“FRENCH'S *% MUSICAL | LIBRARY fcast (tn order ef appears) USHERETTEMAGENTA BRAD JANET [NARRATOR RIFF RAFF COLUMBIA FRANK °N'FURTER ROCKY [EDDIE/DR SCOTT |4 PHANTOMS ~ TRANSILVANIANS Note Usteretecan be doubled wth Magen, 2. Seotand Edie canbe doubled 5. Phenom en be increased tsi ‘They are ed onstage dol aback up singers as well asunderstudis. PHANTOMS: (Bwer from Audience) Weleome, we're glad you oul coe toviht Protgue (USHERETTE enters with) {Song: “SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE") USHERETTE: MICHAEL RENNIE WAS ILL. ‘THE DAY THe GARTH STOOD STILL DBUTHE TOLD US WHERE We STAND ‘AND FLASH GORDON WAS THERE. IN SILVER UNDERWEAR. CLAUDE RAINS WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN ‘THEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG FORFAY WRAY AND KING KONG. ‘THEY GOT CAUGHT IN A CELLULOID JAM ‘THEN ATA DEADLY PACE IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE AND THIS IS HOW THE MESSAGE RAN. (ceoRus) (PHANTOMS do the Cotte ete) SCIENCE FICTION - DOUBLE FEATURE DRX WILL BUILD A CREATURE SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET [ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET OB AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE show. RENEW LEO G. CARROL, WAS OVER A BARREL WHEN TARANTULA TOOK TO THE HILLS. AND [REALLY GOT HOT” WHEN ISAW JANETTE SCOTT FIGHTA TRIFFID THAT SPITS POISON AND KILLS DANA ANDREWS SAID PRUNES.8 RICHARD O'DRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW Ive HIM THE REUNES, [AND PASSING THEM USED LOTS OF SKILLS ‘AND WHEN WORLD'S COLLIDE. ‘SAID GEORGE PAL.TO HIS BRIDE PM GOING TO Give YOU SOME TERRIBLE THRILLS UKE A= (conus, SCIENCE FICTION - DOUBLE FEATURE DR.X WILL BUILD A CREATURE SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET [ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET (Oi-AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW. 1wANT TOGO [ATTHE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW BYRKO. ‘AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW INTHE BACK ROW [AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW. ‘Scene One (Oecd blte are ringing = PHANTOM voles, PHANTOMS create arch through whch BRAD ond JANET one, bothare Breatiles) JANET. Oh Brad, wasnt it wonderful ~ did't Baty look rainy beat = Tea’ boise jt an hor go she was plain Bety Monroe fd now she's Me. Ralf apa BRAD. Yes, Janet Rae chy uy. JANET. Yes BRAD, Everyone knows Bety's a wondefl it ook JANET. Yeu. ‘BRAD. And lf ins wil bein ine fr pomtio na year or vo JANET. Yes, Brad [Song DAMN IT JANET] BRAD. HEY JANET. ICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 9 JANET. ‘YESRAD, rap, PVE COT SOMETHING TO SAY. JANE, YES. Rap. REALLY LOVED THE SKILLFUL WAY YOU BEAT THE OTHER GIRLS TO THE BRIDE'S BOUQUET. PHANTOMS. ‘THE RIVER WAS DEEP BUT SWAM IT ane, ‘THE FUTURE IS OURS SO LET'S PLAN iT. Set SOPLEASE DON'T TELL ME 70 CANT. Senet IVE GNE THING TO SAY AND THAT'S DAMNIT ~JANET-1LOVE YOU. ‘THE ROAD WAS LONG BUT RAN IT. ‘THERSS A FIRE INMY HEART AND YOU FANT . IP THERE'S 4 FOOL FOR YOU THEN | AMI PVE ONE THING TOSAY AND THAT'S DANOUIT-JANET ~I LOVE YOU. HERE'S A RING 10 PROVE I'M NO JOKER Ere (Ball ice) . ‘THERE'S THREE WAYS THAT LOVE CANGROW ‘THATS GOOD ~ BAD - OR MEDIOCRE FANE. TLOVE YOU so, JANET. PHANTOMS. WITS NICER THAN BETTY MUNROE HAD, Oh Brad NOWWEREENGAGED ANDIMSOGLAD. Ok Brad [THAT YOU'VE MET MOM AND YOU KNOW DAD. Ob Bad PVEONE THING TO SAY AND THAT'S BRAD" TM MAD ~FOR YOU TOO. on BRAD.10 RICHARD O"BRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW ‘BRAD. (Om DAMN TT, JANET. eM MAD, BRAD. OW JANET. JANET. FoR YOU, BRAD. PHANTOMS. 1LOVE YOU TOO THERE'S ONE THING LEFT TODOAND THAT'S GO SEE THE MAN THAT BEGAN IT Jeet WHEN WE MET IW HIS SCIENCE EXAM IT MADE ME GIVE YOU THE EVE AND THEN PANIC Janet NOW I'VE ONE THING TO SAY AND THATS. DAMN IT JANET-1 LOVE YOU. DANN IT JANET, JANET. (OH BRAD I'M MAD. BRAD. DAMN ITIANET. JANET. 1LoVE YOu, (Gong ond Black ou) (BRED, JANET and PHANTOMS exit) (Spotight on) NARRATOR, | would lke ~ i may —o tke you ona strange Ht seemed a fly odiary aight when Brad Majors, and is Fact fame Wels. vo young ordinary belt Ki) et Denton tat Inte November evening to vin Dr. vee Seat ex tutor and now fend fo botof thom le tue there were dak star clos, heavy — back and Dendulos toward which ey were driving, sue alo ta the spare re ‘hey were caryng was dl tn need of some abut tey being noma [RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 11 Kids and en aight out wol— they were not ging to let storm spil ihe vents oti evening, Ona aight out (Phd Tt was amight on they ‘ware to remember (Tun foa very = long tine. ‘Scene Two (Sound ofa car approaching trough stormy nih, Semdeias re tron ) (Carsiop:) ‘BRAD. Hm, ANET. What's the mater, Be darling? ‘BRAD. | think ve too the wrong fork afew miles back there. We'd ter go> send up th oad and se Tw ean id our way back. (Thy move aff BLOW-OLT) On drt ane. SSANET. Ws was that bang? ‘BRAD, We som to havea Blow-out inthe front e-hand te JANET. Ob (Pause. ighning and ander) [BRAD, You'd beter sty bare and keep warm wile go for el. IANEE, Bet where wil ou go? We're inthe idle of nowhere BRAD. Didn't we pas «case back down the road fe tales? Maybe thy have atlephone | might we SIANET. [coming wt ou, 'BRAD. There's no plot it bth of s geting wet ANET. I'm coming wih you. Bese, darling, the owner ofthe pone mz be «beaut woman, and you may never comeback. "BRAD. i HaHa, (PHANTOMS tae pth lager ~ Thay ext with car) {Song: “OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE") JANET. [RUTHE VELVET DARKNESS OF THEBLACKEST NIGHT BURNING BRIGHT” THERE'S A GUIDING STAR NOMATTER WHAT OR WHO YOU ARE. BRAD & JANET. TuERES ALIGHT12 RICHARD O’BRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW PHANTOMS. OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE BRAD & JANET. ‘THERE'S ALIGHT PHANTOMS. BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE JANET, ‘THERE'S ALIGHT... LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF EVERYBODY'S LIFE BRAD. 11 CAN SEE THE FLAG FLY GAN SEE THE RAIN JUST THE SAME ~ THERE HAS GOT TO BE ‘SOMETHING BETTER HERE™~FOR YOU AND ME, BRAD & JANET. ‘THERE'S ALIGHT PHANTOMS, (OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE BRAD & JANET. ‘THERE'S ALIGHT PHANTOMS. BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE ‘THERE'S A LIGHT .. LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF EVERYBODY'S LIFE (A igh pin pou RIFE RAFF) RIFF RAFF. ‘THE DARKNESS MUST GO DOWN THE RIVER OF NIGHTS DREAMING FLOW MORPHIA SLOW LET THE SUN AND LIGHT (COME STREAMING INTO MY LIFE INTO MY LIFE, RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 13, JANET & BRAD. THERES ALIGHT PHANTOMS. OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE JANET & BRAD. THERES ALIGHT Puayroms. BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE ‘THERES A LIGHT LIGHT JANET & BRAD. IN THE DARKNESS OF EVERYBODY'S LIFE Gong ends) Cighonre) JANET. Screams, BRAD. isa ih, ne JANET. Oh Bead e's go back. I'm cold and 'm heed. [BRAD. Justa moment, lve, they may bavestelephone, (PHANTOMS enor ~ mie door) (ering tbl No anwar R Ala the door 5 ings agai. opens) RIFF RAFF. (Looting ast them as for others, or some-oe le) Hello, 'BRAD. Oh: Uh: AM: Hither, wer in abit of pot wonder could you hel our ears rok down about wo lee backdo you ave ‘Tapia we might use? RUFF RATT. (Povoe) You're wet. STANEET: Wes “the ala has bean very bear. BRAD. Yes. RIFE RAFF es (Lignin an der) nk you beter bth STANT: You're kind, [RUBY RAPE. (AdmcsJAH/ET) You'e too kind (hus or) (alacica)14 RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW NARRATOR. pion) And 0 ~ afer teming he acest eae acme oni ieee ome a med on Bia?Shnet al tu yh fond te sues ht her pe Petal en hey Thaw tty song sox bie Ueto tie da mt ight ad rg em) St nace he cay ba tng mre teach do et ih oy Stu hve nr uk igs stake Svar of wate ap voted ‘Scene Three (rir dnt it) (BHANTOMS wander set with arou experimemtal erga elements — le ‘rain note) (RIEF RAFF enters, beckons JANET and BRAD) RUFF RAFF, Wait ere. BRAD. (To FF RAPP a he exe) Excuse me, SANE. (Locking around) Ob Brad wat sor ofa place his— Pim Sighene.| 'BRAD. I's probsbl ome srt hunting lodge fo rich weldoe— but you'r shivering: JANET, Yelm wet ‘BRAD. Look fer! thi ~tber's hot ale coming tom thi rile inthe wall takeoff your seater and ry there Pi Ree a lok oa fo the dere STANET. (Seuss ater anatched from herby hand through rl) On ‘BRAD. For God's sake keep grip on yourself Janet. Ym bere — there's nothing to wary abou (Sho max) Hare ymca 0, “JANET. O.K- (RIFF RAFF. COLUMBIA and MAGENTA enter UNE areas} Aah ‘BRAD. spt, Ju. Excuse me, i ook i eoul just se your phone el move pt aang I'm sre youve got tof ngs do nda gent erening panne, IRIN RAFF. On yes, you've arrived on a rater speci night, the ‘master having one of his aa. SIANET. Lely ag he. MAGENTA. Yeah ~he's ky ~1'm hacky ~you're ky — we're ay “COLUMBIA. Al excep: Ea RIFF RAFF schist SANET Basi? RICHARD O'DRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 15, RIFF RAFF & MAGENTA. SSH! MAGENTA. The delivery boy, ‘COLUMBIA. His every wast good enough. [RIFF RAFF. The master only wanted (0 help the boy beter his positon "BRAD. That's very commendable [RUPP RAFF. es, soe ke ony yesterday sae be went. JANET: Where? MAGENTA. Topics. RIFF RAFF & MAGENTA. Ha a Ha, (MAGENTA, COLUMBLA and RIFF RAFF sing, PHANTOMS join after free) (Song: “THE TIME WARP") RIFF RAFF. ITS ASTOUNDING ~ TIME IS FLEETING MADNESS TAKES 17'S TOLL BUTLSTEN CLOSELY — MAGENTA & COLUMBIA, NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER RIFF RAFF. I'VE G2T'T0 KEEP CONTROL IIREMEMBER DOING THE TIME WARP DRINKING THOSE MOMENTS WHEN THE BLACKNESS WOULD HIT ME AND THE VOID WOULD BE CALLING LET'S.90 THE TIME WARP AGAIN BT'S 90 TIE TIME WARP AGAIN (cHons) NARRATOR. (8 BASSMAN) IT's USTAJUMPTO THE LEFT Au, AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT NARRATOR. WITH YOUR HANDS ON Your HIPS16 RICHARD O°BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW ALL. ‘YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT UTIT'S THEPELVIC THRUST [THAT STARTS TO DRIVE YOU INSANE. LET'S DO TH TIME WARP AGAIN LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN MAGENTA. 11's $0 DREAMY ~ OH FANTASY FREE ME $0 YOU CAN'T SEE ME NO NOT AT ALL. INANOTHER DIMENSION = WITH! VOYEURISTIC INTENTION WELL SECLUDED -T'LL SEE ALL WITH A BIT OF A MIND FLIP- YOU'RE THERE IN| ‘THE TIME SLIP [NOTHING CAN EVER BE THE SAME ‘YOU'RE SPACED OUT ON SENSATION [RIFF RAFF & MAGENTA. LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDATION Au. LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN LED'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN (conus NARRATOR, (MR BASSMAN) IPSWUSTAJUMP TO THE LEFT au. AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT NARRATOR, |WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS ALL ‘YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT BUTIT'S THE PELVIC THRUST. [THAT STARTS TO DRIVE YOU INSANE. RICHARD O’DRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORRORSHOW 17 LET'S DO THE TIME WARD AGAIN EBP'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN covumta. WELL IWAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST HAVING A THINK. WHEN 4 SNAKE OF A GUY GAVE ME AN BVIL WINK WELL IT SHOOK ME UP, IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE HE HADA PICK UP TRUCK AND THE DEVIL'S BYES (Oll= HE STARED AT ME AND I FELT A CHANGE {TIME MEANT NOTHING -NEVER WOULD AGAIN AL LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN ETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN (COLUMBIA — Tap break) LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN (cHorus) NARRATOR. (MR BASSMAN) irs }USt AJUMPTOTHELEFT ALL, AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT NARRATOR, WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HPS ALL. ‘YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST ‘THAT STARTS TO DRIVE YOU INSANE LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN LET'S 00 THE TIME WARP AGAIN (Gong onde. RIFF RAFF, MAGENTA, COLUMBIA move menacingly “ward BRAD ond JANET)18 RICHARD O°BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW JANET. Say something Brad BRAD. Ah, do Jou ys kDow how to Madison? Janet — ot, ous sept, sap tach (Beato “Sweet Trasvstte") (RIFF RAPE, MAGENT4, COLUMBLA and PHANTOMS break of and Prepare for entrance) JANET, Bradt’ ot out of here, sems sb une here 2 "GRAD. Well e can go anywhere unl gt to phon. JANET, This thejnir Chamber of Commere Brad [BRAD. They're probably foreigners wih ways diferent o our own, ‘hey may do some mare folk dancing JANET, Look I'm cal I'm we abn ast plan seared. BRAD. i'm er lant, heres nothing to wor abou (FRANK cppears) {Song: “SWEET TRANSVESTITE") FRANK. wow Do You DO I'SEE YOU'VE MET MY FAITHFUL HANDYMAN E'S A LITILE BROUGHT DOWN [BECAUSE WHEN YOU KNOCKED HE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CANDYMAN ‘Spoler) Didnt you Freak. DON'T GET STRUNG OUT BY THE WAY THAT LOOK. DON'TJUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER TMNOT MUCH OF A MAN BY THE LIGHT OF DAY. BUT BY NIGHTI'M ONE HELL.OF A LOVER PMIUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL "TRANSYLVANIA, LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND, MAYBE PLAY YOU A SOUND. ‘YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY GROOVIE ORIF YOU WANT SOMETHING VISUAL THATS NOT ‘TOO ABYSMAL WE COULD TAKE IN AN OLD STEVE REEVES MOVIE, RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 19 ‘BRAD. PM GLAD WE CAUGHT YoU ATHOME ‘AH-COULD WE USE YOUR PHONE. WEE BOTH IN A BITOF A HURRY (WE'LL JUST SAY WHERE WE ARE ‘THEN GO BACK TO THE CAR WE DON'T WANTTO BE ANY WORRY PRANK. YoUGOT CAUGHT WiTH A FLAT WELL HOW ABOUT THAT. WELL BABIES DON'T YOU PANIC BY THB LIGHT OF THENIGHT IPLLALL SEEM ALRIGHT ‘LL GET YOU A SATANIC MECHANIC PMausta ‘SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL ‘TRANSYLVANIA WHY DON'T CHA STAY FOR THE NIGHT [RIFF RAFF, MAGENTA & COLUMBIA. GH FRANK. OR MAVBE'A BITE [RIFF RAFF, MAGENTA & COLUMBIA. aire FRANK, COULD SHOW YOU MY FAVOURITE OBSESSION PVE BEEN MAKING & MAN, WITHBLOND HAIR ANDA TAN AND “B'S GOOD FOR RELIEVING MY TENSION PM JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA RIFF RAFF, MAGENTA & COLUMBIA.20. RICHARD O'URIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW FRANK. rMAUSTA SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL "TRANSYLVANIA SO COME UP TO THELAB. [AND SEE WHAT'S ON THE SLAB {ISEE YOU SHIVER IN ANTICIPATION BUT MAYBE THE RAIN ISREALLY TO BLAME SOT'LL REMOVE THE CAUSE BUT NOT ‘THE SYMPTOM (PRANK exits. The SERVANTS undress JANBT and BRAD. They are ‘reduced to 505 waderwear) BRAD. (Aside o JAQVET,) 1 al ght, ant. everytings gonna be allah, wel jst play long fr now and we'l ul out he aes when thetime igh "SANET. This note for card wks, Brad, are you sure we'll be "MAGENTA. (Snatches JANET's Bag) No bags BRAD. 'm sue. Janct (To COLUMBIA, MAGENTA and RIFF RAFF) Un Hi there I'm Brad Majors, this is aet Weiss ~ my fined — Yousre ‘COLUMBIA. You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory lot of people would give ther ight ar for the eve. 'BRAD. People ike you may COLUMBIA. ve sen JANET. she is Frank your husband? RIFF RAFF. The mate ot Jet mared ao do hak ever willbe we are simply his servants (RIFF RAFF exits with ter clothes) (PRANK eters) FRANK. Unlock 2 mind ~ unmind a lock ~ isthe same a the ‘begining of ie end do ou fallow? SDANET. No, BRAD. is an anagram, Jane, RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 21 FRANK. | wonder may offer you something refs BRADS JANET. Ne enema FRANK. No. You'e ht, I won't how delightful to have eh fees wend Mags" Clunha po dst RA Raff ‘eran Al TBRAD. Brad Mao FRANK. Brad Naor BRAD. And this sy Fiance Janet Wes. (te pronounces Vee") FRANK. Wits. BRAD. Weis. FRANK. Enchanted, How nice — and what charming underclthes you both have ~ but here, put hese on. He hd JANET ola coo and els BRAD on wih i. during speech) They'l make you fel less ilerable. We don't offen receive vistors et, let alone show them espialy 'BRAD. Hospitality! All we wanted was to wie your phone, & reasonable request which you have chosen ignore JANET, Dont be ungrateful Brad BRAD. Ungravl™ FRANK. How forcefUl you ar, Brad, what » perfect example of ‘manhood dominant you mist be vey frou, Jane JANET. Yer [FRANK Tellme Brad, do you have any tatoos? BRAD, Censinly nu FRANK. Oh well To JANET) How about you? (ner RIFF RAFF) [RIFE RAFF. Everything isin readiness Mast, we merely wai for youto give the word FRANK. Tonight Brad and fanet, you are to witness 4 new ‘weaktvoug in Blochemical research and paradise sto be mine ‘JANET. Ob how wonder fer you, FRANK. Vex It war srange the way Ie happened .. one of those (quirks of fate really. one of those moments when everything looks ‘Bch, te chipe are dow, your back i ugint the wall You pane yo'te trapped = tere’ no way out and even if there wae it would probably be 2 ‘neva eke ote boom ofthe ba. And then sudsenly ou gta break Tithe pees Seem 10 tno place” whats sucker you'd bet wt 8 {ol ~the answer wa there al the time i took a ml aceden wo make ithappe: ll lok at FRANK un amazement) Aneel22 RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW MAGENTA & COLUMBIA, An accident. FRANK. That's how | discovered th sce that elusive ingredient tha park that is the beth of Iie, Yes have that Knowledge, Told the ey tof tse, you se Brad and Janet you are ornate for tonights the nigh my beaut retre is destitad wo be bom, fas) Throw open the {itches onthe Soni Oscar and step op te Reactor Power Input three more pois (Ph ab as series of mechani hat con be charged acorn ot rh (The ab igh pistes rough th lowing) Getonts 235" JANET. Brad BRAD. is alright ant, FRANK. Balls ‘BRAD. is alright oe, FRANK. Tubes (8 Chords) JANET. Bra! ‘BRAD. ie atrigh ne, FRANK. Cringe 2 Chords) {ROCKY is reveled in swodding clothes) (PRANK darobes hn dering the song) {Song: “THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES") Rocky. ‘THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES Is HANGING OVER MY HEAD AND I'VE GOT THE FEELING SOMEONE IS GONNA BE CUTTING ‘THE THREAD (OH WHO IS ME —MY LIFE ISA MISERY OH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M AT THE START (OF A PRETTY BIG DOWNER WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A START WHEN FELL OUT OF THE BED. AU THAT AIN'T NO CRIME ROCKY. AND LEFT FROM MY DREAMING WAS A FEELING ‘OF UNAMIABLE DREAD. Au THATAINTNO CRIME. Rocky. My HIGH IS LOW -1' DRESSED UP WITH NO PLACE. ‘TOGO AND ALL I KNOWIS I'M AT THE ‘START OF A PRETTY BIG DOWNER ALL, (SHALALA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME) (SHA LALALA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME) (SHALALALA THAT AINT NOCRIME) CTHATAIN'TNO CRIME) NARRATOR, ROCKY HORROR YOU NEED PEACE OF MIND — ANDI WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE ‘YOU'RE THE PRODUCT OF ANOTHER TIME AND FEELING DOWN WELL THAT'S NO-CRIME au. THAT AINTNO CRIME ROCKY. ‘THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES IS HANGING OVER MY HEAD. au. THAT AIN'T NO CRIME. ROCKY. ‘AND I'VE GOT THE FEELING THAT SOMEONE'S GOING TO BE. CUTTING THE THREAD ALL. THATAIN'TNO CRIME Rocky. (OH WOE IS ME MY LIFE 1S A MYSTERY24 RICHARD O'BRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW (OH CAN'T YOU SEE THATII'M AT THESTART OF APRETTY BIG DOWNER au SHAVALALA THAT AINTNO CRIME SHALALA LA THAT AINTNO CRIME SHALALA CA THAT AINTNO CRIME TMATAIN'T NO CRIME SHALALALA THAT AIN'TNO CRIME SHALALALA THAT AINTNO CRIME (SHALALA LA THAT AITNO CRIME SHAT AINTNO CRIME. SHALALA Gong ends) FRANK. Well ally that's no way to behave on your Fst dy ot ROCKY, Well nobody's erect But d lnk you made a prety 00d jb ofthe body work, "FRANK. You are the esl of many Bours of tll ~ and now my ‘eal resis yo Ye eady forte tint es. "ROCKY. Oh dar FRANK: Bt fit meth family. Well RIT Raf what do you thik? RIFF RAFF. He's 3 eet myyour genus. FRANK Mages? MAGENTA: trunph of th wil, FRANK, What do yu tink Columbia? COLUMBIA. He's OK. FRANK, OK! thik wecan do beter than that, Wel, Brad and Janet, what do you ae? SIANET: Ide ike men with o0 many muscles, FRANK. id’ make Hi for you He cas the Chris As el of sproval Maes. (song: [A WEAKLING WEIGHING 98 POUNDS. GETS SAND INHIS FACE WHEN KICKED ‘OIE GROUND, AND SOON IN'THE GYM {WITH A DETERMINED CHIN ‘THE SWEAT FROM His PORES [ASHE WORKS FOR HIS CAUSE |CAN MAKE YOU A MAN] RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 25 ‘WILL MAKE HM GLISTEN AND GLEAM [AND VITH MASSAGE AND JUST A BIT OF STEAM ‘RE'LLBE PINK BUT QUITE CLEAN. HELLBE A STRONG MAN ALL [BUT THE WRONG MAN RANK. HE'LL EAT NUTRITIOUS HIGH-PROTEIN [AND SWALLOW RAW EGGS ‘TRY 10 BUILD UP His SHOULDERS CHEST, ARMS AND LEGS SUCHANEFFORT: TFONLY HE KNEW OF MY PLAN ‘WHEN INJUST SEVEN DAYS TCANMAKE YOU A MAN, HE'LL DO PRESS UPS AND CHIN UPS {THE SNATCH CLEAN ANDJERK DYNAMIC TENSION [MUST BE AWEULLY HARD WORK 'SUCHSTRENUOUS LIVING THUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ‘WHEN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS TCANMAKE YOU A MAN COLUMBIA. Eade! (Aco machine ie reveled EDDIE iid) [Song: “HOT PATOOTIE”) EDDIE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT ‘WHEN YOU DRESSED UP SHARP AND YOU FELT ALRIGHT IDGN'T SEEM THE SAME SINCE COSMIC LIGHT. ‘CAME INTO MY LIFE AND THOUGHT IWAS DIVINE TUSED 70.G0 FOR A RIDE WITHA CHICK WHO'D GO [AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC ON THE RADIO ‘SAXOPHONE WAS BLOWING ON A ROCK AND ROLL SHOW ‘AND YOU CLIMBED IN THE BACK AND YOU REALLY HAD ‘8.6000 TIME26 RICHARD O'DRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW ALL. HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL HOT PATOOTIE BLESS M¥ SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL spore. My HEAD USED TO SWIM FROM THE PERFUME SMELT. MY HANDS KIND OF FUMBLED WITH HER WHITE PLASTIC. BELT UD ‘TASTE HER BABY PINK LIPSTICK AND THAT'S ‘WHEN 'D MELT AND SHE'D WHISPER IN MY EAR TONIGHT SHE REALLY WAS MINE (GET BACK IN FRONT AND PUT SOME HAIR OIL ON BUDDY HOLLY WAS SINGING HIS VERY LAST SONG. ‘WITH YOUR ARM ROUND YOUR GIRL YOU'D TRY TO SING ALONG, ‘YOU FELT PRETTY GOOD "CAUSE YOU'D REALLY HAD ‘AGOOD TIME au. HoT PATOOTIE ALESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL HOT PATOOTIE BLESS M¥ SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL. HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THATROCK AND ROLL. HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THATROCK AND ROLL. RICHARD O"BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 27 HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL [HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL TREALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL (EDDIE forced bck io container) (FRANK ke vent) (COLUMBIA deronghe) FRANK, One om the vaults (He panos hor mood) Colunbia ROCKY. Why do you keep him in thre? He's so uly. FRANK: A coral ave charm. Bu no musle. We had» mental relatomip= [Song: “I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN" continuo) FRANK. [BUT ADELTOID AND A BICEP ‘AHOTGROIN AND A TRICEP MAKES ME SHAKE MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE (CHARLES ATLAS BY THE HAND PHANTOMS. INJUST SEVEN DAYS CAN MAKE YOU A MAN FRANK. DON'T WANTNO DISSENSION SUST DYNAMIC TENSION. JANer. PM AMUSCLE FAN AL, INJUST SEVEN DAYS I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN FRANK. icin IF YOU CAN INJUST SEVEN DAYS I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN28 RICHARD O'DRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW (andploys “WEDDING WARCH) (AUCENT and COLUMBIA give FRANK a Bouguatandvell) [PHANTOMS tow coneus) (Bedding procession aes pace) PRANK thew the Bnet) (RUFF RAR catcher) (Curtin) ENDOF ACTI act ves (NARRATOR enter onl bar of "Time Warp”) NARRATOR, Welcome bak, (set Cp). Do pay attention. There sare dose who ay life a iusion And realy as we know i merely 1 Tgnen of our iagiatons If thie ro, Br and lane ce ites Bat thereare some who fave far ore ysl pulosopy tose who ‘woul stop a rthing fo sts their base deste could be that Brad tnd Sine te among oee who hold the dei sina, ‘Scene Fie “JANET'S ROOM (oles Blackout) (Aeton bath scenes shoul be exact the sams) JANET. Oh Brad Ob Yes Yes my daring ~ What i= TURAD'S i'll righ net everytin’s going wo bell right. JANET'S, Ot I hope so my daring ' 50 (Light 4p. Scone played inalhovet) Yout FRANKC I'm aa o Janet but wae’ it ie JANET. You best 304 monter-what have You dane with Brad? FRANK, Mmm ~ nothing why. do you tik should? JANET: You tricked me I woulda have= I've never ~Ob iy God (PRAYK removes condom and iors tay) RANK. | know ~ but i wan’ all bad was i? No raly oven bal bag ne isk pp yo ond got lesan hm 0 SIANET. Ath no sop ~1 mean hep Brad — bh — Bea RANK, Shh. Gres probably sleep ty now ~do you want im to see yu ke is? *IANET, Lie this? Like bow? PRANK Like this JANET I's our ul, you're tobe was svlng mse »30. RICHARD O°BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW PRANK, Walls oe on pet em tt an pale experience ws inn? (Lighten You dd ket iat you? There's 0 ‘rime giving youve over fo peesre~ isthe? We Could ry fran Seton replay = Of Tone you've wasted so much tne already ~ Brad ‘ead kao. wel i, Ma, (Blactow JANET. Are you sure you won't tel him, Oh Scene St saRab'S ROOM” (oie Blackout) JANET'S. Ob Brad — Oh yes — Yes my dalng, bu what ‘BRAD'S. isl righ Jane verlag’ going be all ih JANED'S. [hope so my sling | its) (Stor pled in shoute) ‘BRAD. You! FRANK. I's fad so Brad but wasnt ice BRAD, You fend, you scoundrel ~ What have ou doe with ane? FRANK. bo noting why, do you thik should? BRAD. You waked mo, wouldn'chave I've pever~ Oh my God — | (FRANK removes condom fram BRAD) FRANK. {know - but twas’ al bad wa 1? No aly even hal bm fc think you found ute pleasurable - Oh 0 vo~s0 seas "BRAD, Ah” Help ~No~ stop. mean Janeth ~ Jane. FRANK. Sh ~ ne’ probably seep by ow Do ou Want ero seo ou Ike is? "BRAD, Like this lke how = FRANK. Likes BRAD. is your fut You're t blame ~ 1 hough twas the real ‘hing TFRANK. Ob come on Brad adit twas ejoyale wast? You tied dun you? Theres no erme ining yous overt pleasure [shure (Lights dim) We coud ty for sh sction replay. Oh Brad you've RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 31 ase so much dine aeady ~ Janet needetKaow. I won't tll her — Mmm (loctou) BRAD. Are you sire you won't er Oh RIFF RAFF. (Om narcom,) Master Te Ibori iempey Rocky has anced the ne plats oes and somewhere ihe bullding RANK, Oh Wow = What ~Nimm ~ Oh ~ Coming. Some Seen TABORATORY (me JANET) JANET. What's happesing here — Where's Brad? — Where's anyondy? If oly we had mado ths journey only the ar hadn't token down=ifony we were aongt nds or sane parsons. NARRATOR. {f and oniy two small words that kept repeating thempetes apn and again in Jane's thought, but wis foo Inet g0 brcknow~iwas she wording a lant al wav, woud be fly tog aprne fer only chaoe would be to idk oxt adapt ~ and perap so suvve (Emu ROCKY) ROCKY. Ob ts you ook 'm eying hide om my creo nd his mman ey sea moet ha ant wel reve beh ‘Baliga see (dy hve sing of coding ANE. ral ike ometee dea ‘Ockendon Ike ne With oo many mics? JANET. Wel : ROCKY. you got ny ppt? JANET. Im eiggel Br fi he same a Bey Manos wast ‘arity Bu fan's ines overvhcined me wi a ey Th fove denned of ttre ho tnng Kites "I could see Bras face ‘ee me ny id sreaed No! bu ny ip were RNY, 00 ingy'"fsanes te ove an loved amplony ay body tab ay - Oh fra rd dringbow old have de ia You ROCKY, Tostoon #2 ono me TANET Yer ew you ce ante — yore ee for ne ing ~ sry. Oh where's bro? ie fds th TY montr) ‘They cone wh52 RICHARD O°BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW NARRATOR. Jane's fesings on wild as she faaly maipalated the scar sitchen the TV mentor ~ Toe screen dew up images of ‘empl rooms td comioes~ aly she stopped ~a Frank's bedroom. (Goes FRANK Kisng BRAD) JANET. Aaah NARRATOR. Asshn ROCKY. Oh yu eat lyon anyone. SANE Ob Brat “How cold you? (Phy al bond over tying 0 work ou potion on soreen) NARRATOR. If one is sulfrngffom the pangs of remorse fr 8 sexea ndlsertion~ i would See ogel ta he wangressor would be ‘mph toward a loved one capt commiting sie misdemeanor But emotion isan rational sd powectl master ~and fom what Janet ‘wtesnd onthe mont there seemed ile dub that he was deed fave (MAGENTA ar COLUMBIA emer and etch gue) MAGENTA & COLUMB! Tell us about tan ISong: “TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME) JANET. 1LWAS FEELING DONE IN COULDN'T WiN PDONLY EVER KISSED BEFORE MAGENTA & COLUME! ‘YOU MEAN SHE'D ONLY EVER KISSED JANET. THOUGHT THERE'S NOUSE GETTING INTO HEAVY PETTING FTONLY LEADS TO TROUBLE AND SEAT WETTING. NOW ALLI WANT TO KNOW IsHow ToGo PVETASTED BLOOD ANDI WANT MORE. RICHARD O IEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 33 MAGENTA & COLUMBIA, MORE, MORE, MORE “aNer, TLLTUT UPNO RESISTANCE IWANT'TO STAY THE DISTANCE VEGOT AN ITCH TO SCRATCH AND NEED ASSISTANCE (cHowws ‘TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME TWANTTO BE DIRTY. "THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME CREATURE OF Te NIGHT ‘THENIF ANYTHING GROWS ‘WHEN YOU POSE LL GIL YOU UP AND RUB YOU DOWN MAGENTA & COLUMBIA, Down, Bown, DOWN AND THAT'S JUST ONS SMALL FRACTION (OFTHE MAIN ATTRACTION YOU NEED A FRIENDLY HAND [AND INEED ACTION. JANET, ‘TOUCH TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME IWANT TO BE DIRTY. "THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME, CREATURE OF THE NIGHT ‘TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME TWANT70 BE DIRTY. "THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME CREATURE OF Tiie NIGHT ‘TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH.A-TOUCH ME LWANF'TO BEDIRAY. ‘THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME (CREATURE OF THE NIGHT34 RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW CREATURE OF THE NIGHT CREATURE OF THE NIGHT (Blackou) ‘Scene Eight (RIFF RAEF ents flcing fom FRANK.) (Herons toward MAGENTA) RIFF RAFF. Asapashh— Mery! Master FRANK. Wik hip) How did bappen~ 1 understood you were 0 be watching "RIFF RAFF. 1 vas only say fora moment, Master FRANK. Seo if you ean find bir onthe mono: Oh Magenta. Oh Rack. Oh Rocky. O8 Res (Click BRAD't emp room ~ switch swlich ~ switch JANET"s room) [RIFE RAFF, I've locate hi in the female's quarts, Master. FRANK: Rocky! think Pm pongo (PRANK fons) RUFF RAFF. aint MAGENTA. Mester. (Phy ag they ary hin of) BRAD. (Ener, os T, Janet How could she? That's it—i's over. NARRATOR ver’ Wat war over? Not he mg at was cori Bad and Jane's engngemen? Thal love for on another? Who could sy for questions sven ates re nto beanaerd by the academe they ist be let forthe hea to slve and Brad you may Be sar had plety of hear. [Song “ONCE IN A WHILE" BRAD. ONCEINA WHILE SHE DON"T WANT TO CALL YOU SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE. RICHARD O'BRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 35 AND ONCE N YOUR LIFE. ‘SHE DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU YOU LOOK AROUND. ‘THE ONE YOU POUND SHE ISGONE NARRATOR. HHUNIMINAH HUMMINAHE HUMMINAH UMMINAH HUM (PHANTOUS appear os bok-up singer droeed ot JANET) BRAD. AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME ‘THAT TAKES. FOR A HEART TO TURN TO STONE ‘THE SWEETER THE WINE. ‘THE HARDER TO MAKE THE BREAK ‘YOU HEAR SOMETHING. ABOUT SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT YOU'D KNOWN SOBAEY DON'T CRY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW [ABTER THE NIGHT THERE'S BRAND NEW DAY ‘AND THERE'LL BE NO PAIN ‘AND NO MORE SORROW 50 WASH YOUR FACE "AND PHONE MY PLACE. IP-LL BE OKAY AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME ‘THAT IT TAKES, FORA HEART TO BEAT AGAIN SOGIV? ME ASIGN THAT A LOVER MAKES ‘YOU LOOK AROUND THE ONE FOUNDIS BACK AGAIN... IS BACK AGAIN PHANTOMS. ISBACK AGAIN BRAD & PHANTOMS, ISBACK AGAIN TS BACK AGAIN IS BACK AGAIN IS BACK AGAIN(6 RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW BRAD. s BACK AGAIN FRANK and RIFF RABE enor.) FRANK. How maudlin — how pathetic — Your baggage has dared 0 sie my beutiful reat Ot Rocky how could you? TRUFY RAFF. (Filer with 7Y momior) Master we have a visitor. FRANK, Obs BRAD. Great Scor~Scoty ~ Dr. Ewet Set, RIFF RAPE. Vou know thscarh— PRANK stops RIFF RAFF.) FRANK. This gers, BRAD. Ves do. He's an old end of mie RANK. aces hs wasn't simply a chance meeting ~ you came pr wh a parse ‘BRAD. Tha’ aot ese my car broke down FRANK I Kao vi ytd me, Bradt i De Bc Seat, ns ame nt unknown me ‘BRAD. He war scene teachers Denton High FRAN. And nore wre fr yr Goverment doest'the, Brad e's ntnced tote brea of th investigation oF et whien 904 cll UFO's that's ih isnt Brat. ‘BRAD. He might bei don't know. RIFE RAP. The iucer entering the bing, Mast. FRANK. Ab he's inthe Zn oom. Seal ofall exits ~ and ll dors — excop fr thot tht en here Rf Rafting Rocky and Janet bere 1 hn we should make this soil osason The hee unexpected puts al nian ve wth or show ~ which sal det, (FRANK mates asgna nd door opens revealing DR. SCOTT) Scone Nine (emer DOCTOR SCOTT in wheclchav~ COLUM pushing Km.) COLUMBIA. Hi-Ho-Siver, [BRAD Dr Scott SCOPTY, Brad —whatare you ding Ree? PRANK. Don't iy game, Dr. Sco Iwas put of you pla, wast nl, at Bad Major adhe female should check the layout fr ou = RICHARD O'DRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORRORSHOW 37 unfortly fr you al ther i to be a change af plns Pm sure you're ‘apa Dr. Seat - know Bris. "SCOTTY. I sn sure you that Bros presence hee comes a8 & compete suprise me. As dacs he setup you ave hee eat expet Robe utes (Ae goesto inspec laboratory.) FRANK, Sophisiated Dr. Scott Or shoul sty Dr. Von Sot? BRAD. What cxaty ae you plying? SCOTTY. They drt prove nofuink! Ah thi machine ere. BRAD. Wis do you thnk, Doe? SCOTTY. Ati precue moments cdo el—bat it seams tobe rade fame tc nto cht wold yw om ar plane (ANET and ROCKY are reveled nla) (he fling deg hold be poe exactly the same each it) JANET, Bradt Scorry. fre FRANK. oly! Scorty. ase FRANK, Rocky! JANET. Dr Scot! Brat Scorty” inet FRANK. Rocky! JANET, Dr Sout FRANK, Rocky. Oh Rocky! ROCKY. Pis oft FRANK. Linen 1 made i and an break hin sts casi pail is log SCUTTY. | suppose you intent do with wa you did for oie Puntoms Si me COuUMBIA Ett MAGENTA & RIFF RAFF. Sit BRAD. Eile 1 ve sean hh oks tebe PHANTOMS Sot FRANK. What co you know of Ede, Dr. Scot? SCOTTY. hppen to kw a rest dea aban aot of tines ~ you see Ede happens tobe my nepnew BRAD. Dr. Scott SCOTTY, Yes, Brad - my sister's boy, knew he was in witha bad crowd bu ak wore than imagined lon.3 RICHARD O°BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW BRAD. Tell them, Doc. (Song: “EDDIE'S TEDDY") scorry. FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE WAS TROUBLE HE WAS THE THORN IN HIS MOTHER'S SIDE SHE TRIED IN VAIN NARRATOR. BUT HE NEVER CAUSED HER NOTHING BUT PAIN scorry. HE LEFT HOME THE DAY SHE DIED EIN SWE! TREI FROM THE DAY SHE WAS GONE. ALL-HE WANTED WAS A ROCKIN” ROLL PORN AND A MOTOR BIKE SHOOTIN’ UP JUNK NARRATOR. HE WAS A LOW DOWN CHEAP LITTLE PUNK scorry. ALL WHEN EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS TEDDY YOU KNEW HE WAS A NO GOOD KID BUT WHEN HE THREATENED YOUR LIFE WITH A SWITCH BLADE KNIFE FRANK. WHAT AGUY couumena, MADE YOUCRY scorry. ANDTDID COLUMBIA. EVERYBODY SHOVED HIM VERY NEARLY LOVED HIM | SAY HEY LISTEN TO ME RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 39 ‘STAY SANE INSIDE INSANITY. BUT HE LOCKED THE DOOR AND THREW AWAY TRE KEY scorry. BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN DRAWN INTO SOMETHING MAKING HIM WARN ME IN A NOTE WHICH READ. ALL WHATSIT SAY, WHAT'S IT SAY? scorry. PMOUTOF My HEAD NARRATOR. URRY ORT MAY BE DEAD scorry. THEY MUSTN'T CARRY OUT THEIR EVIL DEEDS au WHEN 0D1e SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS TEDDY ‘YOU KNEW HE WAS-A NO GOOD KID BUT WHEN HE THREATENED Yorn LIFE WITHA SWITCH BLADE RNIEE WHEN EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T LiKE HIS TEDDY ‘YOU KNEW Hie WAS A NO GOOD KID. BUT WHEN HE THREATENED YOUR LIFE WITH ASWITCH BLADE RNIFE FRANK, WHAT AGUY scorry. ‘MAKES YOU CRY ‘COLUMBIA. ANDIEID AU ey HEY Hey FRANK, WHAT AGLY40 RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW scorry. [MAKES YOU CRY COLUMBIA. Np IDID ALL ey HEY HEY FRANK, WHATAGUY scorry. MAKES YOU CRY ‘coLUMBIA. ANDIDID ALL. ‘YEAH YEAH YEAH FRANK, coLUMsIA.. MAKES YOU CRY scorry. AND SHE DID au ves SHE DID SCOTTY & COLUMBIA, AND WEDID’ au ‘yes WEDID EDDIE [FRANK Saya pays for Ede, jst fost him, (ep out ag of blood ond gore is dating the ba. ‘BRAD. Wy you ro RST NE NHI RICHARD 0" JEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 41, FRANK, (Picky 2 swiick) There, that should retain you all, (We hl onthe ba) MAGENTA. phim down the waste disposal FRANK. Clever i, JANET. My fee thes something wrong with my fet. SCOTTY. iy wheels My Goa! Ian move my wheels, BRAD, I'sasitwve' gucd wo the spot FRANK. You are, so quake with four you tiny fools — OK. it's state ~ RE Raf the snieansdicer on program 8 scare levels ‘MagENTA Ren "TTY. You won't fd earth people quite the ety mark that you ‘imagine ths sone ansduer Iti suppose some ype of waa vbr pysiomelectlr anspor devie! 'FEANK. You'd beter lov baby, BRAD. You mean? SCOTTY. Yes, Brad ~ it's something we ourselves have been ‘working on. But it sem our end hae ba oan away of 1 device tht is capable of breaking down said mater and then proeting {rough space and wi knows, pectop even time fsa “JANET. You mean he's going to send us to another pane? [song: “PLANET SCHMANET- WISE UP JANET WEISS") FRANK. PLANET-SHIMANET JANET. ‘TELL YOU ONCE WONT TELL You Twice. ‘YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS Yarn PIE DON'TTASTE TOO NICE. ‘YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS IVE LAID THE SEED ITSHOULD BE ALL YoU NEED ‘YOU'RE AS SENSUAL ASA PENCIL ‘SOUND UP LIKE AN WHEN WE MADE IT DIDIA HEAR A BELL RING? ORFIRSTSTRINGA RR RRR 42. RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW Yoo A BLOCK TAREMY ADVICE YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS ‘THE TRANSDUCER WILL SEDUCE Yat TTS SOMETHING YOU'LL GET USED TO [MENTAL MIND-FUCK CAN BE NICE ‘YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS YOU'D BETTER WISE UP BUILD YOUR THIGHS UP YOU'D BETTER WISE UP NARRATOR. AND THEN SHE CRIES OUT aANET. vor FRANK, pow PORT HOT AND FLLSTERED USE ABITOF MUSTARD (FRANK signals MAGENTA who pale tch and aloes them as RIPE “RAPE spre thom, COLUMBIA takes thom of ge) AL YOU'RE A HOT DOG BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER FRANK FURTER (BRAD is taken off ty COLUMBIA) YOU'RE A HOT DOG BUT-YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER PRANK FURTER (SCOTTY token of) You'Re 4 Hor Dos BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER PRANK FURTER (ANE and ROCKY retaken of) EE ESE pags RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 43, You'ke A oT Dog BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER FRANK FURTER MAGENTA. (On her own) You'Re A HOT DOG. BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER FRANK FURTER FRANK. MAGENTA, RELAX You'Re A HOT DOG BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO MURT HER FRANEFURTER (RIFE RAFF sprays her She tops dramaial) FRANK. Columbia the ats are ns molecular state somewhere ‘between enrance end ext, When they've pulled themselves together ~ see that thy se prepared forthe oes. (couumata tips) ‘COLUMBIA. My God! t can't take any mor ofthis. Fist you dich sme for Ean then you throw hi of Ike a ld overcoat ar Rocky. "You chow people up and thn You apt thom ot aga. lved you, 0 You heat Toved you, end what id ge? el you, big fat ning, You're ke a sponge ou tke ak, take and dan oer of etre, Wel, eho ottho tle Ph RAF er er) Ohno = Tights wicked fs a gas Tm groovy hip mans ke 8 ‘ep th wow, my God feak ut baby ig you lar (he ete) FRANK. I's not easy having a god tine — even smiling makes my face ac and my chien tum on fe ~ Rocky's betaving jut Ee iyi | mae mistake ping hi fala Boer Bee oF MAGENTA. When do we retin to Tranayvania?—1 grow weury of this wore PRANK, Masets am inded grateful to bah you and your brother RieP Raf ~you have both served re wel loyaly sch a yours most be Tevated, and you wil dacover ht wien the mood takes me, 1 can be ‘le percrousnen et PP Ae EA ASR PCE 44 RICHARD O'RIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW MAGENTA. {sk fer nothing, Maser, FRANK. And you shell cave tin abundance —come ~ or guests willbe growing rests, (FRANK extn) MAGENTA and RIFF RAFF look at one anothar — they make an (rater gs) (Grote Bacto) (Spotlight on) NARRATOR. And so, by sme extardiary colnedence— fe it soars had desided tm Dra std eet should Kep tht appolntment ith rend De. Eve Soot. Bu it vas to be in asiuaton which none of them could have. postly fresen ~ And, Justa few hous afer mmouncing ter engegericat Brad and Jane had bth tasted forbidden fit Ti inte we poo tht thelr hast was aman of ite moras a Some persuasion ~ What ure nds were thy to be subjected 0? ‘And wha ofthe sie wansduce’ andthe rshow tat had been spn (of? What indent? From what bad gone before was lata hs was tobe so pene (ack ener singly tough sash eran ~ wooing black stockings and ‘spenders ad Back underwear and finally hy Become @ chars line) {Song: “FLOORSHOW / ROSE TINT MY WORLD"] coLUMBIA. ITWASGREAT WHEN TP ALL BEGAN TWAS A REGULAR FRANKY FAN BUTT WAS OVER WHEN HE HAD THE PLAN ‘TOSTART WORKING ON AMUSCLE-MAN, [NOW THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME HOPE ISMY LOVE OF A CERTAIN DOPE, [ROSE TINTS MY WORLD KEEPS ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN ROCKY. PMGUST SEVEN HOURS OLD "TRULY BEAUTIFUL TO BEHOLD AND SOMEBODY SHOULD BE TOLD a RICHARD O'BRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW [MY LIBIDO HASN'T BEEN CONTROLLED. [NOW THE ONLY THINGI'VE COME TO TRUST. IS ANORGASWIC RUSH OF LUST ROSE FINTS MY WORLD KEEPS ME SAPEROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN HELP ME woMMty PLL Be GOOD YOU'LL SEE ‘TAKETHIS DREAM AWAY WHAT'S THIS, LET'S SEE TREELSEXY WHAT'S COME OVER ME HERETT COMES AGAIN’ Jaxer, FEEL RELEASED BAD TIMES DECEASED MY CONFIDENCE HAS INCREASED. REALITY IS HERE ‘THE GAME HAS BEEN DISBANDED MY MIND HAS BEEN EXPANDED IT'S AGAS THAT FRANKY'S LANDED HIS LUST IS $0 SINCERE (andl fore) (PHL TOsR cn snr conte) (FRANK mates spctcuer enrance) FRANK. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FAY WRAY ‘THATDELICATE SATIN DRAPED FRAME ASITCLUNG TO HER THIGH, HOW /STARTED TocRY FOR I WANTED TO BE DRESSED JUST THE SAME GIVE YOURSELF OVER TO ABSOLUTE PLEASURE. ‘SWIMTHE WARM WATERS OF SINS OF THE FLESH [EROT.C NIGHTMARES BEYOND ANY MEASURE ‘AND SENSUAL DAYDREAMS TO TREASURE FOREVER — CaN” YousUST sEEIT Wilos WHOA WHOA (Spot Don't ream ibe it 4sRS SE SEE TO OS TTT 46 RICHARD O°BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW ALL. (Sing) DON'T BREAM IT-BE IT (they al come together touching an fondling one another, FRANK nthe cone) DON'T DREAM IT- BEIT DON'T DREAM IT- BEIT DON'T DREAM IT-BE IT DON'T DREAM IT- BEIT DON'T DREAM IT BE IT DON'T DREAM IT-BEIT (SCOTTY enere spate following over lst? chora' above) scorry. Hin = We've gc to get out of is ap ‘efor iis dosadene saps our ile [ve goto be strong and ty thang on ‘Ormy min may wel soap ‘Aad my ie wi be ved (SOOTTY reveals stockings and high els) (Gis) FORTHE THRILLS rap. IP's BEYOND ME HELP ME MOMMY JANET. GOD BLESS LiLy st.cvR FRANK, My MYM My MY My MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY (yal form horas line) OE EE CT TIT — RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 47 1PM A WILD AND UNTAMED THING UM ABEE WITH A DEADLY STING. GETAHIT AND YOUR MIND GOES PING YOUR HEART IL THUMP AND YOUR BLOOD WILL SING. SOLET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE ROSE TINT MY WORLD KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN au \WE'REA WILD AND UNTAMED THING WE ARE BEES WITH A DEADLY STING GET AIT AND YOUR MIND GOES PING YOURHEART'LL THUMP’ LAND YOUR BLOOD WILL SING SOVET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE ROSE TINT MY WORLD [KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN WERE A WILD AND UNTAMED THING (WE ARE BEES WITH A DEADLY STING GET AHIT AND YOUR MIND GOES PING YOURHEART LL THUMP AND YOUR BLOOD WILL SING ‘SOLET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON GONNA SHAKE ITTILL THE LIFE HAS GONE ROSE TINT MY WORLD [KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN (RIFE RAFF and MAGENTA enter dressed in exaterretial national ‘ama RIFF RAFF. FRANK NFURTER ITS ALL OVER. ‘YOUR MISSION ISA FAILURE ‘YOURLIFE STYLES TOO EXTREME TM YoURNEW COMMANDER ‘YOU NOW ARE MY PRISONER WERETURN TO TRANSYLVANIA PREPARE THE TRANSIT BEAM (ong ed)48 RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW ll fee) FRANK, Wait- Ian expan [song: “6 GOING HOME| (PRANK crranges sag for nest mmber) FRANK. (ON THE DAY 1 WENT AWAY Au ooDB¥E FRANK. WASALLTHADTOSAY au. owt FRANK. WANT TO COME AGAIN AND STAY au. ony iy FRANK. ‘SMILE AND THAT WILL MEAN MAY PVESEEN BLUE SKIES ‘THROUGH THE TEARS IN MY EYES. AND IREALIZE I'M GOING HOME ALL, PM GOING HOME. FRANK. EVERYWHERE IT'S BEEN THE SAME. ALL. FEELING FRANK. LIKE PM OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN 8 ay LESS RICHARD O'BRIEN’S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 49 ALL. WHEELING FRANK, FREE TD TRY AND FIND A GAME ALL, DEALING FRANK. ‘CARDS FOR SORROW CARDS FOR PAIN IVE SEEN THE BLUE SKIES. ‘THROUGH THE TEARS INMY EYES AND IREALIZE~1'M GOING HOME Abe PM GONG HOME YMGONG HOME ong ets) ‘Scene Eleven MAGENTA. How sentiments [RIFF RAFE. And alo pesumpruea of you~ you see when 1 sid ‘we’ wee fo retun I refered only wo Magenta and myself sory however you found my words misleading you see you ar remain ‘here inapet anyway (Pe precios ary ga) SCOTTY. Great heavens that'sa laser, RIFV RAFF. Yes, Dr: Scot, laser capable of emiting a beam of, pure anther, ‘BRAD, You mean you're going til hin? — Whats is crime? FRANK. Ob Brad SCOTTY. You siw what had become of Edd ~ Society must be prove. TIFF RAFF. Exactly, Dr. Scot ~ Now Frank-a-Furter, your tine has come~y goodbye ll ths~ and hello clvion. FRANK Do your wort inferior oe. COLUMBIA’ No! Not (COLUMBIA rans to sid FRANK, oho hit)50 RICHARD O'URIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW FRANK. Di yu do this forme? (COLUMBIA nods) Sil bitch, (COLUMBIA des) FRANK whl” he aes stow.) (ROCKY te Killed ~ RIFF hoe to Mt him mamoroue tines ax ROCKY ‘tempt fo avenge FRANK’: death) BRAD. Good God RIFF RAFF. Ye. JANET. You've ied them MAGENTA. Ihougt you lcd them they ke you, RIFF RAFH.(Sreans) Thay dian’ Ike me ~ They never liked me, ‘You sy the way things wre the way they were gle SCOTTY. Vou did oh (RIFF RAFF ponte gun of SCOTTY) Ob sat RIFE RAP A éevson has to be made. Scorry, YoureO.k ty me [RIFE RAFF. De Soot Sorry aout your nephe. SCOTTY. Yor“ Perhaps forthe bast RIFT RAF. ‘You should leave now, Dr Seo Weil possible Back the plant of vanscevaa ‘MAGENTA. Inthe gly of Trasyvanin RUFF RAFF. Go tw (BRAD, JANET ond DR. SCOTT et) SCOTTY. (4 hy lave) Jane, sel Bra RUFF RAPE. Our noble ssi Is simos completed my most ‘eau sister, an Soon we sal return to the Moon enced shores of ‘urbeloved pine MAGENTA. Ab. Sweet Trassenil, Land of Night t sag and dnch once mre You dark ota, oa that sep 10 tbe RIGHT, (edo 50) RIFF RAFF, Bi t's pov thre PHANTOMS. Tot ely drives you sane (Pic prepare leave) [MAGENTA. And our word wild the Tae Warp aga. RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW 31 [RIFP RAFF. Activate the rans crys (ples, Blackout) (Lights sp on romaine of ones) (BRAD fu nspoighe) {Song: “SUPER HEROES") RAD. E'VEDGNE 4 Lor GOD KNOWS F'VE TRIED ‘TOFIND THE TRUTH IVE EVEN LIED BUT ALLLKNOW ISDOW INSIDE PHANTOMS. PMBLEDING (ANET ers) saNer, Come To Feast ‘TO TASTE THE FLESH ‘NOT YET DECEASED ANDALLIKNOW. ISSTILL THE BEAST PHANTOMS. ISFEEDNO. ABEL ALE (our ts — Chant) {BRAD ont LANE in shadowy opts) NARRATOR. AND CRAWLING ON THE PLANET'S FACE SOME INSECTS CALLED THE HUMAN RACE Lost INTIME AND LOSTIN SPACE PHANTOMS. [AND MEANING52 RICHARD O'BRIEN'S THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW (Song ends) (elactow) EPILOGUE, [Reprise: “SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE"| USHERETTE, SCIENCE FICTION — DOUBLE FEATURE RANK HAS BUILT AND LOST HIS CREATURE, DARKNESS HAS CONQUERED BRAD AND JANET "THE SSRVANTS GONE TO A DISTANT PLANET (OH AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW -I WANT TO GO- OHH ‘TO THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW (R BASSMAN's vice) DOLANG DOO LANG THEEND (@lochow From the House of Plays and Musicals CLUE Tae Musica, ee oy se Peter DePietro Tom Chiodo te Galen Blum, Wayne Barker and Vinnie Martucci "ates good moves. The creators have found the cue to CLUE = Balimore Sen "Aa absolute light" » National News Sica “CLUE has intrigue, colorful suspects and deadly ‘wespons." = Chicago Sua Ties "Superb Terie! Racin! Fun» Herald Gazette ‘Tees quced on applications music avaable on rental (gstos) DOCTOR! DOCTOR! ‘edad Masiat Coney Beer Peter Eksitom “David DeBoy "Sen cd hing" NewYork Novag "ots jes -New York Ps Clever sharp and wit" Variety ‘iame quoted en applications mado avable on etal. ‘desi, Samuel_French, hc, SERVING THE THEATRICAL COMMUNITY SINCE 1630