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Zerofun,sir.GymScene
Boone: Shutup.
Putyourhanddown.You'resmiling.
Petey: Yes.
Boone: Yes,sir.Whyareyousmiling?
Petey: 'CauseIlovefootball.Football'sfun.
Boone: Fun,sir.It'sfun?
Petey: Yes.
Boone: Yousure?
Petey: Ithink
Boone: Nowyou'rethinkin'.Firstyousmile,thenyouthinkin'.Youthink
footballisstillfun?
Petey: Uh,yes.
Boone: Sir.
Petey: Yesno,sir.
Boone: No?
Petey: Itwasfun.
Boone: Notanymore,though,isit?
Petey: Notrightnow.
Boone: It'snotfunanymore.Notevenalittlebit.
Petey: Uh...no.
Boone: Makeupyourmind.Thinksinceyou'rethinking.Goon,think.Isit
fun?
Petey: No,sir.
Boone: No?Absolutelynot?
Petey: Zerofun,sir.
Boone: Allright,listenup.I'mCoachBoone.I'mgonnatellyouallabout
howmuch''fun''you'regonnahavethisseason.
Weleaveforcamp,GettysburgCollege,August15th,7:29A.M.Ifyou
reportat7:30youwillnotbeplayingfootballthisseason,youwill
bewatching.
Youwillwearajacket,shirt,andtie.Ifyoudon'thaveone,buy
one.Can'taffordone,borrowonefromyouroldman.Ifyoudon'thave
anoldman,thenfindadrunk,tradehimforhis.'CauseIguarantee
youthereisn'tabumonthestreetthatlooksasraggedyand
ridiculousaswhatI'mlookingatrightnow.
Thisisnodemocracy.Itisadictatorship.Iamthelaw.
Ifyousurvivecamp,youwillbeontheteam.Ifyousurvive.
Check'emin,Coach.
Hinds: Checkin''emin.I'mCoachHinds,youroffensivelinecoach.Yellout
yournameandpositionstartingfromtheright.
Petey: PeteyJones,runningback.Therunningback,y'all.
Rev:
JerryHarris,quarterback.
Hinds: Rev?
Rev:
It'sjustanickname.
Hinds: Andwhointhenameofheavenmightyoube?
Louie: LouieLastik,offensivelineman.Navalfamily,justmovedherefrom
Bayonne.Someonesaidfootball,soIcomerunnin'.What'sgoin'on,
everybody?
Ray:
Withhimcallingtheshots,ain'tnoneofusgonnaseenothin'butthe
benchthisyear.
Gerry: Heain'tcallingtheshots.You'llplay.