‘iano/Vocal No. 6 cue: GAMES enters and lights start coming up...) 1 20: a a Tear Jerk Freely, conversationally a) an "Let's do So she goes: "Well, you —_cer-tain-ly move espressivo "Well, you're so 10 2 love-ly, that you make my heart just a -58- din -ner and a colta voce quick.” ache. (AMES ives ‘thumbs-up! sign) + a a So ‘oth hands) ae ne eee eaeeeaeeseaiano/Vocal Tear Jerk - 2 18 _espressivo (gs). SHE goes: "Well, what mov-ie should we do?" So Igo: "Well, that is ~ loco tg. with emphasis 16 wv ® ful-ly up to you." And that, -—smy friends, was my one big mis- (loco) ee jo Moderately, with a strong rhythmic feel ee 2 2a take,‘iano/Vocal ‘Tear Jerk -3 is mind-less vi - ‘ent ac = tion; some, , — : c _ tS 2 - ee | G = 5 : mus - cle men who tus - sle with Stal - lone. A thril - la that would thrill us, with Ar - nold or— Bruce Wil-lis, and we eee eee lots of na - ked shots of Sha - ron Stone. Thisiano/Vocal Tear Jerk - 4 2 mov - ie here— is cloy - ing, so. pret - ty and an- moy - ing. — These z ro Ta * 2 * e * » * flicks they make for chicks who _drag—_—their__— men. I — bet she gets all~s weep = yy sleep = y. No chick will ev. = er_ pick the flick a:‘iano/Vocal She wife Gently, with feeling #= 138 who's leave, ——_- dy - in real - |j ye ally -62- slow. so they're all Tear Jerk -5 har - ried. How a ee eee eeeeeriano/Vocal 70 Freely beau -ti- ful. Tempo I yeam to see— a chain-saw, a psy - cho with a pain-saw. How nice to see him slice each_ per -~—son's-_—_ spleen. A nut job in this mov - ie, oh boy, would that be _—_groov - y! Hed‘iano/Vocal er Slower [TNE] ‘Tear Jerk -7 _ = — = ae > = —= & £ £ SS EE wipe this pain - ful tripe right off___—the sereen. The, mp sub. Re don't look near. a te 7 good; for him... @% he's at her — bed A - men. ed. sim. she's on the ——<_~_ + side, °° dead LS a. EO side. while his And‘iano/Vocal Tear Jerk - 8 * Freely on a, L&| Tempo but it more hesitantly now Joe vows he'll nev -er love a - gain. oO i ote Te. eta Well, that is rath - er queer, now. did t I just feel a tear now? I bet it's just some sweat caught in my aD) eye. Well, that is fair - ly fun-ny, my nose feels rath - er. -65-Good God! This might sound odd, but I might cr. Oh 120 God, they're at fear - ful TL 128 rub-ber, if 120 be the grave now, tear - ful an = y eooR 190 sit here— and blub-ber. and Joe is act - ing brave now. I'm sec! ‘You know 11 Tm quick-ly grow - ing that she'll bum 432 (can be spoken) sick-ly, Im a a ee nnnaaneano/Vocal ‘Tear Jerk - 10 GARE) eS 2 Oh—_ God! 133 135 198 wreck! ? 7 Ob, think of thoughts_ more wist - ful: Clint East - wood witha =. t eo 197 198 139 40 fist - ful of U - zi guns and booz - y broads ga - lore! On 1 wwe 1 m4 crap, its just not work - ing; this mov - ie is—— tear - jerk - ing. This 445 6 “7‘iano/Vocal Tear Jerk - 11 149 got - ta’ get a_—s grip, now, Tsim = ply can - not ‘mp _pocoapicoerese. He's too =. stron; 453, Ez slip now; ‘must fight, close my eyes tight, ‘cause I'm— a guy. = No ro FT whim - prin’ like a_—pup_ - py; 1 got. - ta’ ma - cho z 180 | Slowly, with tension lames) 161 [Ne how will = al - low my - self Scolta voce -68-ano/Vocal Tear Jerk - 12 Very grand @=192 JAMES: "Oh God!" (HE sobs profusely...) 2 + - vin. melody) 168 co ® 5 = al v we | | I — ch 4 = oe 160 166 167 168 Ps Una p , : a JANE: "Are you okay?” JAMES: "Fine..." (slower, ifnecc.) (Ras before) ——— Pome d o, : JANE: “Llove men who aren't afraid to cry at the movies!" JAMES: *..allergies. soo APPLAUSE SEGUE