The match was beginning.

On one side stood Ashe, Heimerdinger, Cho’Gath and

Ramus. On the other stood Master Yi, Pantheon, Malfight and Gangplank, readying for
the greatest battle of their lives. Or so they thought as purchased their items from the
merchants at the opposing ends, readying themselves for the most epic battle they would
ever know.
=====================TheUb3rL3g3nd presents=====================
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: A MATCH TO REMEMBER
Part 1: Pre-Battle

Gangplank wanted the Rod of Ages. And it wasn’t a mere “want” of his. It was a
need, a necessity if he was going to have a 3:1 KDR this round.
“Rod of Ages? That’ll be 5000 gold,” said the pig-like merchant. “Heh, looks like you
ain’t got enough. Come back later once you got enough, ‘kay?”
But Gangplank would not take no for an answer. “What? I am Gangplank, the fury of the
seas. How DARE you, thinking that you could swindle me out of the Rod of Ages!”
But the merchant had seen this behavior before. “Sorry pal, but no dice. Unless you want
to destroy your dignity….” Gankplank turned around. He had no dignity left, and this
would be an easy way to get the Rod of Ages that he so desired. “What was that? What
should I do?”
“You must…” the merchant said, delaying his words, “gives me a blowjob.”
At first, Gangplank was shocked. Never before had he sucked someone’s cock before.
But if he wanted that Rod of Ages…. “Fine,” Gangplank replied, “I’ll do it. I’ll suck your
cock.”
The merchant smiled with glee. The merchant unzipped his pants and revealed his fat,
massive penis to Gangplank. “Suck it,” he ordered. “Suck it hard and good.”
And so the blowjob began. It was slow at first, as Gangplank’s mouth was not used to the
taste of a big, fat penis inside of it. But as Gangplank started sucking on it like some
cheap whore, he started enjoying it. It felt good as he bobbed his head up in down, feeling
the vibrations of the cock inside of his mouth. After about 2 minutes of sucking,
Gangplank could feel the merchant’s dick ready to cum. He increased the speed of which
he was sucking at, and soon he was going incredibly fast.
Then the merchant climaxed. It was explosive, and Gangplank felt semen go everywhere
inside of his mouth. Some of it made its way down his throat, but most of it was stuck
down his throat.
It was exhilarating. Gangplank removed the penis from his mouth and stood up, waiting
for his Rod of Ages. “Well,” said the merchant, “that was an amazing blowjob. Here you
go.” The merchant gave Gangplank the Rod of Ages, and Gangplank put it in his
inventory, and went off to the battle raging at hand.
Back at the item shop, the merchant sat back in his chair. He had just had one of the best
blowjobs of his entire life. He knew Gangplank would go pretty far as a male prostitute,
and perhaps maybe even in gay porn. But the time was not right for Gangplank to enter in
the porn industry. He needed to win this battle.

Part 2: Top
Heimerdinger had his turrets set up and ready to go. Minute after minute, minions
came and were slaughtered by these rampaging weapons of destruction. Soon, Ramus and
Heimerdinger were attacking the turret that laid in front of them, their enemies turret.
Ramus and Heimerdinger attacked the turret, hitting it and hitting it until the turret
was destroyed. Now, all they had to do was hit the turret by their base and they would be
all set to win the match. But before they could do this, a level 17 Malfight arrived, buffed
out after destroying anything that laid in the forest (Heimerdinger was level 10 and
Ramus was level 9). Ramus began to panic, as they were both going to be screwed. But,
fortunately for Ramus, his Teleport spell was ready for use. Ramus escaped to Bot, being
safe from any attacks from the Malfight.
But such was not the case with Heimerdinger. His Teleport spell still had another
30 seconds of cooldown, which was not enough until the Malfight killed him.
Heimerdinger set his turrets up, hoping for anything to at least wound Malfight into
retreating. But Malfight continued on his way, thirsting for Heimerdinger.
“HEIMERDINGER!” roared Malfight. “I MUST FUCK YOUR ASS.”
“I…what?” replied the confused Heimderdinger. “Why must you fuck my ass?”
“BECAUSE YOU ARE SMALLER THEN ME, AND MUST BE FUCKED…BY ME”
replied the boasting Malfight. Soon, he moved in towards the panicked Heimderdinger,
who was attempting to flee. “THERE SHALL BE NO ESCAPE FOR YOU” roared
Malfight as he grabbed Heimderdinger by his hair and took off his pants. “NOW, YOU
SHALL BE FUCKED IN THE ASS.” Malfight revealed his massive penis and shoved it
into Heimerdinger’s small rectum.
The result was horrifying. Heimerdinger screamed for help as Malfight raped him,
crusing his weak, pathetic little body with his massive penis. Eventually the thrusting
became so bad that Heimerdinger’s rectum was bleeding open and was about to break
open. And then it did. Soon, Heimerdinger couldn’t withstand Malfight’s dick anymore,
but Malfight was not done. He still had to unleash his ultimate climax on Heimerdinger.
“NOW,” roared the mighty Malfight, “FEEL MY CUM.” Malfight climaxed into
Heimerdinger’s now-bleeding anus, with a resulting explosion that caused Heimerdinger
to fly off of Malfight’s dick and land onto the ground in a broken, bloody mess. And
Heimerdinger died, and would not respawn for another two minutes.
“Heh” grunted Malfight. “He just couldn’t handle me.” Malfight walked over to where
Heimerdinger’s dead body was. Then he kicked it into the other team’s turret, and it
exploded into a firey ball of flame. Now the battle was heating up.

Part 3: Mid
Master Yi and Gangplank were fighting a desparate battle in the middle of the map.
Ashe and Cho’Gath were destroying their offensive minions, but when they moved to
attack, the defense rose up and attacked them. Heimerdinger, Ramus, Malfight and
Pantheon were all distracted with the other areas on the map and couldn’t help in the
raging battle. Things took a turn for the worst when Gangplank recalled, fleeing in terror
to the bottom where he saw Pantheon attempting to make his way up across the bottom of
the map.
“I shall see you again, Yi,” said Gangplank as he teleported. “Win this fight.”
With those strong words, Master Yi gained a new level of confidence and rose up to fight
Cho’Gath and Ashe.
Yi went for Cho’Gath first, slicing and dicing across Cho’Gath’s thick skin.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Cho’Gath as Master Yi stabbed his way
through Cho’Gaths thick hide. “I AM WOUNDED. I MUST RETURN TO BASE. BUT
I WILL SLAY YOU, YI. I SHAL SLAY YOU!” Cho’Gath recalled his way back to
base, right before Master Yi could finish him off.
All that stood before Yi was Ashe. Ashe was torn and damaged, her breasts almost
revealed to Master Yi. Suddenly, Master Yi had a massive boner and was finding it hard
to concentrate on Ashe when her massive tits were in the way.
“…What are you staring at?” Asked the confused Ashe. “Are you gonna fight or not?”
“…Nothing, nothing at all.” Said Master Yi. “Only your dead body.” As he finished
saying this, he ran over to Ashe and slashed her across her body, damaging her armor and
slaying her.
Master Yi approached the fallen Ashe. The sword strike where he had cut her had left a
massive gash upon her armor. She appeared unconscious for the time being, but would be
brought back to life soon enough.
All the in the world for what Master Yi wanted to do.
Due to the intense fight between the two, Ashe's armor was easy to slip off. Soon, she lay
there naked as the sun shined across her massive tits. She was still unconscious, unable to
know what was going to happen to her.
And even if she wanted to, it was too late. Master Yi took off his pants, revealing his
massive dick to the world. It was quite big.
With Ashe naked and unconscious, Yi was ready to strike and jammed his massive cock
up Ashe's vag.
The thrusting began. It was slow at first, like a machine. Yi's junk felt incredible inside of
Ashe. He started thrusting faster and faster and started feeling the urge to cum. Ashe's tits
were bobbing up and down in a repeat fasion. Yi grabbed onto them, felt their smooth
textures and thrusted faster then ever before.
Then he felt it. He came. He came so hard, so fast, so incredibly unlike any other moment
in his life. He had tears from the greatness of the orgasm.
And then he was done. The climax was so powerful he had no power left to fuck. He
pulled out of Ashe's vag and put on his pants again. He was ready to join the fight. And
kick Ashe’s raped, dead body into her own turret, causing her turret to explode.
A couple of seconds later, Ashe woke up at home base. She was somewhat confused. She
felt as if someone had done something to her. But no matter. She had to get some buffs
and get Infinity's Edge.
The effects of that day would not be known for years.

Part 4: Bot
Pantheon made his way across the bottom of the map. So far, he was succeeding.
Malfight was stuck with Ramus and Heimerdinger and Ashe and Cho’Gath were battling
Gangplank and Master Yi, so he could go by unnoticed, getting all the buffs in the forest.
By the time he came out, he was a powerful man, strong enough to destroy a turret by
himself. But as he was going to the turret, he didn’t take care to notice the Ramus that
was going to sneak up behind him.
And even if he did, he was too late. Ramus transformed into a giant penis and blasted his
way into Pantheon’s massive ass. The result of the explosion of Ramus inserting himself
into Pantheon caused him to fall over in absolute pain. Not only was the turret damaging
him, but the minions were and he was being raped by a champion that looked and was a
penis. Pantheon screamed in pain for help, for someone to help him, but it was useless.
He was going to die. While being raped. As Ramus thrusted his way incredibly hard into
Pantheon, Ramus moaned incredibly loud as he ejaculated into Ramus. It was so fast that
the cum bursted through Pantheon’s ass and into his digestive system, causing horrible
amounts of internal bleeding inside of Pantheon. He screamed horribly loud, in pure pain
unlike anything he had ever imagined.
As Ramus stood up, he realized he had another load to blow off. He turned Pantheon
around, and as Pantheon experienced the last few minutes of his life, he saw Ramus
ejaculate onto his face. And then he closed his eyes.
Ramus looked at the dead body and smiled with great glee. He had just had a great
fucking, even if it was incredibly fast and tepid. Done with the body, he kicked it into the
enemies turret and it exploded.
Meanwhile, Gangplank teleported just in time to see the turret explode. “Holy shit,” he
gasped, “What the hell happened here?”
Ramus turned around and replied, “The part where we win the game.”

Part 5: Invasion of the base.

With two of their turrets gone, Ramus and Gangplank easily broke into the enemy base.
Master Yi joined them, and Heimerdinger teleported in time to join in the raid. With only
Cho’Gath left at the base, it was easy to destroy the turrets and leave only the Nexus.
Although Cho’Gath tried to fight back, the super minions were no match for him as they
found the holes in this body and penetrated them with their dicks. Cho’Gath screamed as
cum burst into every part of his body, and died a raped death.
Malfight, Ashe and Pantheon eventually made their way to the base. But the enemy team
were back, ready to haul ass. Heimerdinger built turrets inside of Malfight’s mouth, but
instead of normal energy beams they shot cum that sank down inside of Malfight’s
mouth. Ashe didn’t do anything but was incredibly horny, and wanted someone’s
massive cock. She found Master Yi and raped him, enjoying every minute of his massive
cock. “Oh yes Yi…fuck me with your massive penis…cum inside of me oh yes…”
moaned Ashe, and she came rapidly hard, harder then she ever had in her life. Yet for
some reason she felt like this dick had been inside of her before….
Pantheon attempted to slay Ramus and get his revenge for all the cum that resided inside
of his mouth, but it was all for naught, as the massive penis that was a champion in
disguise confused poor Pantheon, who was used to his enemies being human. This wasn’t
thought out very well, but I’m tired.
Finally, Ramus and his team made it to the Nexus, and absolutely destroyed it. As it
exploded, the enemy team stood in shock, as the enemy team they were expecting to
rape-both physically and verbally-were raped themselves. The match was over.
Heimerdinger collapsed from his wounds after his rectum got raped horribly.
“Please…tell me...that we won….” Gasped Heimerdinger as he passed away, away into
oblivion. But the match was over now, and Master Yi, Gangplank and Ramus couldn’t
bother with buying the dead Himerdinger. They had to become the legends of this place,
and join the League of Legends.
6. Epilogue
Ashe could hardly breath as the baby came out of her vagina. It was painful, brutal and a
heart-wrenching experience. But it was going to come out whether she liked it or not, and
when the saw the head pop out of her, she screamed horribly and the baby came out, and
was born.
“It’s a boy,” said the woman standing by her. “What’s his name?”
Ashe had to catch her breath after the shock of the afterbirth. “His…name……is Yi.
Yi….”

-END OF THE MATCH TO REMEMBER