10/29/2015 9:37 AM

Dear Chris:
It has come to my attention that you are furious at the continued lack of
cleanliness in our computer lab. As a concerned student I too am disappointed at this total
disregard for school pride. I have come up with several options that could be of immense value.

Do not allow students to eat in the lab.

Shred any work left behind by careless students.
Hose students down with cold water if they refuse to comply.
Students who continue to be messy should have 10% of their marks removed daily.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to suggest these great ideas for making the
computer lab a better place to learn. If you have any further
questions please dont hesitate to contact me. Perhaps if we
suggest the menu below students will be forced to eat upstairs
and will not be tempted to come downstairs.
Sincerely, Bruce
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Loyola Cafeteria Menu

Item Description
Price
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Peanut Butter Eggs
$1.24
Fish and Chips
$3.89

Bacon and Eggs

$3.50

Grease on Toast
$2.90
Toast on Grease
$2.90

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