Realistic Mountain Adventure promises an unforgettably awful ski vacation experience. Guests can expect long travel delays, poorly fitted rental gear that increases injury risk, expensive lift tickets, and rundown accommodations with unhelpful staff. The goal is to provide a miserable time through inconvenient transportation, unskilled skiing, and inclement weather so that guests will never forget their terrible vacation and want to return next year for more misery.
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Realistic Mountain Adventure promises an unforgettably awful ski vacation experience. Guests can expect long travel delays, poorly fitted rental gear that increases injury risk, expensive lift tickets, and rundown accommodations with unhelpful staff. The goal is to provide a miserable time through inconvenient transportation, unskilled skiing, and inclement weather so that guests will never forget their terrible vacation and want to return next year for more misery.
Realistic Mountain Adventure promises an unforgettably awful ski vacation experience. Guests can expect long travel delays, poorly fitted rental gear that increases injury risk, expensive lift tickets, and rundown accommodations with unhelpful staff. The goal is to provide a miserable time through inconvenient transportation, unskilled skiing, and inclement weather so that guests will never forget their terrible vacation and want to return next year for more misery.
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Realistic Mountain Adventure promises an unforgettably awful ski vacation experience. Guests can expect long travel delays, poorly fitted rental gear that increases injury risk, expensive lift tickets, and rundown accommodations with unhelpful staff. The goal is to provide a miserable time through inconvenient transportation, unskilled skiing, and inclement weather so that guests will never forget their terrible vacation and want to return next year for more misery.
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our past guests. ADVENTURE Mountain “I’ve never been so excited to drive four
Adventure hours up a windy mountain road after my
ten hours of traveling through multiple Our mission is to provide you with mediocre accommodations at a price layovers and flight delays.” - Steve, Miami no one can afford. We pride ourselves in making your vacation “As I tumbled head first down the slope, one so awful, you will never forget it! everyone on the chairlift above was We look forward to showing you the cheering. The locals were so supportive!” mountains! – Jeff, Detroit
“The hotel staff did all they could to
ensure my check in was as complicated as possible. When we finally got to our room, we found all kinds of strange hair in the bed. – Pamela, New York City We know what you “I spent two months salary for a week hate, and we will do long vacation! Where else would I be everything we can to able to do that? – Robert, Minneapolis assure you the worst “The chairlift lines were over an hour holiday ever! It’s our long, and the lift broke down twice! This Realistic Adventure promise. helped the 45 mile per hour winds plenty Realistic Adventure One Ripoff Lane One Ripoff Lane of time to give me frostbite on my nose.”– Breckenridge, CO 80424 Breckenridge, CO 80424 Tara, Omaha Phone (800) BIG-FALL Phone (800) BIG-FALL
“I’ll definitely go back! I only broke one
BOOK YOUR HIGH PRICED LOUSEY leg on the black diamond runs. Next http://www.louseyvacation.com/ VACATION TODAY! http://www.lousey vacation.com/ time… both legs!” – Jerry, Houston Phone: (800) BIG-FALL hairs in the bathroom and at least one consistently feel like a novice skier and burnt out light bulb in every room. get a lot of laughs and mocked from the Ski Packages Include: chair lift riders above. YARDSALE! MOUNTAIN EXPERIENCE It goes without saying that our lift lines After waiting in ski rental lines for about are the longest and the lifts break down an hour, we will make sure your boots are daily. We’ve eliminated the cushions too small and skis too long for your ROUND TRIP AIRFAIR from our lifts to make sure your back ability. Our trained technicians specialize aches by the time you get off. Feel free to We do our best working with airlines to in adjusting bindings to allow you the not get off at the top ramp too; we love to assure you multiple layovers and the guest the most likely chance of send you around the track one more time! longest flight delays ever. Whenever experiencing a broken leg or arm. possible, we try to include long security road closures. Our goal is to make this a check point lines, lost luggage, screaming minimum of a four hour drive up the “Traveling with Realistic Life tickets cost approximately $80 per children, and obese women with the flu windy mountain roads. Adventure for our ski person per day. In addition, we promise seated next to you. you will easily round that number up to vacation was the most HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS $100 as you eat the greasiest hamburger miserable and torturous GROUND TRANSPORTATION Our hotel partners are among the most available on the mountain for lunch. thing I have ever overpriced in the world. We promise Don’t forget a handful of five dollar bills experienced! I’ll definitely Once you land in Denver, a 110 mile Motel 6 rooms at Ritz-Carleton prices. too, as we know you will want a candy be booking again next year!” drive still awaits you. We work closely bar. with the Colorado Department of - Heather, St. Paul, MN The staff at your hotel will treat you with Transportation to assure high levels of Our double black diamonds and large the warmth of the mountain peaks you traffic, icy roads, and, whenever possible, number of mogul runs mean you will WEATHER will not have views of from your window. Overworked and underpaid, these college Book now, and we will work with dropouts will be sure to forget to deliver Mother Nature to assure high winds, your towels and steal your credit card lousy snow, and cloudy days! number at check out. Don’t even think about asking for an extra blanket!
We understand your desire for
companionship in your hotel room, so the housekeeping staff double checks make We hope to see sure you will have plenty of bed bugs to keep you company. We have even gone you this season! to the extent of assuring you will find