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Mayberry Newspaper
Mayberry Newspaper
SHOWERS
TODAY & TOMORROW
MAY 1963
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SEVEN CENTS
Ladies H Church
Committee Goes To Jail!
A woman in the
barber shop doing
mens nails!
By Antoinette De Alba
By Bethanie Blanchard
Mayberry Gazette
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Last night one our new neighbors, Billy and Daisy Abcock went through a
traumatic event. The Abcocks recently joined us from the Deep South where
they live just seven miles out of Mayberry city limits. Their first week in the
area may be one to remember. Both the sheriff and the fire department
where on hand to help out the Abcocks in their dark hour. What was it that
happened, you might ask? Mrs. Abcock slipped off the toilet seat and into
the toilet during the night and could not make it out despite her efforts. Here
is what Billy had to say
about the experience,
"Boy I tell you what,
that sure was a scare
Daisy got during the
night. She use the
latrine and made a big
splash! Is just about
to come up with a
witty jab on her bowel
movements when she
started
hollering!
Somehow she was just
small enough to slip in
but too big to come
out. I grabbed her by
the hand and pulled with all I had. Thought I might rip her arms out before
we got my Daisy out of there. We called the sheriff and apologized for the
late manner of our call but Is all worked up over the situation. Luckily he
knew what to do and had the fire department come by with some huge medal
contraption to get her out, I think they called them the Jaws of Life."
Mayberry Gazette
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Threes company
The family of gave 9 lives!
By Lonnie Barton
You heard it here first our town of Puckerville has some new
residents. Not 1, not 2, but 3 beautiful little babies. Proud parents Mary
Beth Sue and
Larry Butch
Paul Dunlap
are excited to
bring home
their bundles
of joy where
they will meet
their
4
brothers and
2 sisters. The
Dunlap clan
is
growing
quickly. The
excitement all
started
as
Mary
Beth
was out front
on her porch tending to her silver medal county fail award winning
Daisys and Dandelions when she began feeling some pain. She hoot
and hollered for Butch out back to help her as she could hardly stand.
Butch wasted no time and sprang into action loading her up in their 4wheeled truck. Man she was harder to get up on to that truck than I
thought said Butch. As they raced down Main Street to the town
hospital where they barely made it; her water had broken - these 3 little
biscuits wanted out! Marty Beths third cousin Skeet told us that the 3
babies are as beautiful as his grandmas pumpkin pie. Skeet said Im
so excited I could spit.
Mayberry Historical
Society Annual
Fundraiser burgled!
By Amber Garrett
Yesterday was the festival for the
Mayberry Historical Society. The
whole town turned out to enjoy the
festivities while raising money to
erect the Founding Fathers statue
in front of Town Hall. The town
raised the goal amount of
$10,000.00 for the statue, but last
night their office was burglarized
and the money was stolen. A town
Deputy responded to a 911 call
from Harry Dickens who was
walking his dog and heard the
sound of breaking glass. This
morning we talked to Jimmy Rae
Dawson, Mayberrys Fire Chief
and the artist who will be creating
the statue. They all said, Cant
wait till they catch the bugger, who
would do such a terrible thing!
Mayberry Gazette
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