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TCS iON Digital Assessment Process Zone, RVS College of Engineering and Technology, Jamshedpur, Jharkand
TCS iON is further establishing over 1.50 lakh nodes across 150 cities with dedicated assessment infrastructure, in association
with colleges and business partners through the IRM (Infrastructure Rental Model) program.
We welcome our esteemed LISPs to partner with us in this Computer Based Assessment revolution and be part of this
aggressive growth program. The future, after all, belongs to all of us.
Mr. N. Chandra
CEO and Managing Director,
TCS
It is not easy to create a
business from scratch and
get it to a stage that it is
slowly becoming world class.
Mr. S. K. Choudhury
Professor, Department
of Mechanical Engineering,
GATE
We are happy with the
accuracy,zero defect and
with the enthusiasm that
TCS has conducted GATE
in last few years.
Mr. Bhattacharya
Director of IBPS
I get comfort interacting
with TCS other than any
of the service providers.
Zonal Updates
North 1
Rajasthan
Punjab
Uttar Pradesh
Uttrakhand
Jharkhand
Orissa
Bihar
Sashiganga Infotech
Prayas Janshikshan Sansthan
Vivekanand Institute For Computer and Electronics Technology
North 2
East 1
East 2
United Andhra
South1
South 2
West 1
West 2
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MIT
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23rd Oct 2014
Mr. Vishal & Mr. Vaibhav
Soft Skills and Overview on TCS iON
Moradabad, Uttar Pradesh
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ANA College
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: Vidya Vihar Institute of Technology
No. of Student Participant: 110
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AMC College
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Mr. Ravindra M
Cloud Computing and
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: Bangalore, Karnataka
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: K. J. Institute of Engineering & Technology
No. of Student Participant: 17
Scheduled Date
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: Technical Session on JAVA - Ms. Khanjan Patel
HR Session - Mr. Nirav Brahmbhatt
iON Session - Mr. Raja Vala
TCS Overview - Mr. Avijeet Banerjee
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: Technical Session on JAVA, HR, Personality Development,
iON, TCS Overview
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Rohilkhand University
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Mr. Vishal Seth & Mr. Abhishek
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5th Aug 2014
Mr. Deepak & Mr. Shailendra
Cloud Computing
Moradabad, Uttar Pradesh
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UIT
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12 Aug 2014
Mr. Faizan & Mr. Ali
Cloud Computing
Allahabad, Uttar Pradesh
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Mr Ali
Cloud Computing
Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh
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: Krishna College
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: Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh
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: PSIT
No. of Student Participant: 60
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: 12 Jul 2014
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Bhopal
Bhopal
Indore
Indore
Jabalpur
Gwalior
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Ujjain
Raipur
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Jabalpur
Indore
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Guest Column
The Government of India in recent years has laid down an extensive roadmap to digitize every business process in the
country, right from passport issuance and income tax filing to digitization of high stake assessments. To accomplish this lofty
goal, the Government has chosen to partner with the worlds leading IT giant, Tata Consultancy Services (TCS). Sinhgad
Institute of Business Administration and Research, Pune also has a role to play in this mammoth venture. The institutes team
is thrilled about helping the Government as well as TCS promote digitization in a major way. Sinhgad Institute of Business
Administration and Researchs liaison with TCS iON completed two years as of January 2015. Based on this robust relationship, senior management at the institute have identified a few strategic benefits derived from partnering with the business
giant. They have also put together some observations about TCS to help guide stakeholder learning and decision making in
the future.
The first observation is that customer satisfaction has always been TCS main priority. To achieve a high level of customer
satisfaction, the TCS team works with utmost dedication, sincerity and accuracy, irrespective of the size and scale of the
examination. Such dedicated care and attention provided by the sixth largest global IT firm by revenue to even the smallest
of the customers is really something worth applauding. Yet another observation is the flawless and totally transparent
assessment process executed by the iON unit every single time. The last but not the least observation has to do with their
digital assessment mechanisms that have never failed - either in performance or load - over the two years of our association.
These observations have come as a learning to the team from the institute, and helped them to initiate process refinements
and improve execution efficiency across various academic processes. The other tangible benefits received by the fraternity of
the institution, some being mutually beneficial, include:
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Fun World
Techie Jokes
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a
year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks
vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car
leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies,
"Yeah, but you started it."
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes hes lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the
balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a
hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in
Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you dont know where you are or where youre going, but
you expect me to be able to help. Youre in the same position you were before we met, but now its my fault." back in again
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car
was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier
saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they
spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the
friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". The engineer said "I think I've
got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong". The programmer said "Why don't we get
going again and see if it's reproducible?"
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great"
he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff
that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer
technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have
a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles
to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But
would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
Murphy's Laws of Computing
a. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
b. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
c. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
d. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
e. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
f. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
g. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
h. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
i. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler
system that worked just fine.
j. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
k. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want
to do.
Editorial Board: Fawzan Azami, Akshat Sharma, Ayush Rungta, Neelesh Ruia & Vijoy,
Feedback: Akshat.sharma1@tcs.com
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