Minutes 11/21/2005

• 7:00pm- the jew has arrived and chapter may commence; lehiam!
• The ladies of Zeta Tau Alpha have taken the liberty of showing their appreciation
in regards to our cooperation in “Mr. Think Pink” by personally thanking all of us
brothers of Alpha Sigma Fraternity. The food court is still thataway.
• Roots concert is going on as scheduled.
• Apparently tsunami’s last year claimed the lives of 5 jewish clowns and some sort
of organization has been started. Steve, if you’re interested, go head wit it.
• IFC meeting next Tue. 29th @ SigmaChi.
• 7:06pm- the Midwestern Jihad shows up. Chapter can still go on.
• Pledges, Bijan, Adam, and Los have to start signing up for Burn’s Camp which
will take place January 20-22 @ N.Carolina.
• IFC applications are out, so go head and apply if you wanna.

Treasury Report
Debt with Nationals is currently around the 6G range. They have said that if alumni can
raise half of the debt ($3,100) by march of next semester they will burn the outstanding
I.O.U. In order to get alumni involvement they are sending down a list of brothers in
excess off 200 people so that we may try to have a Sig. Bust. First you get da park, then
you get da broders, then you get da sugar, and the you get da power. We will try to
organize the Sig Bust for Dec.10th. Any current brother who would like to contribute to
the pot may send a check to Nationals, just make sure to write “debt reduction offer” on
there.

Bro.Hood
Why the fuck does the camping trip have to be in Keys. It will take place Dec. 3-4th and
on those nights will be Fantasy Fest. To all under age brethren, don’t get caught drinking
in public. My advice is not to have an open container singing PianoMan at the top of
your lungs in back of the Monroe County Courthouse. No matter how drunk you are, you
cannot make yourself invisible; the pig will see you. We will all meet at the suite @
12pm which means we will meet there @ 1 and will leave around 5ish.

Sports
Soccer game against SAE @ 9:30pm on Wed.30th. Other games will follow after we win.

Fundraisers
People gotta go to fundraisers to pay off $700 IFC debt.
This Sat. is another goddamn event. Be @ suite @ 9am in white shirt, black bottom
(Adam).

At this point I either stopped listening, writing, or caring.

In Phi,
Chris is gay

“Alpha Sig is a penguin and a midget away from greatness; think about it.”