White Lives Splatter

Written By
Jonathan Camden

Jfcamden@gmail.com

INT. POLICE STATION - DAY

A POLICE CAPTAIN speaks to his officers. Behind him is a dry
erase board with the words "black lives matter" written on
it.
CAPTAIN
Alright, men. You've probably heard
all the recent controversy, where
people claim officers of the law
target minority individuals to a
disproportionate degree. Some claim
we give white people preferential
treatment, and have encouraged us
to own up to this racial bias, and
face it head on. That's just what I
plan to do.
The camera pulls back to reveal he's standing in front of a
table covered in shotguns. The captain picks one up and
cocks it.
CAPTAIN
So I want you to go out and kill
every last honkey, cracker, gringo,
whitey, bleach skin, marshmallow,
Eminem-looking motherfucker you
see.
All the officers suit up and prepare their guns.
CAPTAIN
If they're whiter than bread, fill
them with lead.
They all start to run out the door.
CAPTAIN
Move move move move move!
EXT. PARK - DAY
Many people mill about at a park. Some police pull up and
open fire on countless white people. They shoot, curb stomp,
slit throats, tackle, punch, the works. It becomes a
complete massacre. Eventually, one of the cops walks up to a
black woman, who is terrified and cowers in fear.
He pats her on the shoulder.
COP
You're welcome.

She, still emotional, becomes confused. He and his fellow

officers walk away while congratulating each other. They get
into their vehicles and shut the door.
The screen goes black and the hashtag "Black Lives Matter"
appears on screen.
THE END.