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Edu 214 Mayberrynewspaper
Edu 214 Mayberrynewspaper
Volume 1, Issue 1
November 2015
Threes Company
By Lonnie Barton
By Robert Smith
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Bluebell Brawl
Fundraiser Burglarized
Newsletter 1
Bluebell Brawl
By: Ivonne Garcia
On Tuesday November 11th, Old man Peabody was woken up by a .38 caliber bullet wound in his left leg. While
several witnesses said they heard three gunshots; A shooter however, wasn't reported. An investigation was
started, but before it was concluded, two young boy confessed that they had left some old bullets they found on
the nearby railroad track. The boys said that they often line up pennies and dimes on the tracks next to Mr.
Peabody's farm, and they expected that the bullets might explode. Mr. Peabody was quick to condemn the boys
electing that they should be "shot in the leg to learn some respect". The parents of the boys each claimed the
other families son should be responsible for influencing their child into playing such a reckless game. Eventually
the conflict was settled outside a court of law as both families paid for the damages to Mr. Peabody and his
house.
By:Jeremy Madaus
Newsletter 2
Mayberry Historical
Society Annual
Fundraiser Burgled!
As we all know, our farm cows in this town love the sound of
instruments and music. As the morning parade began in the
town of Mayberry, the cows quickly made their way towards the
street, jumping over the farm fence. Sheriff (who still was a little
tipsy from the night before) was stumbling his way towards the
parade, when the herd of cow came running towards him
following the sound of the music! Charlie, a recognizable dog in
this town, and a local family pet, came running towards the
rescue, pulling Sheriff Andrew Taylor out of the way from being
trampled by the cows! The cows made it to the parade, mooing
along to the sound of the trumpets; and Charlie, the golden
retriever was named town hero!
Current update just in: The farmer, whom the cows escaped
from said, "I don't know how those daggone cows made it out
of that fence, but I'll be making it higher!"
DONT FORGET TO VOTE for COUNTY BOARD
TOWN HALL * DECEMBER 15 * 6:00pm-8:00pm
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