land
Man: *sighs*
Women: sorry I thought this was a public footpath
Old man: sarcastic no *shaking head*
Women: Im sure it said this was a public footpath
Old man: there are two public footpaths across my land and Im
afraid this is not one of them, as Im sure you know, the law allows
you across private land, but only on a public footpath
Women: come on *shoves man*
Man: where not harming anyone, are we? *shaking head* ay.
What makes it your land anyway...
Old man: it, erm belonged to my father
Man: who did he get it off?
Old man: been in my family for generations
Man: whod they get it off?
Old man: well they probably bought it
Man: whod they buy it off?
Old man: the previous owner I imagine
Man: and before that x3
Old man: somebody probably fought for it
Man: *unzips coat* alright, *takes off coat* ill fight you for it.
*hands coat to women*
Women: what?
Man: *in old mans face* ill fight you for it

Old man: *creepy smirk and walks away*

Man: *laughs* moral hypocrisy, of the land owning upper classes
*puts coat back on* what? WHAT? *sighs*
Old man: OKAY, lets fight for it
Women: l l l look where going, no, where going, where going

*BANG*
*MAN DIES*
*Old man walks off with her gun in hand*

Women: *whimpering and crying* - Louder and louder

*ANOTHER BANG* *BIRDS FLY OUT*

Old man: *walks off* *leans on car, and looks at couple* You
know what? Ive got a feeling this is a public footpath