1-Svetlana; 2- Aliona

1. You want kids, dont you?

2. Yeahhh. One day. We have spoken about it. It would be nice.
3. Jenny Topleys had another one. Im surprised shes got time.
4. Not her first, then?
5. Her first? You know Jenny Topley.
6. Do I?
7. Jenny Topley from the canteen. Ive talked about her loads of times.
8. Oh, yeah.
9. Guess how many kids shes got now.
10. Ouuu
11. How many kids has she got now?
12. I havent a clue.
13. Then have a guess. Shes always pregnant.
14. I really have no idea.
15. Yes you do. Come on. How many? Just guess.
16. I dont know.
17. Come on, how many kids has she got now?
18. I have no idea.
19. Just have a guess.
20. 12?
21. 12?????... Who has 12 kids?... Shes a woman, not a cat.
22. All right, 3?
23. Jenny Topley? 3? Shes been pregnant all her adult life.
24. 5.
25. Am I speaking another language? No, she hasnt got 5.
26. 8.
27. 7 Shes got 7 kids.
28. 7? Wow! Thats a lot of kids.
29. Yes, it is!
30. (quietly) 7 more than youll ever have, you baarren old crow.

Singing La bambaa
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan

Soy capitan, soy capitan

Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba, bam
Sorry, do you
Singing
Do you..
Singing
Sorry, do you mind keeping it down, cause Im..
Sorry, was I doing that ouat loud?
Hee
God. ---------I did my salsa class last night.- I just cant get the music out
of my head.
Can you not?
Never thought of myself as a dancer.
Hmmm
But turns out Im rather good
Great
Tonay says.
Who?
Tonay. My instructor.
Tony?
Yeah, but hes from Rio.
Oh, right.
Hes always praising me.
Look, Ive really got to get this finished.
Yeah. He said I moved like a gazelle.
Did he?
He said, Im ready to do the workshops in Barcelona. He said Im ready
to do the workshops in Barcelona.
Did he?
Hes been really complimentary about everything, actually.guess how
old he thought I was?--- how old did Tonay think I looked?
Well I really wouldnt like to say.
Why not? Have a guess!
I have no idea.
Well, thats the point of guessing! Come on!
Please dont make me do this.
Its just a bit of fun, have a guess!
But I dont want to.
It doesnt matter, just guess.
Well
Come on. How old did he say I was?
I cant think.

Yes, you can, just guess!

16.
16? 16?
20
Hes not blind!
25?
Right, have you ever looked at me?
42?
What?
48?
48? Vanessa feltz is 43!
37?
Right, do you think I look 37?
No.
No, neither does Tonay.
28?
Older than that/
35?
Not that old.
33?
I dont think so.
31?
Right, forget it.
29?
30!!!!!
Wow. That is flattering.
Yes, it is.
I used to tap.
Right, do you ever stop talking?