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Sister Thompson
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The Cable Factory is a crazy fun wakeboard park... if you dont mind sharing your time with 5 other riders and an
employee or two. Much like this jump, the park is a good idea, but a closer look shows its actually a pretty slapdash, rickety, and altogether questionable operation. Ride with caution, friends.
What is
it?
Stats
he Cable Factory is tiny little cable park that opened up about 3 years ago
here in Rexburg. Its located on the other side of the highway (yeah, turns
out Rexburg is bigger than BYU-Idaho and Broulims) and features a lake with
paddle-boarding, beach access, and two cables for riders.
*Estimated based on the fact that I had to use a teeny tiny broken half of a paddle because they ran out of actual working ones.
Past
As a life-long wakeboarding fan, I was
stoked when The Cable Factory opened
in Rexburg. It was close, it was cool,
and it was ultra-casual. And I mean
ultra-casual. Check in took place in a
dirty, dilapidated shed and was facilitated by an employee unless decided
to go ride the cable, in which case you
had to go flag him down and get him to
let you pay. Technically, they had time
limits (you paid $35 for a two-hour slot
that you shared with what was apparently no limit of other riders), but they
werent enforced; on my first day we
spent about four hours riding the cable.
The factory emanated a kind of secret/
grassroots/hipster-turned-skater feel
almost cool enough to make you forget
how unprofessional everything was.
Present
It has been about 3 years since The
Cable Factory opened its beaches, and
Im happy to say theyve made great
progress on the professionalism side
of things. I finally went back to the park
just this weekend and it is obvious that
the Factory has been gaining traction
and popularity in Rexburg. Operations
have been moved from a cramped,
dirty shed to a still-pretty-dirty-butnewer shed thats closer to the lines.
Theyve added paddle-board rentals,
a half-pipe, a trampoline, and a second cable line. Riders now have to sign
rental agreements, and the staff notices
if you go over your allotted time slot.
New, semi-professionally done signage
is everywhere, they have custom paddle boards, and are even hawking some
gear with their logo screenprinted on it.
Future
The Cable Factory is brilliant idea. The
cheap paddle board rentals and beach
access make it worth putting up with broken
paddles and limited space for an hour of
pretending you live somewhere less farmy
than Rexburg; unfortunately, the overly lax
management and ridiculous way the cables are run make actually riding the cables
an expensive frustration. If the Factory can
manage to upgrade their management and
learn what customer service means, they
could become the only spot for Rexburgians in the summer. Until then, its a good
pastime for people who dont mind a bunch
of hulked-out bro tanks calling you bruh
and stealing your cable time.
Brand: Ronix
Rocker Type: 3 Stage
Board Type: Wake
Year: 2015
Fins: 4, detachable, 1.0, ramp
Size/Weight: 134 cm--up to 165 lbs
138 cm-Up to 180 lbs
142 cm-170 lbs+
Lands it: Thin profile, increased glide speed,
less water resistance at the wake
Eats it: Turning transition is a little slow, but
thats not always a bad thing.
What is
it?
Stats
Built to
Last and
Built to
Snap
There are a lot of three-stage rockers on the market, and although the Time Bomb is an exceptional one, its not great enough to make it our board pick (or pro rider Danny Harf s).
Ronix not only gave this board a well-engineered rocker, they built it out of great materials.
We wont bore you with the details (Air Core Foam and Mod Pour core for max strengthto-weight capability), but suffice it to say this board will not only survive your worst, it will
handle it with class. For some reason, three-stage rockers tend to be stiff (gotta maximize
that pop, right) but Ronix used a super strong mesh alloy that gives the board enough flex
to keep you comfortable while throwing tricks on double-ups or cutting glass on dawn
patrol.
Not only is the board the perfect mix of flexible and strong, its ultra-lightweight. Theres
nothing worse than feeling like you have an anchor strapped to your feet; your board
should feel like an extension of your body. The light board makes it easy to change leading
foot and butterslide, but most importantly, it gives your jumps more pop and its way easier
to do some of the more difficult tricks (superman, anyone?).
The
Breakdown
We could only find one negative to the Time Bomb, and thats not even really a negative.
The edging and rocker style make turning a tiny bit slower, but most riders wont even
notice. Those who do notice will probably like the extra sense of control that it gives (and if
they dont, they will after a few pulls).
Theres a reason the Time Bomb is the only board that Danny Harf uses; its incredible. A three-stage rocker gives your jumps tons of pop, and the lightweight, flexible construction means that you arent sacrificing control for height. This 2015 edition is our new
favorite board, by far. Its a little expensive, but if youre looking for something to give your
ride something extra, Ronix has the answer: Time Bomb.