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NM Defamation Suit Poll
NM Defamation Suit Poll
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Multiple choice (choose only one answer):
Which of these is most valuable in a congressman?
a. Dental hygiene
b. A neck
c. I’m from southern New Mexico and cannot read
How handsome is Martin Heinrich?
a. Pretty darn handsome
b. So totally handsome
c. Answering this question would violate the terms of my restraining order
How many of the world’s animals can Adam Kokesh NOT bench press?
a. 4
b. 7
c. That’s a trick question; Adam could not create an animal he could not lift
How does the domestic partnership bill make you feel?
Are you attracted to portly Hispanic men with beards and open
marriages (circle one)?
Yes.
No.
If yes, please write your name, phone number, address and
desired salary below. Offer expires January 2011.
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