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The Exploding Penis
The Exploding Penis
So I woke up this morning and got out of bed to use the toilet,
when suddenly
MY PENIS EXPLODED!
“Officer! Help! My penis has exploded! I need to get to the doctor at once!”
He told me that the same thing happened to him four years ago in the Yucatan
Peninsula
and provided me a police escort with blaring sirens through the highway
(he also did funky hand dances along on the way)
(and even did the YMCA)