The document contains a collection of English jokes and riddles in various styles. Some provide wordplay or puns as the punchline (e.g. why the letter T is like an island, the longest word), while others rely on unexpected twists or reveals (e.g. the number of birds left in the tree, what a man dying in different places would be called). The jokes cover a range of topics from everyday objects and language to more abstract concepts expressed briefly for humorous effect.
You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 7-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations for Kids: You Laugh You Lose, #2
The document contains a collection of English jokes and riddles in various styles. Some provide wordplay or puns as the punchline (e.g. why the letter T is like an island, the longest word), while others rely on unexpected twists or reveals (e.g. the number of birds left in the tree, what a man dying in different places would be called). The jokes cover a range of topics from everyday objects and language to more abstract concepts expressed briefly for humorous effect.
The document contains a collection of English jokes and riddles in various styles. Some provide wordplay or puns as the punchline (e.g. why the letter T is like an island, the longest word), while others rely on unexpected twists or reveals (e.g. the number of birds left in the tree, what a man dying in different places would be called). The jokes cover a range of topics from everyday objects and language to more abstract concepts expressed briefly for humorous effect.
The document contains a collection of English jokes and riddles in various styles. Some provide wordplay or puns as the punchline (e.g. why the letter T is like an island, the longest word), while others rely on unexpected twists or reveals (e.g. the number of birds left in the tree, what a man dying in different places would be called). The jokes cover a range of topics from everyday objects and language to more abstract concepts expressed briefly for humorous effect.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
(18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".) Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries were dead. A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" "Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one." There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away! If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be? Dead! This Kitchen will be closed today because of illness. I'm SICK of cooking! Why is the letter "T" like an island? Because it is in the middle of waTer! What is the longest word in the English language? "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters? The "Post Office"! What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter? Envelope! What do sad fir trees do? They pine a lot! Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with!
What did the traffic lights say to the car?
Don't look now. I'm changing!
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar! What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple? Finding half a maggot! Which bus crossed the ocean? Columbus! Why do witches have brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 7-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations for Kids: You Laugh You Lose, #2