wo sadak ke us paar thi

hum sadak ke is paar the

kuch hum aage badhe kuch wo aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe wo bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe wo bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the aur wo sadak ke is paar thi
woh PYAR hi kya,
jisme JUDAI na ho,
woh IHSQ hi kya,
jisme LADAI na ho,
woh DIL hi kya,
jisme DARD na ho,
aur woh Inbox hi kya,
jisme HAMARA mail na ho
Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Kay Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur khuda tumse puche
Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho ..
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai
Maine tujhse pyar kiya heera samajh ke,
tere baap ne mujhe khaaya kheera samajh ke!
Ek sher yaad ataa hai,gaur se suno.
Mujhe nahin ataa kisi aur se suno.
Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se
Gum ke Sagar mein
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
bhir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita,
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita,
Sin theta by Cos theta is equal to Tan theta,
wah wah wah wah
majnu ne laila ke bal pakad ke bola
mere pyari moya
kitna din se sar nahin doya?
Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha badeZor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke saath.
har haan ka matlab iqraar nahi hota,
har jagah pe baithna intezaar nahi hota,
yun to milti hai nazar hazaron se,
har nazar ka milna pyaar nahi hota
Agar hum na hote to Ghazal kaun kehta?
Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta?
Yeh to karishma hai mohobbat ka,
varna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta!!
Tanhai hai pyar me, barbadi hai pyar me,
Aasu hai pyar me, bebasi hai pyar me,
Gum hai pyar me, haar bhi hai pyar me,
Hame sab pata hai lekin kya kare, hum bhi hai pyar me.
Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jaayenge
Najar ko badlo, najare badal jaayenge
Kashtiya badalne ki zururat nahi
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jaayenge

Door ho jaane se
Rishte nahi toot te
Naa hi sirf paas rehne
Se judte hain
Yeh to dilo ke bandhan hain
Isiliye hum tumhe aur
Tum hume nahin bhoolte

Ek chingari angare se kam nahi hoti

Sadgi shingaar se kam nahi hoti
Yeh to apni soch ka farq hai
Nahi to dosti bhi kisi pyaar se kam nahi hoti

Waqt mile to yaad kar lena

Pal-pal na sahi ik baar kar lena
Dost honge aapke hazar
Par hamare paas sirf aap hain
Bas itna khyaal kar lena
The New Education System of India (a lighter look)
If the politics and the exploitation of
Dr. B.R. Ambedkar's visionary policy of
one-generation reservation continues, then
the day is not far when Q. Papers will look like
1.General students- Answer ALL questions
2.OBC- Answer ANY ONE question
3.SC- ONLY READ questions
4.ST- THANKS FOR COMING
5.Gujjars- Thanks for ALLOWING OTHERS TO ATTEND the examination

Jise samjha Lehar Pepsi

Woh nikli Zehar Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikli Dhokha Cola
Isiliye aaj ke baad
No MORE Soft Drinks
ONLY Whisky...Kabhi na risky

Na "sachhai" badi
Na "khuddari" badi
Na "bhalaai" badi
Na "imandari" badi
Bada to woh
Jiske aangan mein
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"tata safari" khadi ho!

Nadiyon se kinaare choot jate hain

Aasman se taare toot jaate hain
India ki rahoon mein aksar aisa hota hai
Jahan bhi koi deewar mileti hai
Log wahin moot jaate hain

In 1980, IDBI Bank rejected loan to Ambani

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In 2008 Mukesh Ambani was planning to buy IDBI Bank
This shows nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, ICICI Bank rejected loan to Me
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But in 2010, I m planning to
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Apply for the loan again
This is called determination :)

There are two Great Days

in a Person's life-
"The day we are born and
The day we prove why we are born"

Don't give importance to MONEY

Bcoz it can giv bed but nt SLEEP
BOOK but not BRAIN
LUXURIES but not HAPPINESS
So
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transfer it to my ACCOUNT and live HAPPILY!