BOB'S BURGERS

"Super Natural"

written by
Valerie Bryant

FIRST DRAFT
Valerie.ann.bryant@gmail.com

03 31, 2014

INT. BOBS BURGERS - DAY

TEDDY IS SITTING AT THE COUNTER, TALKING BOBS EAR OFF.
TEDDY
... and if there arent any
directions, I cant put the thing
together.
BOB IS BORED, BARELY LISTENING, AND BUSY FILLING UP KETCHUP
BOTTLES FOR THE TABLES.
BOB
Uh-huh.
TEDDY
I shouldve known the deal was too
good to be true.

You cant trust

thrift stores, Bob.

LINDA WALKS IN, CHIPPER.
AND MULTIPLE BRACELETS.

SHES WEARING A LONG, FLOWING SKIRT

LINDA
Bobby, is Gayle here yet?
BOB
Do you think Im hiding her?
LINDA
I never know with you, you sneaky son
of a gun.
BOB
Well, Im not.
TEDDY
Hes telling the truth, Linda.

Ive

been here with him this whole time.

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2.

LINDA
Thank-you for your honesty, Teddy.
BOB
I was honest, Lin.
always late.

Shes late.

Shes

Shes always..

BOBS GETTING FRUSTRATED.

BOB (CONTD)
(annoyed)
Your sister is-TEDDY
Linda, you look nice today.

Where you

off to?
LINDA
Yes, I do look nice today.
of you to notice.

How sweet

Im going to a

holistic healing convention with my

sister.
BOB
Why does she need you there for this?
All that holistic crap is bs anyway.
LINDA
Its not bs, Bob.

Its natural.

BOB
Its all a scam.

They just want you

to spend money on their junk that they

cant prove works and you cant prove
doesnt work.

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3.

LINDA
Youre so negative.
BOB
Im not negative, holistic medicine
just sucks.
TEDDY
I cant be here for this.

My parents

fought like this all through my

childhood.
TEDDY TAKES OFF TOWARD THE BATHROOM.
TEDDY (CONTD)
(turning his head back)
Dont take my fries, Bob.

Im still

working on those.
LINDA AND BOB CONTINUE THEIR CONVERSATION.
LINDA
You need to get rid of this
negativity.

Your chakras are all out

of whack, I bet.
BOB
More of this healing mumbo jumbo?
Linda, I cant take this.

Your

sisters rubbing off on you.

LINDA
Id rather she rubbed off on me than
you.
LINDA REALIZES WHAT SHES SAID AND GIGGLES, THEN GIGGLES
HARDER.

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4.

LINDA (CONTD)
No, giggles, no.

Im mad at you and I

want you to work on your negativity,

because I dont want our kids to be
raised by a curmudgeonly widower.
BOB
What are you talking about?
LINDA
If I die, youll have to raise those
kids alone and I want you to be a
positive role model for them while
theyre dealing with the untimely
death of their mother.

Ooh!

Theres

Gayle!
GAYLES OUTSIDE OF THE WINDOW, PICKING A WEDGIE AS SHE WALKS
UP.
LINDA (CONTD)
Aww, look at my gorgeous sister.
BOB
Uh, yeah.

I see her.

TEDDY COMES OUT FROM THE BATHROOM AND WIPES HIS WET HANDS ON
HIS SHIRT WHILE LOOKING AT GAYLE PICK HER WEDGIE.
TEDDY
She is a vision of loveliness.
LINDA
(reacting to Teddy)
Aww.
GAYLE WALKS IN.

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5.

LINDA (CONTD)
(giddily, to Gayle)
Im so excited to spend the day with
you!
GAYLE
(annoyed)
Linda, please, lets keep the small
talk to a minimum.

Were running late

as it is.
LINDA
Im sorry, Im just so freakin
excited.
BOB
Why are you sorry?

Shes the one

whos late.
LINDA
(with a tone)
Bobby...
GAYLE
Lets go, Linda.
hostility.

I dont need this

Besides Im doubled-parked

in a red zone and that ambulance

driver looked like he mightve been in
a hurry.
GAYLE RUSHES OUT THE DOOR, PULLING LINDA ALONG WITH HER WHILE
LINDA BLOWS KISSES TO BOB.
LINDA
(shouting)
Be a nice boy while Im gone!
THE DOOR CLOSES BEHIND THEM.

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6.

BOB GOES BACK TO WORK AND IS NOW FILLING UP THE MUSTARD

BOTTLES.
TEDDY
Do you think one of those kisses was
for me?

Itd sure mean a lot if it

was.
ANOTHER CUSTOMER (DANA, MALE, 50, OVERWEIGHT, POLO SHIRT)
SITS DOWN NEXT TO TEDDY.
THE SIGN POSTED FOR THE BURGER OF THE DAY SAYS PESTO CHANGEO.
DANA
Pesto change-o, huh?
BOB
Excuse me?
BOB TURNS AROUND.
BOB (CONTD)
Im sorry, sir, I didnt see you
there.

Do you need a menu?

DANA

Is that some kind of magic joke?

BOB
Is what some kind of magic joke?
DANA
Pesto change-o.
BOB
Oh, yeah, the burger name.
changes every day.

That

Its just

something fun we do here.

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7.

DANA
How old are you?
BOB
Um, 45.
DANA
Ive never understood that.
BOB
What?
DANA
Grown men acting like children.

Yeah,

Ill take a menu.

BOB IS TAKEN ABACK, BUT QUICKLY HANDS DANA A MENU.
DANA (CONTD)
Huh, just burgers and fries...
DANA MAKES A CLICKING NOISE WHILE HE CONSIDERS HIS OPTIONS,
WHICH MAKES BOB WINCE WITH ANGER.
DANA (CONTD)
I guess Ill have the funny burger,
but please make sure to cook it
properly.

My health is not a joke.

BOB
(annoyed, shouting)
Can do!
DANA TURNS TO TEDDY.
DANA
Hi, how are you, Im Dana.
TEDDY DOESNT LIKE THIS GUY RIGHT AWAY.

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8.

TEDDY
Im Teddy, but its Theodore to you.
DANA
Good to meet you Theodore.

You from

around here?
TEDDY
Yeah.
DANA
I hate it here.

Where Im from is

much better.
DANA STRETCHES IN HIS CHAIR.
DANA (CONTD)
Much, much better.
DANA YAWNS.

TEDDY IS ANNOYED BEYOND BELIEF.

EXT. CONVENTION CENTER - DAY

GAYLE
Its glorious.
WE SEE THEYRE STANDING IN FRONT OF A GIANT, PLAIN WHITE
BUILDING.
LINDA
Ooh, lets take a picture of ourselves
before we go in.

Cause were gonna

walk out changed women.

GAYLE AND LINDA SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT AS THEY TAKE A PHOTO
TOGETHER. WE SEE THE IMAGE ON THE CAMERA AND GAYLE IS TAKING
UP MOST OF THE PHOTO SO LINDA ONLY HAS HALF HER FACE IN IT.
LINDA LOOKS AT THE PHOTO.
LINDA (CONTD)
Aw, we were so young.

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9.

LINDA LAUGHS LOUDLY.

LINDA AND GAYLE READY THEMSELVES TO ENTER THE CONVENTION
CENTER. THEY PUSH OPEN THE DOORS TOGETHER.
INT. CONVENTION CENTER
THE CONVENTION CENTER IS PACKED WITH BOOTHS SET UP FOR EVERY
HOLISTIC HEALING PRODUCT IMAGINABLE.
GAYLES EYES LIGHT UP WHEN SHE ENTERS THE ROOM, BUT LINDAS
EYES DO THE OPPOSITE.
THE BOOTHS SAY THINGS LIKE HOMEOPATHIC MANICURES, ASK THE
DOCTOR: DR. HAMPTON RAMPT, PHD IN HERBAL OILS, LAVENDER
URINE THERAPY, POLITICAL ACUPRESSURE, BRUISE WELLNESS,
INCENSE SUNGLASSES.
LINDA
(to herself)
What have I done?

A whole day of

this?
GAYLE
I know!

Where should we start first?

LINDA
(reading a booths sign)
Potato soap?
GAYLE
I was thinking we should start with
potato soap too!

Its like the

universe is listening to my thoughts

and giving me exactly what I want.
GAYLE RACES OVER TO THE POTATO SOAP BOOTH WHERE THERE IS A
CHIPPER YOUNG MAN WORKING.
GAYLE (CONTD)
Please tell us every detail about your
soap, young man.

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10.

YOUNG MAN
We have an informative video for that
exact soothing, natural purpose.
THE YOUNG MAN POINTS TOWARD THE TV AND THEY (AND THE
AUDIENCE) WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT THE MAKING OF THIS SOAP.
INT. VIDEO - POTATOES SWIRL AROUND A COLORFUL BACKGROUND AND
CREATE SHAPES AND FLOWERS AND PERFORM OTHER PSYCHEDELIC
TRICKS
VIDEO (V.O.)
If the eyes are the window to the
soul, then potatoes must be all
knowing.

After bathing, instead of

just feeling clean, dont you want to

feel truly cleansed?

Potato soap can

see into your soul with its patented

potato power thats been proven by
science...
GAYLE IS ENTHRALLED.

LINDA LOOKS HORRIFIED.

INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - TINAS CLASSROOM

TEACHER
Open your books to page 225.

Now who

would like to read aloud?

NO HANDS GO UP.
TEACHER (CONTD)
No one?

Well then I guess Ill just

have to choose someone.

TINA LOOKS PAINED.

Tina...

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11.

INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - LOUISES CLASSROOM

LOUISE IS CARVING SOMETHING INTO HER DESK WHILE HER TEACHER
CHEERFULLY TALKS.
TEACHER #2
Its everyones favorite day: Show and
Tell!
THE CLASS OOHS AND AHHS IN EXCITEMENT, EXCEPT FOR LOUISE, WHO
ROLLS HER EYES.
TEACHER #2 (CONTD)
Well begin with Caleb who brought a
photo of his favorite aunt to share
with us today.

Isnt that nice?

LOUISE FLOPS HER HEAD DOWN ON HER DESK AND WE SEE AN

INTRICATE CARVING SHES LIKELY BEEN WORKING ON FOR MONTHS: A
RAT EATING MR. FRONDS EYEBALL OUT OF HIS HEAD WHILE A TEAR
ROLLS DOWN HIS CHEEK.
INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - EUGENES CLASSROOM
EUGENES TEACHER IS WEARING A SILLY COSTUME. HE HAS ON A
RAINBOW AFRO WIG, RAINBOW SUSPENDERS, AND RAINBOW CLOWN
SHOES.
TEACHER #3
Does anyone know how a rainbow is
made?
EUGENE
By lighting a kittens fart on fire?
TEACHER #3
Eugene, thats not appropriate, Im
going to have to send you to the
princip...
THE SCREEN SPLITS IN THREE AND WE SEE ALL THREE OF THE
TEACHERS TALKING AT ONCE.

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12.

TEACHER
Hold on, I almost forgot.

Your book

orders came in today.

TEACHER #2
Hold on, I almost forgot.

Your book

orders came in today.

TEACHER #3
Hold on, I almost forgot.

Your book

orders came in today.

THEN WE SEE CLOSE-UPS OF THE KIDS FACES.
NEWS THEYVE EVER HEARD.

THIS IS THE BEST

INT. WAGSTAFF SCHOOL - CAFETERIA - SAME DAY

TINA, LOUISE, AND EUGENE ARE ALL SITTING TOGETHER, HOLDING
THEIR NEW PRIZED POSSESSIONS.
LOUISE
This might be the most Ive ever loved
something.

Sorry, guys, but Ive

moved on.
TINA
A book of 75 of the most inspirational
people?

That doesnt seem like you.

LOUISE

Tina, come on, do you know me at all?

Im going to draw on all of their
faces to humiliate them.

Not so

inspirational with a tattoo of a

pantsless gremlin on your forehead,
now are you?

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13.

EUGENE
What did he do to deserve this?
LOUISE
He ran a 4-minute mile.
EUGENE
Tear him apart, Louise.

Tear him

apart.
TINA
Well, my book has its own drawings.
Its a Japanese comic book and its a
love story, ooh la la.
GENE
Please dont look at me when you say
that.
TINA
Ooh la la.
TINA WINKS AT GENE.
GENE
Now that I like.
TINA WINKS AGAIN AND GENE MOVES HIS BODY ALL AROUND LIKE HE
JUST GOT THE CHILLS.
LOUISE
You didnt show us your book.
TINA
Yeah, Gene, where is it?
GENE
I didnt order a book.
poster!

I ordered...a

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14.

LOUISE
A poster of what?
GENE
A dog with a frisbee in its mouth.
TINA
Show me, show me!
GENE HOLDS IT UP.
IMAGINE.

IT LOOKS EXACTLY AS BORING AS YOUD

TINA (CONTD)

Its beautiful.
INT. CONVENTION CENTER - SAME DAY
GAYLE
Its beautiful.
WE SEE A CLOSE-UP OF A PRODUCT THAT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF
MANNEQUIN HANDS. THEYRE CALLED SENSUAL STRANGER.
LINDA
What is it?
THE GIRL WORKING AT THE BOOTH SPEAKS IN A VERY CALM, SOOTHING
VOICE.
BOOTH GIRL
The Sensual Stranger behaves just like
real hands, but better.
GAYLE
Ooh, better than hands!
that, Linda?

You hear

Better than hands.

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15.

BOOTH GIRL
You can use these to massage your
lover, to caress your lap cat, or to
hold hands with when youre feeling
lonely.
LINDA
Cant your hands just do that stuff?
BOOTH GIRL
This isnt about hands, its about the
experience of hands.
LINDA
(annoyed)
Oh.

Okay.

GAYLE USES THE MANNEQUIN HANDS TO CLAP WITH EXCITEMENT.

INT. BOBS BURGERS
BOB IS MAKING BURGERS BEHIND THE GRILL WHEN HE SEES DANA WALK
IN.
BOB
Oh god.
BOB DUCKS BEHIND THE GRILL.
TEDDY
What is it, Bobby?

Did you see my

mothers ghost?
DANA SITS DOWN NEXT TO TEDDY.
TEDDY (CONTD)
Oh, its you.

Bob, its not my

mother, its Dana.

BOB COMES UP FROM BEHIND THE GRILL.

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16.

DANA
Hey, its me.

Im here.

Youre new

favorite customer.
BOB
Twice in one day?

You liked that

pesto burger after all then?

DANA
Say, Bob, are you interested in buying
13 gallons of unpasturized milk?
BOB
Uhh, no.
DANA
Really?

Why not?
BOB

Im sorry, Dana, Im kinda busy.

Are

you going to have another Pesto Changeo?

DANA
I know how that is.

Im actually busy

too.
BOB
Oh yeah?
DANA
You dont get to where I am without
being busy.
BOB
Okay.

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17.

DANA
Where am I, you ask?

Im an

entrepreneur.
TEDDY
(annoyed)
Is he kidding with this?
DANA
I retired at 29, but guess what?

Im

still working.
TEDDY
That doesnt make sense.
DANA
14 kids.
BOB
Thats a lot.
DANA
Had them all before my 21st birthday.
BOB
Tough wife.
DANA
Never married.
TEDDY
Can you shut-up?
DANA
Theodore, is it?
TEDDY
It is.

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18.

DANA
Can I ask you something?
TEDDY
(angry)
Sure you can.

I believe in you.

DANA
Would you sign my petition to make the
letter r illegal?
TEDDY
No one wants you here.
BOB
Pesto change-o, coming up!
INT. CONVENTION CENTER - SAME DAY
GAYLE IS LYING FACEDOWN AND SHIRTLESS ON A MASSAGE TABLE WITH
MUSIC LOUDLY PLAYING.
GAYLE
Ooh, that feels so good.
WE SEE LINDA IS IN A SIMILAR POSITION ON THE TABLE NEXT TO
HER.
LINDA
I dont feel nothin.
THE BOOTH IS CALLED DEEP TISSUE MUSIC MASSAGE
THE MAN AT THE BOOTH WALKS IN BETWEEN THEM.
BOOTH MAN
I think whats happening is Gayle
isnt afraid of the experience, but
Linda.. Maybe youre a little scared?
GAYLE
Thats it.

Linda, youre scared.

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19.

LINDA
Huh.

I dont feel scared.

GAYLE

BOOTH MAN

You are scared.

Yes, youre scared.

LINDA (CONTD)

I have been holding in a fart this

whole time.
BOOTH MAN
See?

Fear was holding you back.

You

have to let the music touch you and

you have to let yourself touch the
music.
GAYLE
The music touched me and I touched the
music.
BOOTH MAN
Very good, Gayle.

Perhaps youll be

interested in purchasing the full deep

tissue music massage package for athome use?
GAYLE
Sure.

Ill just leave my credit card

with you and you can decide for me

what my best option is.
LINDA
Gayle, no.

No.

some more first.

Lets browse around

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20.

GAYLE
Oh, okay.

Ill be back.

THE BOOTH MAN LOOKS PERTURBED.

HER TONGUE OUT AT HIM.

LINDA TURNS AROUND AND STICKS

LINDA
Lets go into the food room.

Im

starved.
GAYLE
I did read about a eucalyptus
cheesecake that fills you up while
also clearing chest congestion.
LINDA
Great, well try that.
INT. CONVENTION CENTER - FOOD ROOM
THE FOOD ROOM IS GLORIOUS. ALL OF THE FOOD LOOKS AMAZING.
UNFORTUNATELY THE FLAVORS ARE ALL BIZARRE.
LINDA
It smells like everyone in here is
wearing too much perfume.

But look,

donuts!
LINDA RUNS OVER TO A TABLE WITH DONUTS.
BOOTH WOMAN
Would you like a natural donut?
LINDA
Yes, yes, yes.

Mmm, chocolate!

LINDA GRABS UP A BROWN DONUT. SHE TAKES A BIG BITE AND HER
EYES GET WIDE AND SHE STARTS TO CHEW VERY SLOWLY AND WITH HER
MOUTH OPEN AS WIDE AS IT WILL GO.

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21.

BOOTH WOMAN
Can you believe theres no chocolate
in that at all?

Thats actually made

from the healing bark of the oak tree.

GAYLE
No kidding?
GAYLES MOUTH IS FULL AND SHE CHEERILY CARRIES 3 DONUTS AND
MUNCHES ON THEM ALL.
BOOTH WOMAN
One donut per person.
LINDA PULLS HER SISTER AWAY.
LINDA
(under her breath)
No one else is gonna want your nasty
bark rings.
LINDAS STOMACH GRUMBLES AND SHE FRANTICALLY LOOKS AROUND FOR
ANY BOOTH THAT SEEMS NORMAL. THE SIGNS SHE SEES SAY NUT
CHEEZE PIZZA, BEAN CURD SMOOTHIES, FREEZE DRIED TOFU
DOGS, KOMBUCHA ICE-CREAM SANDWICHES, AND WHEAT GERM GUMMY
BEARS.
LINDA LOOKS UP TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS AT THE GODS.
IN THE CONVENTION CENTER LOOKS AT HER, ALARMED.
GAYLE
Cant decide, huh?
INT. BOBS BURGERS - SAME DAY
THE KIDS ALL WALK IN WITH THEIR BACKPACKS ON.
GENE
Dad, look at my cool poster!
GENE PROUDLY SHOWS BOB HIS POSTER.
BOB
Thats great, Gene.

I love it.

EVERYONE

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22.

LOUISE
And look at this man jetskiing with no
arms.

I colored the mountains brown,

so now it looks like hes skiing down

a mountain of poop.
LOUISE SHOWS BOB THE PHOTO.
BOB
Thats truly magnificent, Louise.
TINA IS SILENTLY READING HER BOOK.
BOB (CONTD)
Tina?
TINA CONTINUES READING.
BOB (CONTD)
Tina, did you have something you
wanted to show me?
TINA
No.
TINA LOOKS UP AND SEES HOW DISAPPOINTED BOB LOOKS.
TINA (CONTD)
Okay, a real quick peek, but this is
getting good so dont drool all over
the pages.
BOB
Ill try not to.
TINA GOES OVER TO BOB AND SHOWS HIM HER BOOK.
THE DRAWINGS AND DESCRIBES EACH PANEL.

SHE POINTS TO

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23.

TINA
Basho doesnt want Emi to know he
knows shes engaged to be married, but
Emi knows he knows but she doesnt
want him to know that.

So Basho is

slowly dying because hes sad, but Emi

wont talk to him about it because
shes sad too.
BOB
Wow, Tina, thats certainly dramatic.
TINA
Dramatic?

Dad, its the saddest thing

thats ever happened to anyone.

isnt this my life?

Why

Do you think

Jimmy Jr would slowly die if I got

secretly engaged?
BOB
I, uh, yeah, probably.
TINA CLUTCHES HER BOOK TO HER CHEST AND BREATHES OUT A DEEP
SIGH. SHE RUNS OFF WITH HER BOOK.
LOUISE
Shes a handful isnt she, Bob?
GENE
Kids: you cant live with em, you
cant live without em.
bears?

Or is that

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24.

BOB
Can you kids please help me by
refilling the napkins?
TEDDY
Oh boy, Bob, if youre running low on
napkins I think I might know whose
fault it is: mine.
BOB
Its fine, Teddy, we do this weekly.
TEDDY
Oh, phew, color me relieved.

I was

beginning to think my mothers ghost

was right about me.
DANA WALKS IN.
TEDDY (CONTD)
Speak of the devil.
BOB
I dont think thats how you use that
phrase.
TEDDY
No?
BOB
No.
TEDDY
Oh.

Hey Dana.

Here to ruin our day

with your bad personality?

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25.

LOUISE
Whoa, Teddy, whats with the attitude?
I like it.
LOUISE (CONTD)
(to Dana)
Listen here, Buddy, if Teddy dont
like ya, then I dont either.

You got

that?
GENE
Me neither!
BOB
Alright, kids, its fine.
Dana.

Sorry,

Pesto change-o?
DANA

I came here to say goodbye.

BOB
Goodbye?
DANA
As you may or may not know, Im not
from around here.

I came here with my

stack of petitions hoping to make a

quick seven grand, then hit the road.
BOB
Okay...
DANA
But something happened.
the way.

Life got in

And so did friendship.

(MORE)

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26.
DANA (CONT'D)

I spent so much time here with you

folks that I only managed to get
150,000 signatures while I was in
town.
BOB
That sounds like a lot.
DANA
But, you know what, it was worth it.
Ill cherish the memories of the time
we spent together for the rest of my
days.

And there will be a lot of

them, because Im very healthy.

BOB
Thats good to know.
TEDDY
Yeesh.
DANA
But I think Ill miss you most of all,
Theodore.

Thanks for the laughs.

TEDDY

Youre welcome.

Now get the hell out

of here.
DANA
I will, friend.

I will.

DANA LEAVES THE RESTAURANT.

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27.

GENE
Why did he make a speech?

Was he

proposing to you?
TEDDY
Who cares?

Hes gone.
LOUISE

Hey, look!

Hes in my book of

inspirational people!
LOUISE SHOWS A PICTURE OF THE MAN IN HER BOOK.
TEDDY
Now I feel bad.
LOUISE
It says he was born with 4 testicles.
TEDDY
Now I feel really bad.
BOB
Why is that in your book?
LOUISE
I dont know, its inspirational?
GENE
Im inspired!
BOB
When will your mother be home?
INT. CONVENTION CENTER
A MAN IS DOING A PRESENTATION OF HIS PRODUCT, THE STRESS
STRAW. HIS PRESENTATION IS FAST-PACED AND SIMILAR TO THE
SHAM-WOW COMMERCIAL.

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28.

STRESS STRAW PRESENTER

So picture this: Youre having a bad
day, the rains coming down on you and,
oh no, your shoes are soaking wet.
Guess what, its not the end of the
world.

The stress straw is there.

Just chew on the stress straw, like

so.
THE MAN CHEWS ON THE STRESS STRAW.
STRESS STRAW PRESENTER
(CONTD)
And all of your stress goes out the
window.
GAYLE LOOKS DELIGHTED.
MISERABLE.

LINDA IS CHEWING ON A BARK DONUT,

STRESS STRAW PRESENTER

(CONTD)
You can chew it, you can pull it, you
can twist it, you can break it.

And

if you make a wish into it, itll come

true.
GAYLE AND THE OTHER ONLOOKERS ARE AMAZED.
LINDA GRABS GAYLES ARM, WHICH IS FULL OF BAGS OVERFLOWING
WITH HOLISTIC JUNK.
LINDA
Gayle, lets go, this place is bull-