A boy went to his dad's friend home late night uncle offered him to sleep in bab

y's room boy refused due to baby crying nature and went to sleep in TV lounge ne
xt morning he saw a beautiful girl at the breakfast table.
Boy: who are you?
Girl: I am baby. You?
Boy: I am stupid.
Eight years old son: dad what is sex?
Dad gets tensed but explains everything to him.
kid: but dads how do I write all that's in this small box of school admission fo
rm.
For years he thought he was good at sex, but then he found his wide had asthma.
No matter how much you press it, shake it, rotate it, slap it, strangle it and p
ull it, the last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear.
Rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.
Teacher: name some films that have almost same stories?
Student: blue film.
A TV was interviewing a girl.
Interviewer: what's the first thing you do after getting up in the morning?
Girl: I get up and go home.
The history sir was on leave, so the science sir was asked to prepare the exam p
aper.
1st question: describe first Rani with a neat diagram and label her parts.
Behind every successful man there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman th
ere is a tired man.
Height of misunderstanding: power cut in ladies hostels. Warden called to Eb off
ices and said, please send your men urgently, here girls are using candles.
You can convert gents' into ladies or ladies into gents, just by cutting or inse
rting a rod in a bicycle.
Every week, an army man loving wife sent him a photo of her wide open legs in di
fferent styles with a note: this is how I will stay till you return, waiting for
you. After a long time: he wrote back: who's the fuck is taking the photographs
?
Height of insult: a guy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend, I want to be a par
t of your body.
Girlfriend: no thanks, I already have an asshole.
Best t-shirt quotes on 12 years old girl: oo coming soon.
When two couples come face to face, wife's look at each other's sarees and husba
nd look at each other's wives.
Economics teacher: Give an example of complete business failure due to carelessn
ess.
Student: A pregnant prostitute.
What's height bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life.
Boy: mom, why I am black and you're white?
Mom: listen son considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be
thankful that you are not barking.
Children in the dark make mistakes. Mistakes in the dark make children.
A small boy brings his cat to school. Teacher asked why? Little boy tearfully re
plies. I heard daddy telling mom, I am going to tear your pussy after the kids g
o to school.
Two men searching for their lost wife s.
1st: how does your wife looks?
2nd: 5.9 heights, 36-24-36, fair, blue eyes, sexy, what is yours?
1st: forget mine, let s search yours.
Teacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: my penis in your hand.
Teacher slapped and asked what is this?
Boy: oh I forget to put space between pen and is.
Fifa has decided that girls should be goalkeepers for the world cup, because no
matter how wide they open, they never lets the balls go in.
What is contraceptive pill? It s the 2nd best things that a woman can keep in her
mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now done ask what the 1st thing is.
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it s only when you leave her a vir
gin.
Wife ask husband, how many women he had slept with, husband proudly replies, onl
y you darling with others I was wake.
4 stages of love.
1. Hand in hand.
2. Hand in that.
3. That in hand.
4. That in that.
Now don t ask me what is that.
On first night both man and wife claim virginity.
Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked so well?
Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I fucked so well?
Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing nonstop so after sometimes the men ge
t bugged and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I have aids.
Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in front of her husband.
Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: you know salesman was also saying same thing.
Girl enters a sex shop.
Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?
Clerk: it s their mam.
Girl: how much for this big red one?
Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.
Why are western guys more advanced than our guys? Answer: they keep their minds
in work and penis in pussy, but our guys keep pussy in mind and penis in hand.
Fate is like getting raped; if you can t fight it learn to enjoy it. Success is li
ke masturbation, it s in your own hand. Education is like hiring prostitute, it ne
eds both money and talent.
Height of innocence: having your girl friend naked beside you and masturbating.
Height of laziness: man having sex in train and waiting for the train to jerk.
Most interesting T-shirt quotes of a girl. Excuse me! My face is above.
If a married woman is called polo; the mint with a hole, then what's an unmarrie
d woman called? Center fresh.
Why aunties like to have sex with youth?
Every used engine will get refreshed only when its filled with fresh oil and it
gives more mileage to its owner.
Nurse comes in doctor room.
Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your shirt?
Nurse: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.
Height of recycling: man giving used condom 2 his son to use as a balloon and af
ter bursting giving to his daughter to use as hair band.
Six cans of beer 600 rs. Four pegs of whiskey 400 rs. Two taquilla shots 300rs.
Driving home with a girl who drank all this. Priceless
What will you do if you get sexy wife with figure, with red lips, brown hair, mo
ist boobs, sexy waist and a penis?
Why women wear panties with printed flower?
It's a way of saying come on guys, water my garden.
Difference between power and stamina?
Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis.
Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries.
Boy: my age is 20 years.
Girl: my age is 20 years also.
Boy: so come to my room.
Girl: why?
Boy: To play 20-20 match.
Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the
mirror. Banta shouted you are trying to see my wife, sit back. I will drive.
Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.
Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought co
ming to your mind?
Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.
Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and
your nose collide first.
A boy comes to class with broken specs.
Teacher: what happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: but how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.
An army got married first night realizes wife having periods.
He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend leave.
DQ: attack from back and report.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone. Sex is like a pack of chip
s, one you start you can't stop. Life is like a dick once it gets hard, it ucks.
Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this
is?
Kid: ya, my dad have two.
Teacher: two?
Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.
Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ in bed.
Husband: you want sex?
Wife: no., just joined car driving school and practicing gear changing.
Three ladies saw a dog ucking violently.
Dr's wife: they are enjoying life.
Lawyer's wife: no, it's a rape.
Army officer: I think the dog has come on a holiday.
A lady was wearing jeans in a train.
A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.
Woman: hey they want a cigarette.
Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and
do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister.
A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on lef
t arm 'L'.
friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool.
A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven't you ever seen a
naked woman?
Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.
A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove
something from my breast?
Boss: wow, what?
Girl: your eyes.
What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy,
tight hole, makes men and woman feel great? Vicks inhaler.
Define rape with the help of one good example. Rape is a very very difficult job
for example; it's like playing golf with a continuously moving hole.
Difference between bad and worse.
Bad: when your children find your last night used condom.
Worse: when they insist you to blow that balloon for them.
How to irritate an archeologist? Show him a used whisper and ask him which perio
d it belongs to.
What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly u
sed by adults.
In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.
Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.
Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requiremen
ts.
smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.
T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by expe
rts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just on
ce.
Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite
. Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.
A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in blac
k suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.
A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was s
hocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becom
es Adidas.
T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt.
Girl told to tire mechanize have sex with me. Mechanic told, ok. Come to swimmin
g pool. She asked why? He replied because I can identify the hole only in water.
A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care. Next
day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.
Why girls are called babes?
Answer: because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.
Lady: why is your husband so punctual in returning home from office?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be started at 9pm sharp, whether you
are hear or not.
T-shirt quotes of girls. Touch here if you dare, more enjoyment per liter, weapo
ns of mass destruction, looking free touching costs, sure for pure milk, for sal
e.
A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passi
ng by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to
a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by i
tself.
A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.
Girl: stupid stand up.
Why do girls carry milk to give their husband during first night, because they n
eed lots of curd from husband in return.
A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says. Meet my little
brother. Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.
A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remov
e something from my breast?
Boss: what?
Girl: your eyes.
Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?
Kid: me of course.
Teacher: why.
Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up.
I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my
sex organ, all doctor stood up.
Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk an
d two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.
All eggs in women decided to fight against sperm. They waited with guns in the s
ex organ. That night no one came, suddenly one shouted guys attack is from backs
ide.
Girls prayed to god why you don't make boy's sex organ more beautiful.
God: no way, though I made it ugly, you suck it; if I made it beautiful you will
eat it.
Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It's when
they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.
There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited.
Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended
the one mark alone and failed.
Teacher: explain responsibility.
Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entir
e responsibility will be on the fourth one.
Advertisement by Panty Company: we are not the best in the world but we are clos
est to the best thing in the world.
A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands whil
e reading.
Why do women put red lipstick on their mouth? To inform men stop this is not rig
ht hole.
Teacher: why cow looks tensed after giving milk? Student: madam, if some one pre
sses your breast for I hours and don't uck, how do you feel.
A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all ani
mal laughed at him.
He asked: why are you laughing at me?
Animals: your tails in front.
Girl: what do you like in me?
Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.
Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?
Boy: yes, I like your eyes.
Who's guilty? Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is
back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.
Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size. Salesgirl: touch my bre
ast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.
Misuse of English: a diagram in a book was not clear. So teacher drew the diagra
m on the blackboard and announced. Don't look at the book figure, look at my fig
ure.
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the veh
icle can't move further. So intelligent people always keep stepney.
Boy saw a lady with big breast.
He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?
She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
Lady asks: aren't you gonna bite them?
He replies: no, it's too costly.
A guy picked up for a date. Guy: why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
Who is senior's female sex organ or male sex organ? Answer: female sex organ bec
ause male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respect
s the seniors.
A college girl was in jeans pant and zip was open. Boy went and told miss please
close your taj mahal door here my quthubminar is dancing.
What's common between sun and a women's underwear? Both are hot, both look good
while going down, both disappear by night.
One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She col
lected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no
helmet.
Do you know why girls wear a shawl on top of their churidar, because it's Indian
tradition to cover all eating and dirking things when not in use.
Completing engineering is like a girl pregnant everyone will appreciate the outc
ome, but no one knows how many attempts were made.
Kid by chance enters into parent's bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He sh
outs at his mom and you scold me for just sucking the thumb.
Midnight hot: After 1st night. Husband: dear what do you think about our first n
ight? Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.
Contest in a girl's college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex an
d mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.
A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided
to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl
friend hands.
Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.
Define rape: it's an operation without co-operation for the insertion of project
ion into depression without permission for the production of next generation.
Doctor: do you watch your husband face during sex? Lady: I did once and he looke
d very angry. Doctor: why? Lady: because he was watching from the window.
A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but
you can't put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours
but you will never know the depth of mine.
Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night? Aunty: he was checking my temp
erature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.
What is meant by burning desire while making sex? It's when you discover that th
e Vaseline you applied before ucking in the dark was the tiger balm.
What is the difference between a cricketer and condom? A cricketer drops the cat
ch and a condom catches the drops.
What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of th
ese, children come out.
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "tested ok"
What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with p
rostitute and its social service with aunties.
Who is a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bat
h and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.
Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: h
ow dare you cheat me? Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about k
ids.
How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner? Dear, I've
to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.
Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.
A few quotes on girls t-shirt:
there s a face above this, don't forget.
Object here appear bigger than they are.
I made you look at it.
F ck all that is missing is u.
Don't try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmun
d Hillary.
An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his
own wife in it.
A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but
you can't put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours
but you will never know the depth of mine.
Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?
Aunty: he was checking my temperature.
Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.
Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character ba
d.
Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?
Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.
A maths professor sent a sms to his wife. Dear you are now 54 years old and unab
le to satisfy me. Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late
tonight.
Wife replied: dear you're also 54 years and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with
our driver who is also 18 years. As you are mathematicians you know very well th
at 18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don't come tonight.
Sardar was very angry because all jokes were about him; he asked his wife, tell
me one joke without my involvement. His wife said: I am pregnant.
Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again
Less noise: implementation of sex using while loop.
#include sex.h
#include bed.h
void pain ()
{
int sleep=0;
clothes=0;
voice=aah:
do ucking(); while (end1=pleasure);
get condom();
else
getchild();
}
Difference between good girl and bad girl. Good girl Open a few buttons in hot a
tmosphere, but bad girl open all button to make the atmosphere hot.
An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his
own wife in it.
A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep tellin
g them what's going on outside.
Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is ucking his wife
.
Dad: what? Is he doing it openly?
Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony.
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take cha
lk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.
Salesgirl: sorry sir you can't smoke here.
Customer: but I bought cigarette from this shop.
Salesgirl: we shall sell condom also but it doesn't mean you start ucking here.
Nurse came out with a new born kid. Sardar rushed to take the kid and after seei
ng screamed, I got son. Nurse slapped him, leave my finger you fool, it's a girl
.
Man charged for necrophilia judge: I haven't seen such a case in 20 years. Can y
ou give me one reason why you did it? Man: I can give three 1. Its none of your
business. 2. She was my wife and 3. I don't know she was dead as he always behav
ed this way during sex. He was pardoned.
A dancer bends down, a USA guy puts $100 in her panty; English guy puts $200 in
her panty. A Sardar took his ATM card, swipes between her ass and takes all $300
.
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and keeps looking at it. Madam asks: d
on't you have sex in the village? Maid: yes we do, but not till the skin fall of
f.
Boy: how much calcium is there in woman's breast? Girl: I don't know but it has
enough calcium to help man boneless things stand up.
Man1: my wife is afraid of water?
Man2: how do you know?
Man1: Last night when I returned home, she was in the bathroom tub with our secu
rity guard.
A girl wearing a very short skirt.
Boy: wont your mom tells anything about your dress?
Girl: my mom will be very angry because I am wearing hers.
Lady: my breast look smaller.
Doctor: come daily for one hour I will suck it and make it bigger.
Lady: my husband sex organ is also small, shall I bring him.
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't
do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
Don't play with street dogs, you may get rabies and don't play with smart boys y
ou may get babies.
Boy: I am 20years old, what about you?
Girl: I am also 20 years old.
Boy: then come to my bed room,
girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20.
A quote written on women t-shirt: no use of looking they won't get bigger, unles
s you work on them.
Johny came crying,
dad: what happened?
Johny: today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits i
n front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pu
lled it out.
Dad: that's bad, but why you are crying?
Johny: I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me.
During Gandhi times, if aids were known, what would happen? Then the 4th monkey
would have kept his hands down.
Biology class master: all of you draw the male reproductive system. Student: sir
please close your zip, girls are copying.
Monkeys and girls are same, because they fight only for banana. Boys and rats ar
e same because they are always searching for new holes.
Girl is the best vehicle in the world front two bumpers, back two bumpers, self
lubricant when hot, finger touch ignition, monthly automatic engine oil change,
every type of piston fits, highest mileage of nine months in just two ml fuel.
Why bays walk fast and girl speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girl
s have one extra mouth.
Define bra: under shoulder ball holder.
Define underwear: under hip banana grip.
Define panty: jungle river cotton cover.
90yrs old man: my 18yrs wife is pregnant, your opinion.
Doctor: I tell you a story. A hunter in hurry took an umbrella instead of gun. H
e saw a lion and lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle. The lion drops dead.
Old man: that's impossible someone else must have shot it.
Doctor: exactly now you understand.
What's the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra? One sends ball ou
t of boundary and another keeps balls within the boundaries.
Explain rape: it's a difficult job, something like playing golf with a moving ho
le.
Prince and Sardar were having dinner, prince says, pass the wine you divine. Sar
dar thinks how poetic, Sardar says pass this custard you bastard.
Judge: why do you want divorce?
Man: she doesn't satisfy me on bed.
Judge: is it true madam?
Lady: dam it! The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problems.
Women's life is very hard. Morning: wash the dress. Noon: dry the dress. Evening
: iron the dress. Night: remove the dress. Midnight: search the dress.
What's common between a girl and amul butter? Both are utterly butterly deliciou
s when spread. One on bed and another on bread.
Do you feel boring? Thinking what to do? Open the zip; insert your two hands in-
between the zip take out your book from your bag and study.
Husband: I am going out for five days. Wife: ok but don't surprise me by coming
back early otherwise you will be surprised.
Nurse put patient finger in her mouth, after blood test. Patient starts dancing,
nurse asks: why you are dancing? Patient: next is urine test.
Lady patient: Doctor please cal my husband inside. Doctor: Trust me I am gentlem
an. Patient: No Dr. your nurse is sitting outside and my husband is not gentlema
n.
What is heaven?
Thousand of girls and buckets of beer.
What is hell?
When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Wife: I am going to London. What gift do you want? Husband: a British girl. (Wif
e return to India) husband: where is my gift? Wife: wait for nine months.
One roman girl asks an Egyptian boy what you will do for me. Boy replies come be
hind the pyramids, I will make you mummy.
Elephant to camel: why do you have breast on your back? Camel: that is a ucking
good question from someone with a sex organ on his face.
Sex is like restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad service, s
ometimes no service and many times you have to be happy with self service.
Husband come home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoot his friend to
death wife said "if you behave like this, you will lose all your friends one da
y.
How to activate sex card. Open bra, press nipples, scratch the panty, and insert
pennies. A sweet sound will confirm the activation validity nine months
Ten girls jumped into swimming pool. Suddenly, all water disappears why? New whi
sper ultra absorbs all water.
Teacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: my sex organ in your hand.
Teacher: what's this?
Boy: oh I forget to put space between pen and is.
Biology teacher asked students to draw the female reproductive organ. A girl fee
ls shy and looks down. Boys shouts miss she is copying.
A beautiful wife in bed spread her legs wide and asks sardar do you know what I
know? Sardar: I know you naughty; you want to sleep alone on entire bed.
Aids awareness Logan. 1. Cover your stump before you pump. 2. Protect your ghill
i don't be silly.
Which instrument is 7 inches long? Goes in to a wet hole, moves front and back,
makes white foam of liquid? Toothbrush!
Divorced couple arguing for son's custody. Wife: I gave him birth so he is mine.
Husband: if I put coin in cool drinks machine and cool drinks comes, is it mine
or machine.
Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expir
y date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 b
alls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
Lovers went to film; a mosquito enters girl's skirt. Guess where it bites? Naugh
ty mind always think bad, it bites on boys hand.
Define breast? B-beautiful R-round shaped E-equipment A-amazingly S-soft with T-
tasty milk.
You may love your girl friend very deeply, but you cannot express it more than 7
-8 inches deeply.
Son: daddy what's the difference between confidence and secret?
Daddy: dear, you are my son that is confidence. Your friend ramu also my son tha
t secret.
Blind boy giving sweet to all. Aunty came from bathroom without dress to get swe
ets, knowing he's blind. Aunty: what's special? Boy: I got my eyes.
Don't marry and make a woman happy infact remain a bachelor and make several wom
en happy.
Who's guilty? wife dreams at night suddenly shouts "quick my husband is back" ma
n gets up, jumps out the window and realize" damit i am the husband.
Burial worker : Your husband's coffin isn't closing due to his erect sex organ.
Wife : Cut it & put in his ass because that's the only hole in the town he hasn'
t ucked.
What is the difference between a child and an egg? Egg is an result of a sitting
hen and cuild is a result of standing cock.