Corporate

Communication

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Competitive Salary
We remain competitive by
paying you less than our
competition.

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Join our fast-paced compan

We have no time to train yo

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Casual work atmosphere

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We dont pay enough

to expect that you will
dress up; a couple of
the real daring guys
wear earrings.
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Some overtime required

Some every night and
some every weekend.

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Duties will vary

Anyone
theofficecan
you around.
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in
boss

Must have an eye for deta

We have no quality assuranc

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Career-minded
Female applicants must
be
childless
(and
remain that way).
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Apply in person
If youre old, fat or
ugly, youll be told that
the position has been
filled.
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Seeking
candidates
with a wide variety of
experience
Youll need it to replace
the three people who
just quit.
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Problem-solving skills a mus

Youre walking into perpetual chao

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Requires team leadership skil

Youll
have
the
responsibilities
of
a
manager, without the pay
or respect.
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Good communication skills

Management
communicates, you
listen, figure out what
they want and do it.
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Lets See the C

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