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Edu 214 Mayberry Article1
Edu 214 Mayberry Article1
Edu 214 Mayberry Article1
NEWS
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Crime
Muhrle Boys set Cat on Fire! Written by
Mayberry Gazette
Kyle Brown
In the evening this past Sunday the Muhrle boys,
Johnny and Stevie, stole Aunt Beas cat and set him
on fire. These two boys are known to be a little
rebellious, but their recent wake of destruction is
affecting the
community.
From
painting
Principal
Wagners car to
egging
Mayor Filmores
house.
Fortunately for
Aunt
Beas cat,
Snuffles,
the boys were
caught by
Deputy Fife who
made them bring the cat back to Aunt Bea.Upon
their arrival Aunt Bea promptly snatched Snuffles
back and beat the two boys over the head with a
broom. Hopefully this puts the Muhrle boys reign of
terror to an end.
By
Susanne Anderson
Local barber shop robbery was
foiled by the quick thinking
Deputy Sherriff Fife. Deputy
Barney
Fife was patrolling Main Street,
measuring parked cars tires
distance from curb. City
ordinance states vehicles must
18 inches from curb. As he bent
down
to measure the distance, the
would-be robber ran out of the barber shop, tripped
over Deputy Fife, knocking robber to ground. Local
Barber Floyd came out screaming Stop Him!
Witness Floyd: When I realized Barney had already
stopped him, I shouted, Cuff him! Cuff him!
Deputy Barney took his cuffs off his belt, but the
cuffs fell to ground. Goober the mechanic, was
sitting on bench dashed under car to reach for cuffs.
As he and Barney were fumbling for the cuffs the
suspect tried to make a run for it. He jumped over
hood of car only to find Sherriff Andy Taylor, Sherriff
of Mayberry, in a patrol asking, "Can I help you? We
are here to serve. Smiling, he apprehends the
suspect. Thats our finest at work finishes Floyd.
Sherriff Taylor asks his name and why did steal
scissors from Floyds Barber shop? Thief answered,
I was just traveling through these parts, needing a
quick shave before my next stop and well, Look! He
cut my hair! Im mad as HELL! Sherriff Taylor
replied. Yes, I see. Its not that bad, a bit too short
on top, but itll grow and your name? Thief
answer, Donald Trump
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EVENTS
Mayberry Celebrates 150th
Foundation Day Written by Emma Valle
Mayberry Gazette
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Mayberry Gazette
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Gossip
Column
Taylor Swift Allegedly Dating
Mayberry Local Barney Fife by Winter
Henrie
T-Swift is at it again. Reports of the singer
song writer were pouring in this afternoon
when Taylor was spotted with Sheriff
Deputy Barney Fife. They looked very
cozy, says the 23 year old waitress who
saw the couple nuzzling up to each other.
Though the new hot couple doesnt have
an official name, some of the town folk
have dubbed them as T-Swife. They are
one HOT couple, and we cant wait to see
where this whirlwind romance will go.
Melissa Gresko
9-18-15
Mayberry Newspaper- make a newspaper with classmates articles about Mayberry the small town on
the Andy Griffith Show
What I learned: I learned about the Andy Griffith Show. Ive heard about the show but didnt know the
story line or the characters. So before writing an article using these characters I had to familiarize myself
with them. I had fun reading all the well thought out articles from all the other classmates. It was
difficult for me not to pick all the articles because there were so many good ones. Using Word for this
project was a little harder for me. I would prefer to work with power point when designing something.
National Educational Technology Standards for Students (NETS)*S Addressed: Communication and
Collaboration: interact, collaborate, and publish with peers, experts, or others employing a variety of
digital environments and media.
Application of Skills Learned for the Future: I think this is a great class project to get them to read and
use each others articles. I would make it a make believe community and brainstorm with the whole
class to make up the town name, and our own characters of the town. And use the same basic concept
as we did make a 4-6 page newspaper article and have each student stand up and share it to the class.