97% of people hate having wet socks. 78% of people become increasingly irritable with every passing second they spend in a pair of soaking wet socks. 87% of Canadians have wet socks right now as you are reading this!
97% of people hate having wet socks. 78% of people become increasingly irritable with every passing second they spend in a pair of soaking wet socks. 87% of Canadians have wet socks right now as you are reading this!
97% of people hate having wet socks. 78% of people become increasingly irritable with every passing second they spend in a pair of soaking wet socks. 87% of Canadians have wet socks right now as you are reading this!
October 6, 2015 Patrick Star 120 Conch Street Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean 808 Dear Mr. Star: Hello, I hope you are enjoying the weather of spring so far. We have a question for you. Do you like getting your socks wet when it rains? How about when it floods? Well, we would like to inform your of the latest summer sensitisation coming to stores: AquaSocks. We find that many people hate it when their socks are wet. Most people do not carry a spare change of socks. 97% of people hate having wet socks. 78% of people become increasingly irritable with every passing second they spend in a pair of soaking wet socks. 87% of Canadians have wet socks right now as you are reading this! Its an epidemic! The creators of sock never imagined how uncomfortable it would be having wet sock, and if they did, how were they going to fix it? Today, we have the technology and knowledge to create waterproof socks! Made with the finest nylon known to man, water just slide right off! Thank you for taking the time to read our letter and taking our product into consideration. Our product AquaSocks would be a great product to invest in, so you won't have wet socks. Feel free to call our toll free number to order a pair of AquaSocks today! (1-800-938-7625) Sincerely, Antoine Williams President of AquaProof Inc.